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>It doesn't matter how fit I become, I'll end up alone anyway.

You disgust me. Could the you of today kill and outsmart the you of tomorrow? If not, then you should die.

>That perfection is unobtainable is not excuse not to strive for it.

You don't have the social circles and lifestyle that a girl would feel comfortable in even if you did get one. Lifting has only ever been the plumage that got her attention. She doesn't want to just sit in your flat.

>tfw no girl gives me attention when I sit in my basement
how could it be??

We've tried nothing and we are all out of ideas!

>Women don't care about muscles

All your lifting will do will make you more attractive to gay guys. You'll still be an ugly subhuman to women.

Lifting is 99% genetics

I'm in college where there's more social opportunities than there will be in the rest of my life. If I graduate and still haven't gotten laid I'm just going to kill myself because it's all over. No amount of gains will cope.

>mirin each other
>video games are always fine
>can share clothes
>beer o'clock whenever you want it to be
>don't have to pretend to be attracted to a wet gash
>no effete bullshit all over the flat

Gay master race.

>It doesn't matter how much I paint, I'll never be a good guitarist
yeah no shit, you're describing two different thing. Work on your social game instead. Getting fit will only help with your confidence and status when getting women, it won't automatically cause it.

I didn't get laid until after college. I honestly like postgrad life much better and find getting women to be much easier and less stressful.

bullshit tho

>even after lifting you can't get a bf and end up selling your butthole to old gentlemans

Women only care about face, not body.

There is no gym for your face.

Yep, I didn't start fucking until I was 24. Honestly I think far too many people set their standards based on American teen comedy films.

>OH BOY I'M A VIRGIN STILL AND I'M ALMOST A SENIOR AT HIGHSCHOOL
>I BETTER REV UP THOSE RED PARTY CUPS AND FUCK FUCK FUCK

Why are (((they))) so obsessed with getting teenagers to fuck?

The earlier it happens, the more it’s bound to happen with individuals for life partner. They keep doing it and doing it to the point where the bonding mechanisms associated with intercourse don’t work anymore so less people want a family

>Veeky Forums
>talking about feelings and being alone
This board is full of fags

>natural bodybuilding is an oxymoron
>lifting won't get you laid
>using steroids probably won't either unless you're low t or extremely introverted/beta
>everyone in the fitness industry is on PEDs
>YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT

What about traps? Do they like my muscles?

Veeky Forums is the second biggest >tfwnogf board after r9k, always has been

This

Chad does not even know what a gym is

>Tfw I have my family athlete genetic and my ancestors farmer genetic

Only faggots lift.

Real man practice sports.

Only gay model wannabees actually hit the gym, mire'ing each other bodies like massive faggots.

If you don't work out outside you don't deserve any respect.

Chad is just born with huge muscles. He's never worked out a day in his life, unless sex with stacy counts.

99% of sports require gym activity tho??

train with jawzrsize, shave frequently and clean up your acne.

Only compensating weaklings need the gym to excel at their sport.

>Could the you of today kill and outsmart the you of tomorrow?
>Are you progressively getting worse?
>If not then you should die
Ya got the order reversed buddy.

You will look silly if you squat 3 times a week

>always has been
only after /r9k/ invaded. They attracted redditors like faggots from fitmisc. Now the fags are all that's left.

This, Chad just naturally excels at everything he tries because he was born with superior motor control and spatial intelligence.

In the past 6 months the only time I left my house was to buy food once a week.

>tfw

>farmer genetic

If you are some overweight lazy sack of shit who spent his entire life and teenage years as a couch potato and suddenly wants to practice sports.

Do you lift?

Im gonna share with you a little secret on how to get laid very fast
step 1:
>make a fake tinder account with a chad as the photo
>its not your account so just fuck about on it, troll sloots, whatever just have conversations
>make an actual tinder account with you and swipe right on everything
>do the exact same thing as you did with the chad account
>see if you can get laid (driving helps a lot because you can just drive, fuck a bitch and then leave)
step 2:
>set up grinder acount
>if you are half decently swole (70kg low bf should be enough) just go talk to all the traps on there
>just send them a photo and heyy xx
>this will boost your ego thrugh the roof
>if you find one you like fuck it but the goal here is to boost your confidence
step 3:
>get on steroids
>become fuck huge
>tren ridiculously fucking hard
>DO NOT FAP
>your libido will go thrugh the roof, you will be willing to plow anything with a hole to fuck and you will stop giving a shit about anything other than sex
>you will be able to talk to girls and not give a fuck

do these steps in any order, the tren and nofap thing is ideal at the beginning because you will give 0 fucks
only downside to this is you may become rediculously horny and anger fuck a twink (idk you might end up liking it who knows)

The fake tinder account seems like a fun idea. You get to practice moving from getting matched to getting laid with the chad photo as training wheels AND you get to brutally destroy a roasties self confidence after she thinks a chad wants to fuck her.

jews

and then one day when you are an actual chad you can do it for real!!

>If you are under 6 feet tall you will never see a vagina in real life

>Getting laid is the sole purpose of life.
If you actually believe this you should consider killing yourself.

Everything we do in life is for the sole purpose of reproduction.

Nice teleology to justify yourself.

brb getting on steroids and grindr

was in a relationship and then an RA for a large portion of undergrad so i couldnt go crazy. It was impossible to avoid sluts. Literally girls knocking on the door to come in at midnight like once every 2 weeks. I'm only not ugly (not chad either) and undet 5'10". You guys must be actual autists if you cant get laid in college

...

>you will never get an 8 pack if you don't have the genetics for it
>aesthetics largely depends on bone structure
>getting Veeky Forums will make it harder to relate to your old friends

Here’s one
>I use shades and colors of pills as negative metaphors to cling onto because I’m a bitter manchild who has no perspective.

>You can't lift the feels away

how do you make money

>you will NEVER find whether or not she cheated before breaking up with you

this one hit me hard

but when you think about it, it shouldn't concern you any longer, she is no longer part of your life. any time and energy spent wondering on how far back the lying goes is just a waste

fuck that bitch

Pro tip: she did.

That’s why i squat 4 times a week >:]

I believe the first place women look at after the face are the abs. I believe arms are second. I heard this somewhere awhile ago but I can’t remember where.

They can't see abs if your clothes are on retard.

>>OH BOY I'M A VIRGIN STILL AND I'M ALMOST A SENIOR AT HIGHSCHOOL
>>I BETTER REV UP THOSE RED PARTY CUPS AND FUCK FUCK FUCK
top pip

>no matter how much i lift im still ugly

Checked your projection user

>Im a nigger

>Take roids and use grinder
No Wondera everyone thinks this board Is fagcentral

Know what the definition of a loser is?
Someone who sits around whining and crying about what they CAN'T do instead of getting up and doing somethign about the things they CAN do.
>WAAH I'll never be a champion bodybuilder, I don't have the genetics for it!
So what? Move on and find something you're suited to.
>WAAH I'll never be a champion ball player, I'm no good at it!
So what? Find something else you're good at and enjoy.
>WAAAH I'll NEVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!
So the FUCK what? You do not NEED a goddamned girlfriend to have an enjoyable, rewarding life, and besides which, WHINING AND CRYING ABOUT SHIT IS ABOUT AS UNATTRACTIVE AS ANYONE CAN EVER BE.

Quit your goddamned whining and crying and FUCKING DO SOMETHING.

SICK of this shit from you fucking losers.