High Test QT Thread

I have to sort through all the nudes give me a break.
I'm having to stop my boner just scrolling through all my pics.

Hey lads, just got back from the gym, need you to dump all to titcows you got

Threads like this are why I still have faith in Veeky Forums. Non of those skeletor thinspo girls or girls with clits the size of my dick. Just big ass tits.

as long as they're not obese, but slightly-below "chubby" while still having a belly; pls deliver oh lord

HIGH TEST WOMEN
youtube.com/watch?v=c0LXTeWSoOI

i think you misunderstood. we want braphogs to raise our own test levels not fit girls who will vampire all our gains and steal my whey

I'm sorry that I have to let you guys down but I have to bounce.
I'll be back in a few hours.
Here's a classic.

farewell based bandito

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Is that *epic boobs* girl?

Yes sir

What size are those? Imagine curling those while fucking. All kinds of gains.

Dumping Kween Kellee

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>Be out late last night
>Drop by McDonald's for a cheeseburger
>waiting for order and this short ENORMOUSLY STACKED (webm related example size) but amazingly not-fat girl comes in with her hilariously tall girlfriend and a really tall cro-magnon looking dude.
>The tall girl and dude are obviously a couple
>the tall dude suddenly starts acting like a soyboy and orders pancakes
>the longman and longlady go to sit down, shortstack starts ordering on the machine
>I'm pretending to be on my phone, trying to work up courage to go over and comment on her humming while I order (again) from the machine next to her
>They yell out my order,
>I go over to collect it and sit back down
>girl still order
>DO IT YOU FUCK DO IT SHE'S A SUPER RARE POKEMON THIS IS YOUR ONE CHANCE DOOOOO IIIIIIT
>start to shake
>she finishes ordering then goes to sit at table with friends
>IDIOT! Okay it can still work, just go over and introduce yourself by saying you hate to eat alone and they look like cool people, just long enough to eat your burger get her number then leave
>Stand up
>Grab my now cold order
>Immediately chickenout, turn and walk out door
>>NO NO NO You can still go back, YOU CAN STILL GO BACK STOP JUST DO IT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>Walk all the way home
>sit down
>look at burger
>Wave after wave of disappointment, anger, frustration washing over me
>YOU FUCKING COWARD YOU FUCKING WASTED IT YOU CUNT YOU DESERVE THE GROSS FAT BITCHES YOU CAN ONLY GET YOU FUCKING PUSSY
>throw burger in bin, not hungry anymore
>go to bed angry at myself
>wake up today after dreaming about just talking to her
>know I'll most likely never see her again, and even if I do it won't be in such a good situation, and even if it was I'd still not go for it because of my deep seated underlying sense of personal failure and self esteem issues
>another opportunity wasted
>another rare chance delivered, I denied, while also deeply wanting it

I'm just so fucking sick of this feeling bros.

holy fuck

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ikr

any better res videos?

Sadly no.
In fact I'll be deleting it shortly (and most of my thicc hoard) because I'm sure being able to so easily get my endorphin fix from jacking it is part of the reason for my feeling I just want a mega tiddy girl, just once.

The worst part is the only person who is denying me this, whi is standing in my way, is myself.

Why do I throw away chances? Because I don't feel worthy of myself.

No car, no full time career still, no house, no 1/2/3/4 thanks to bone cancer, family has anxiety issues and brother is schzophrenic but as the eldest it fell on me a lot to Be A Man, dad pushed me and pushed me since 16 to Be A Man and do all the above and DO THEM NOW!

It's getting to a point where I'm isolating myself more and more, and the people who I do associate with are reflections of me which doesn't help because they then beg me to help them.

I need out.

Make way for the ultimate high test qt.

>Why do I throw away chances? Because I don't feel worthy of myself.
because you're worried of rejection. everyone starts here... just start being more open to women. Lots will reject you, if not the majority

But if you're not a bad looking guy (and no, im not talking good looking Veeky Forums standards which is the

Thank you Veeky Forums

>In fact I'll be deleting it shortly (and most of my thicc hoard) because I'm sure being able to so easily get my endorphin fix from jacking it is part of the reason for my feeling
QUIT PORN, IF YOU HAVENT by the way

Thanks man.
It's just that first step in approaching women I actually want (legit almost ) and, since they're already rare, the fear of getting shot down just gets me down y'know? Like I (or rather I think) I know they're probably getting approached 20 times a day. And they're never alone, always in a group of friends.

I think what I need to do as some negative-reinforcement is to, when I feel like pussying out in future, try to recall the feelings of regret for not approaching at all (which feel just as bad but linger far longer).

They're just at an advanced level that I'm not at yet. I can get there, but sadly I'm not getting any younger (27) so I also feel like I need to "Hurry Up" all the time, play catch-up on wasted years.

Don't overthink it.

All you need to do to get a woman:

>Better yourself
>Be forward and outgoing (you miss 100% of the shots you don't take)

You're a strong, white brother deep inside brah. Just pull it out and don't let anyone make you think you're not capable of anything!

To put it in perspective, by Veeky Forums's standards I'm the bottom of the barrel ... 5'10'' (supposedly manlet), losing hair, ugly nose, etc.. meanwhile I have a stunning gf (i'd say 8.5 to 9/10) for the past 6 years!

Anyways... gotta go lift.

Deus Vult muthafuka

>QUIT PORN, IF YOU HAVENT by the way
I know.
I just get so fucking bummed out and the kind of girls I want are so rare irl (legit big, big, tiddies not this baby's first pair of F cups) but so "common" online.
It is like snack food for your dick. Momentary enjoyment and then apathy or worse resentment when you realise you could have saved up and got something better.

I'm so sick of trying to get my fix irl with fat chicks though. They're nice and all, but when it's the only thing you can get? It's almost like I get disappointed in myself, like I know I can do better but choose not to.

Thanks brah.

Bettering myself is definitely what I need to do rn. I guess it's almost funny that I'm not doing it for others (at least directly), it really is about just showing to my self that I can be what I want to be or at least strive for it.

Inshallah crusader-bro.

Unironically watch rsd videos

i've only ever had a petite girl. but i always wanted to fuck a high test tit monster

Maybe one day, i dunno. i like who im with right now though so whatever

I might do just that, so long as they're less hateful than TRP.
See, I want that sort of attitude, the "I'm okay with this" feeling.

stop posting sows

BRO

OMG

I MEAN...FUCK