ITT: big dick feels

>can't go balls deep
fml

What is the small and large erect penis cutoff respectively?

how to measure?

t. Dicklets

>she doesn’t have a respectable 17x21

>can't bend my wife over because doggy hurts her too much
>she can't sit all the way down in cowgirl because it hurts too much
>can't thrust as hard or as deep as I want during missionary because I still hit her cervix
>couldn't go more than halfway into girlfriend before her
>girlfriend before her was inexperienced and literally afraid to have sex with me
>girlfriend before her was same situation as wife

It's not all it's cracked up to be. I still enjoy the sex and at least I get to have sex in general, but I can never be as aggressive as I want because they say it feels like they're getting punched in the stomach.

get a dickoplasty and donate half of it to some dicklet

...

>when you get your asian fuckbuddy hooked on big dick

I fucking wish I had a big dick. I've got solid dick game and am a foreplay virtuoso but i am insecure about my dick when I think that huge cocks that make girls eyes light up in exist. Most girls say I'm the best sex they've ever had (inb4 they were lying, they obviously weren't) and about half of the girls I've fucked squirted, but I can't help but feel bad that I only have a 6.5 incher.

>when you scratch that 20 year old itch that asian micropenis couldn't reach
no shit

Her new dude is actually a 6'2 white guy just like me, but not as fortunately endowed
>I'm 7x6

>being a virgin but still posting about having lots of sex

>implying asian girls fuck asian guys

7" too
>Told im bigger than most but not too big by every girl Ive slept with
Even if theyre lying idc, makes me feel good.

Holy shit this is the most autistic text string I’ve ever seen. You fucked a whore. A town whore.

>when blowjobs are all teeth
>when you need to order bigger condoms online

At least I don't have that "muh dick is small" insecurity, which is nice.

Cuck tales

Woo-oo

For some context we were good friends for years before we ever became fuckbuddies. With some random ho I wouldn't bother conversing like this

find a negress, it's the only way to enjoy a blowjob

she's most probably texting the same shit to the other guy

Like I said, I'm friends with this chick. I've hung out with her and the new guy. He definitely doesn't know we fucked

I don't live in Muttmerica, I've seen 1 black guy in all of 2017.

She is so nice ,that she cheats on her current boyfriend.
Keep her as a sexual parter only.
She is incapable of having a relationship.

She's not cheating though, we haven't fucked since she became exclusive with the new guy

Well thats good.

Iktf and I'm not even that big 7.7 x 5.5 but it gets the job done. I love going balls deep and feeling myself enter her fornyx and watching her eyes roll back while she makes the craziest sounds.

My dick looks big/porn-ish on camera but not in real life

What did life mean by this?

My dick is 7x5.9
Does sex really feel that good?
Also its the girth bro.
The average mans girth is barely 5 I think.

>6.5x4.5
>Pencil dick

Although, 90% of girls I've fucked want anal, silver lining and that

Your hand feels better physically, but the mental and emotional aspect behind it makes it well worth it and much more pleasurable. My fetish is giving please so I'll spend at least an hour and a half on sex including foreplay. That probably has more to do with it

>can't
>won't
Pick one.

I have fantasies of dominating women and making them submit,forcefully.
Yeah I've heard that death grip feels better than being in the vagina of a woman.
But sex is also about emotion too.
Make the women feel like she is being taked with no regard for her safety ,but only to use her for your pleasure should make the women wet.
But I'm a kissless virgin soo...

>tfw you're proud of fucking the town pump

>Anal
Faggot

Stop fappin for a month and completely stop looking at pron. Your brain will unfuck itself.

I will don't worry bro.

p much this

Also does that include looking at sexy female bobies and faces?
Actively searching for them,only pictures tho.
I'm listeing.

There's nothing better than a bird asking you to blow your load in her arse

Yes. Your brain is still getting the dopamine rush, it’s still porn. Not to mention it would make you want to fap. Any attempt to mental gymnastics around that fact is your brain trying to stay addicted

How exacly is that a good thing?

All my life i thought girls wanted this.
An above average cock and marathon fucking.

In reality you get to fuck your girl for around 10-20 mins max ONCE, then she's in pain for the rest of the day and still sore tomorrow.

Ok I get it so ,no touching myself,rubbing, or searching for something that stimulates me sexually.
Thanks.

>tfw making gains

>tfw 5 inches
>gf says its really big

Even in the small chance she was being honest I could NEVER believe her.

I would be satisfied with at least 1 inch more.

But it could be worse right? I could be 4 inches...

How thick are you bro?
If you are 5.5 in thickes you can pleasure her.
Although I read that 6-7 inches is perfect to pleasure most women and use as meny positions as possible.

As someone with an actually big dick, they never tell you outright. Sorry.

