>do military press
>not in the army
Do military press
Obligatory
>Pullup
>Can't pull myself up out of this depression
>calf raise
>not even a farmer
>seated rose
>not a gardener
>do deadlifts
>I'm actually alive and only want to die
>Hammer curl
>Done using straight bars
> do diamond push ups
>I don't even have diamonds
>do skullcrushers
>skull still intact
>Bench press
>you push a bar
>Clean and Press
>Shirt is still dirty and wrinkled
>rack pulls
>I'm actually 6'3
>Dips
>No guacamole
>Veeky Forums
>75% of the posters are out of shape
>decline bench
>do it anyway
low balling there
>clean and jerk
>still sweaty and horny
>rich piano
>dead people can't play instruments
>lifting
>still dyel
>Cardio
>not a vehicle playing heavy metal
>do curls
>still have great posture
TOKI WO TOMARE!
>Squat
>Not even a dwarf
>do squat
>still alone
>bent over rows
>still on land
>Do squats
>Not even homeless
>do lateral raise
>laterals still in the same place
>squatting
>pay rent anyway
Everyone has to start someone
>over head press
>don't even read the news
>do burpees
>fart
>ring barbell
>barman not comes
>romanian deadlift
>don't steal bodies from the cemetary
>do preacher curls
>don't even belive in God
>squat
>poop on the floor
>incline bench
>do it anyways
>Sprint
>No signal
>Working the trap bar
>Not serving any drinks for chicks with dicks
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>plank time
>actually a pretty long time
>HIIT
>1 intense interval of 30 minutes
>Low bar squats
>Not on the down low
>high bar squats
>not stoned
>push-ups
Am actually pushing downward.
>cable fly
>Still on ground
>Do squats
>Not even Slavic
>does Arnold press
>not named Arnold
>do landmine press
>body is still intact