Do military press

>do military press
>not in the army

Obligatory
>Pullup
>Can't pull myself up out of this depression

>calf raise
>not even a farmer

>seated rose
>not a gardener

>do deadlifts
>I'm actually alive and only want to die

>Hammer curl
>Done using straight bars

> do diamond push ups
>I don't even have diamonds

>do skullcrushers
>skull still intact

>Bench press
>you push a bar

>Clean and Press
>Shirt is still dirty and wrinkled

>rack pulls
>I'm actually 6'3

>Dips
>No guacamole

>Veeky Forums
>75% of the posters are out of shape

>decline bench
>do it anyway

low balling there

>clean and jerk
>still sweaty and horny

>rich piano
>dead people can't play instruments

>lifting
>still dyel

>Cardio
>not a vehicle playing heavy metal

>do curls
>still have great posture

TOKI WO TOMARE!

>Squat
>Not even a dwarf

>do squat
>still alone

>bent over rows
>still on land

>Do squats
>Not even homeless

>do lateral raise
>laterals still in the same place

>squatting
>pay rent anyway

Everyone has to start someone

>over head press
>don't even read the news

>do burpees
>fart

>ring barbell
>barman not comes

>romanian deadlift
>don't steal bodies from the cemetary

>do preacher curls
>don't even belive in God

>squat
>poop on the floor

>incline bench
>do it anyways

>Sprint
>No signal

>Working the trap bar
>Not serving any drinks for chicks with dicks

Nice!

>plank time
>actually a pretty long time

>HIIT
>1 intense interval of 30 minutes

>Low bar squats
>Not on the down low

>high bar squats
>not stoned

>push-ups

Am actually pushing downward.

>cable fly
>Still on ground

>Do squats
>Not even Slavic

>does Arnold press
>not named Arnold

>do landmine press
>body is still intact