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How can I get Lara Croft's bod?
That's Alicia Vikander you nincompoop
digits and you're retarded
She's the new Lara Croft, retard.
reboot brah
absolutely disgusting
i would rather fuck nothing than that
A bag and some choloform
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she has a boyish frame
also this
Why is Hollywood afraid of casting muscular women?
Are they afraid nu males will be intimidated?
bait
sad how the boobs are gone isnt it
kek
Is there anything women with this bodytype can do?
What foods increase est besides soy?
remove the two lower ribs, train butt, hip fat grafting
>remove the two lower ribs
Holy shit, this probably does have a big effect on waist/hip ratio
Goal bod desu
her waist is too narrow
would put off both insecure men and insecure women
Don't eat
Then eat decently for 1 month doing squats ; that's literally it
>be a s t i c c
>be a turbochestlet
>????
>profit! Somehow...
be muscular women are disgusting looking and wouldn't bring in any money.
anything more than wonder woman is way too much.
would you honestly be interested in a money where the lead was a muscular woman?
women are supposed to be fragile looking. its a primal instinct for men to protect their fragile mate. can't do that if she's more ripped than you are.
Step 1 : Be male
That's it
Soy decreases estrogen and testosterone m8. It would be relatively healthy for females to eat since estrogen is cancer-promoting.
If you want estrogen go for butter, the highest source of mammalian estrogen; milk/cheese, chicken, alcohol, food high in omega 6 (fast food/mcdonalds).
yea its done in asia apparently
bitch is built like a chocolate bar
>be 14yo boy
>don't lift
>don't eat
done
Isn't Laura Croft supposed to have big tits?
big tits are sexist
spongebob mode
>If you want estrogen go for butter, the highest source of mammalian estrogen; milk/cheese, chicken, alcohol, food high in omega 6 (fast food/mcdonalds)
Is this true?
Looking feminine sexy heterosexual and having a stacked body as well as being active is wrong for some reason.
No, I'm not making this up.
the Fass is a lucky man
That's not Lara.
why her face is bloated?
You know what? I'm at my breaking point. I don't give a fuck if you call this bait, or if you call this pasta or if you even say I'm edgy or cock riding.
I am a lesbian female and I find Alicia Vikander very attractive but outside of that I want you to know that she's done nothing, and I mean nothing wrong. She's a sweet and upstanding actress who just wants the best for the movie industry.
So you know what? You motherfuckering faggot ass niggers need to shut the fuck up or give me your addreses. I will go to your houses and slap you so hard you'll WISH you had kept your mouth shut. I'm not scared of Veeky Forums and your Anonymous shit.
Not any of you could ever be like Alicia and not any of you could ever be close to what she's accomplished. To that regard you're all just little bitches. Scared little bitches.
Now either step up and get your ass pounded the non-fun way by a muscular queer or leave Alicia Vikander alone. This is your ONLY and final warning.
Stop fucking with Alicia Vikander. NOW.
calves of the gods
Here's your (you), now fuck off.
How can a man who has the biggest case of jungle fever be attracted to her?
> im a lesbian female
WAAAAH I HAVE A CUNT, GIVE ME ATTENTION
What Lara Croft is actually supposed to look like.
>yea its done in asia apparently
this shit needs to become common in the usa
>point out the FACT that she's a tranny like most hollywood actors
>hurr i'm a lesbian stop being mean
Fucking idiot, you're biologically attracted to males and played yourself.
>picture is from her back
I wonder why
Neck like a fucking plesiosaur
a giraffe?
To be fair Angelina Jolie was a bit lacking in that department too.