How do I get this body?

How do I get this body?

>Kill yourself
>Wait three weeks

Good luck, user.

Hormones and grow out your hair.

500 calories a day and make absolutely sure you don't lift or do any exercise whatsoever.

a shovel and a trip to the graveyard

Jesus. The absolute state of bongs

This dude is 22. Last time I looked this bad I was 16. Fucking hell.

stop my boner

I haven't had a "Why?" boner in a while.

>that little bounce she does on his head
>how she moves his head to aligne it more directly into her crack
Why?

there's no way it isn't a porno. She literally motions his head to go into her ass

I would lose on purpose of that's how she wins

Just downloaded the season. I have yet to see it. How is it? I don't want to cry if it's too sappy.

>tfw late bloomer and no gf

Wtf this cunt looks like hes a late bloomer 17 year old

When I was 16 I never did exercise except run 3k twice a week occasionally mountainbike on the weekend. The rest was spending time slumped in front of the computer gaming, and I still had a better body than this cunt. Fucking beta.

Holy shit I just saw that episode tonight and was going to male this exact thread

Not sappy at all but pretty damn good

How does he have ZERO muscle definition? Even at my worst when I was a computer bound WoW addict I still could tell where my muscles were supposed to be.

You?
Gain 10 lbs and grow your hair out

FIND THE PORN BROTHER

view_video.php?viewkey=ph570f66ba21c2d

I laughed when he got cucked

I saw a movie and the father sees his 18 year old son shirtless and say "your body has changed a lot son, you look like a real man"

Me looked like a chubby 12 year old

This man is 22 years old. Jesus fucking christ

I watched it yesterday it was cool

You'll probably like it