Also most guys don't know you measure along the top with your dick out straight from your body, from the fat pad at the base to the tip. Most guys add an inch or two with alternate measurement techniques. So you probably are four inches.

lmao i'm 7.5" x 6.5" and my gf thinks i'm a dicklet (IM NOT)

Nah senpai you just not fucking them good so they don't wanna have sex again

Nothing personnel

>first time fucking
>"mmm your thick eh"

god dammit I miss banging that crazy hot slut

The guys who push their fat to add size to their dick.
They say that women feel that.
Is it true?

same
we're blessed

>bragging about banging a gook

Not.
Gonna.
Make.
It.

>"I don't think it's going to fit in, user"
Anyone know this feel?

>had a short term thing with a girl on tinder
>first girl to ride me cowgirl
>not really that big honestly, maybe 6 inches
>thrust deep and flex dick
>she gasps, her face lights up and says "oh my god"
>do it periodically when we fuck
Never has my dick been more diamonds

>tfw my last gf and I only stayed together for despite incompatibility for the sex
>tfw I'd use the bathroom after sex, and she would curl up to me speechless and legs shaking slightly
>tfw this happend pretty regularly.

Our breakup was alright, but she hates me so I assume she hasn't gotten it as good since.

>tfw dick touches water in public toilets

A lot of porn + 20inch dragon dildo or you are a lying faggot that pushes flabs of fat and adds another 1 inch to measurement

I never shit outside my own home for this reason

Yeah, that's gay.

That's transmental and she wants to be a guy. You're butt fucking a guy in a girls body faggot

9*5.5
Curves slightly about 2/3 the way up :( also looks thinner than it is due to length

Fortunately my gf loves her friends about it and people she speaks to at parties

Nah my dick is legitimately 7.5x6.5. Sometimes I exaggerate and say its 8x7. My gf doesn't really think I'm a dicklet, just "average," which means the same thing to me

>American toilets

>wife
i'm sorry for you bro

Same proportions as you brah but you shouldn't exaggerate them, if anything you should say you are less than you actually are. That way future men who sleep with her will be ridiculed for lying about their own size

God. Isn't it great having a dick the size of a CUCUMBER man i sure do love dicking girls with my 10x8 dick. How does everyone else feel being all in the top 0.10%

Mine always hits the toilet bowl itself. Fucking horrifying. I usually squat with public toilets, not sit

>small dick, like sub 6"
>barely last 10 mins
>half asian
Should I just give up?

I don't want to be a cuck, but I always seem to go back to watching cuck porn, forced homosexuality and big penis porn. Shit's bad, how do i fix this

My gf is half Asian and posts like these make me hesitate about having children

You think too much

Why do you want to fuck an ass you Aussie queer might as well fuck a guy

When I bang girls should I tell them its 5"?
>some poor 5" dicklet bangs her later
>"user... how big is ur dick?"
>"h-heh, i'm 6""
>her face when

>Aussie
Jog on, I'm English you thick yank cunt.

This is such bullshit. Your dick would have to be about 10 inches soft to do this, fuck off. I literally measured it too btw.

Yeah don't do it unless something happens in the future where you can guarantee you'll get a daughter
Being a half asian dude is a struggle. I'm interested mostly in asian girls but most of them only like full white guys. Pretty much any other race is out of the question, no way a white girl would ever consider me. Theres a couple asian girls here and there who will get with me but I'm pretty much having to learn to cope with the fact Im going to die alone.

I'm average but my friend has a 9" dick. It causes a lot of problems for him. I know it ruined one of his relationships because she couldn't handle it and would refuse sex pretty much always. Now that he's hit his 30's he can't get a fully hard erection.
And all of this shit has kinda shook his confidence a little bit.
That being said I'd probably trade my dick for his if I had the choice.

>dick is as flaccis as can be and it still looks like you're having a boner in the gym

Amerimutts have different toilets

>9x6
>cm
Ya big boi

> tfw when big d and still cant get laid
> tfw no discernible advantages over dicklets

>Yank
Ching Chong, I'm Chinese you inbred homosexual

6x5.5
feels pretty good man most women like it alot !

dude my toilet is american and my dick would literally have to be 10 inches to touch the water. I have measured, as I said. I have never taken a shit in public or at another person's house, so maybe I'm confused, but there is no way anyone's dick touchs the toilet water, even if they have a hard on.

Fight me you yellow slitty eyed twat!

>4 inch girth
>never seen a dick smaller then mine

>6x4

FUCKING KILL ME. END THIS SUFFERING. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

FELLOW 4 INCH GIRTHER, i thought others didnt exist

>fucked 3 girls in my life
>one of them was my gf
>the other two never called me again after

all i ask for is an extra half inch girth....it’s all i want...