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What if you don't have those other things in life

Quick reminder that you're responding to user on Veeky Forums. Don't let a stranger make you feel lesser for having fun. The secret to happiness and life is to preoccupy and distract your mind with bullshit until you die. Don't worry dude.

Soo cash

nice face

That post wasnt meant to make people feel lesser. Why are people so triggered over mundane shit nowadays? If I saw you eat the same thing everyday for lunch, I'd suggest you eat something else. To add some variety in nutrients and just to explore what else is out there.

For people that have some single, consuming passion, I'd suggest the same thing. Build your career, work on social skills, build a nice financial portfolio, travel, or try one of the other millions things in life.

"The secret to happiness and life is to preoccupy and distract your mind with bullshit until you die." If I ever have this attitude, I might as well put a bullet in my head because its pathetic.

DELET THIS

then the meme posted in OP pic is true for you

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand lifting. The mechanics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the exercises will go over a typical lifter's head. There’s also bodybuilder's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Mike israetel literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lifts, to realise that they’re not just muscle building- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike lifting truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Mark's existential catchphrase “An adult male weighs at least 200 pounds,” which itself is a cryptic reference to grizzly’s Greek epic. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Mike israetel’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

I think this actually was me. However now my career and love life is going good so atleast it worked

Why do people who don't lift assume those who do aren't interested or involved in anything else? Does it make them feel better about neglecting and abusing their bodies?

>Can make male friends laugh all the time
>Try the same jokes/sense of humor with girls and they find it dark or just messed up
>Figure "well I could try other stuff"
>Realize I prefer dark/racist/fucked up jokes and trying to change would mean not being real to myself
>which would mean any girl that fell in love with me wouldn't actually be in love with me, but what I changed to to make her fall in love with me

>most of the exercises will go over a typical lifter's head.
I've got most lifts down by this point but military press still goes completely over my head.

They're out there buddy. You just need to keep looking. Change for yourself, not others.

listen, you just found out men have a better sense of humour than women. don't take it personally.

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It's not that they don't like your humor per se. They sense your self-esteem issues that are reflected by it.

Even if you were a talentless loser, surely it's better to be a fit talentless loser than an unfit talentless loser.

So easy to troll Veeky Forums, because most of you have so many insecurities and fragile egos. If you had any confidence, you`d just laugh it off, but most people swallow baits faster than gay pornstars swallowing cum loads

Post body, faggot

Try Veeky Forums.

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Fucking this

>brainlet

Lifting made me understand how complex human body is and how it works. This is the only board where I learned so much aside from occassional shitposting.

>the humour in Mark's existential catchphrase “An adult male weighs at least 200 pounds,”

It takes time for women to understand you. With da boiz you'll be more sucessful on the first time you talk with them.
I've experienced it myself, had that one overly religious, social friendly girl in my class. The first few times i told racist, nazi or jew jokes she was visibly shocked by my attitude.(just make sure those jokes ARE jokes and not a real representation of your believes) anyway, at the end of the year I tell another joke mids our classmates and she just busted out laughing like a madman. Everybody was shocked that a girl like her would one day be laughing about dead jews.

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>when you look like shit to begin with and don't have any discipline so you don't bother improving your looks by lifting

lmao

Women don't have a sense of humor. When a girl says "I like guys who are funny" what she really means is "I like guys who are socially dominant". Typically men that dominate socially do it with humor. When a woman see a man as the center of attention because of his jokes her female brain translates the experience to "wow I like funny guys". But the reason she likes him isn't because of the jokes (which she likely doesn't even get), it's because he is the one getting all the attention and admiration. If there was some guy sitting by himself with no friends who was also a comedic genius she would have no interest in him because he didn't use the social tool of humor to climb the social hierarchy.

I know you just stole that from the SS version of that copypasta, you're not fooling anyone bud

Replace those weights with a greasy bag from McDonald's

Sounds like you need to just date men. That way you can be yourself and be happy

>lifting is just lifting

Sometimes.
But I've been obese (120kg) and now I'm fit, so fitness and health are very important for me.
Not just lifting weights, but running, rock climbing, hiking, biking.

Prepping a good healthy meal is better than just stuffing your face with whatever shitty processed food you find cause you're addicted to sugar.

>tfw only reason I'm alive is because my parents haven't died yet

life is completely pointless when you're genetic trash and poor as fuck

Pays my bills, faggot

>stop being great at one thing
>be average at everything
>go travel!
>why are you only eating tuna and pasta? Why not have a pizza!
>people who display dedication threaten my sense of security

They probably feel the same about you
my taste > your taste

Winner

I hope this becomes a pasta, I don't care of the meme is old

but what if a useful and talented person also started lifting

>having five year's worth of pay in cash
You've not thought this fantasy through.

There are girls out there with that same sense of humor. You'll find one eventually.

There's literally nothing wrong with dumbbells

he never said it was in cash numb nuts