How do I get this body?

How do I get this body?

>Kill yourself
>Wait three weeks

Good luck, user.

Hormones and grow out your hair.

500 calories a day and make absolutely sure you don't lift or do any exercise whatsoever.

a shovel and a trip to the graveyard

Jesus. The absolute state of bongs

This dude is 22. Last time I looked this bad I was 16. Fucking hell.

stop my boner

I haven't had a "Why?" boner in a while.

>that little bounce she does on his head
>how she moves his head to aligne it more directly into her crack
Why?