High Test thread

UGHGHHHH THICCCCKKKK

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this

i dont get this. are they suppossed to be trans seual if they have high testtosterone. ive dated a girl that said that bullshit all the time and she was chubby, needless to say that she gained more weight while in the relationshit. so of course i dumped her psycho ass muffin top and saggy flabby tits. did not want to workout at all.

High test means you have to be really high test to be turned on by them. Ie. you have so much test you'd fuck anything. Even a BBW fattie or otherwise uggo.

sinful proportions

On God

Newfag with a trip, fuck off.

i don't get what's happening ITT but I like it

Your test levels are rising.
Don't worry, it's supposed to feel good.

>Super low test
Asian women
>Low test
White women
>Mid test
Mediterranean women
>High test
Latina women
>Super high test
BLACK QUEENS

aaaahhhhh ok

>mfw she turns around

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>calls a namefag a tripfag

found the real newfag

I don't know man... you take those clothes off and gravity smiles and body parts start sagging towards the center of the Earth making the aesthetic a mere meh with a shrug of the shoulders.

SAUCE

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Take off her clothes

>saggy tits
>saggy belly
>cellulite

here I proved u wrong

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I'm on day 21

This ends NOW

Better check your test levels bruh

fucking boob goblins taking all the boob gains. I was a solid C start hanging out with a new friend with large D. 2 months later im down to a B and shes up to a DD i am convinced she is stealing my boobs gains

K well it's time to back off it seems.

Don't go over 7 days it's pointless.

The chestlets still haven't learned I see.

>back off
Phone faggot. Lul

>"b-b-b-b-but dicktits hurrrr
You know he is lurking waiting to post. lol

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>those were all me.
Not everyone can have as much test as the Big Titty Bandit.

It's okay.
I have plenty of titcows to post.

oh lord

Found the samefag

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My test levels are so high right now I actually want off this ride

If that's the case then go hit a deadlift or bench pr right now.
You'll feel fantastic.

>tfw so horny you have to take time to breathe before you fuck around and rape your hand

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I would call her breeding material, but isn't there a risk to have a big butt son if you impregnate her

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dw i meant jack off, you are one of the best posters on this site, never stop fighting the fight against chestlets

Thanks buddy.
As I've stated in the past, I will keep reppin' cowtits even in the afterlife.
If only I was more organized I could post faster.

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Girl in the middle deserves a Michael Phelps perfect form mating press

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fuuarrrkkkin hell lad

I agree.
Shortstack titcows are double effective against chestlets.

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Reminds me of my ex. Why did I let that relationship fall apart. It's all downhill from here... PepeWithGun.jpg

Peedru?

Holy fug user, i would slaughter a village of chestlets if it meant those jugs could smack me across the face.

Not following you.

Absolutely MOGGED

>just came across the #1 girl on manyvids named korina kova
>download a 16 GB megapack of her videos
>already cum to her twice today

i made a mistake guys

>her from the back

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You are a fucking saint OP

>both have the same calvin klein underwear and bra

WHY DO ALL THESE THICK GIRLS HAVE THE SAME CALVIN KLEIN STUFF

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probably cause they look so fuckin good in it

After seeing all the cowtits and braphogs in this thread, I legit wonder how the fuck are people into chestlets and asslets. Like how keep into Veeky Forums's double digit test levels do you have to be? Yikes

Protip: if you buy your girl Calvin Klein stuff her tits and ass instantly get 3x biggers. Use this knowledge well.

>totes not a shill btw

A body like that is the reason to lift.

what does it mean when every night, about 5-6hours into my sleep, i wake up due to being too horny? I always have to jerk off before going back to sleep

>tfw high test alpha

I have to do the same. I wanna say it means you're doing alright.

means high test, you gonna make it bro

what does it mean when after like 5 days of no-fap, i wake up to having a wet dream

i guess thats a good thing but im getting annoyed by this interruption

oh rip did no fap for more than 6 hours supressing your inner test desires, your test levels probably in the single digits now. better hop on cycle to save your gains

I'm on the Calvin Klein website right now, and it is fucking garbage. I can't find anything resembling a store, I think i'm just gonna go to the mall and get help.

nah man you just need a high test thicc QUEEN in your life to satisfy you

we're all gonna make it bro

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Like most nu-males, they are tricked into thinking that way.
Low test men are easily susceptible to that kind of social engineering.

I'm onto you, CK merchant.

here calm down

but why is it specifically CK that they all own? is it just brand awareness or wahtever?

>tfw no cow tit gf

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heres the thing with me, im a twig guy and way more into thick girls, but then people talk about how liking a girl whos chubby means youre a pathetic fatty chaser and you're supposed to only get the rare girl who has fat tits anda fat ass but skinny otherwise

you cant have it both ways right? really the only time youll see a cowtit braghog with a tiny waist is a model... any of those IRL are gonna be chubby

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Friendly reminder:

Fapping and porn will not lead you down a road where your ambitions and goals are ever fully realized.

This does critical damage against the Big Titty Bandit.
I will now counterattack.

You are now changing the positioning of your monitor.

probably. They've been getting very popular in the past couple years, likely cause of the aesthetic and good marketing. I think it just happened to fit the trend of curvier figures.

Huh, calvin is kinda the opposite of victorias secret, isn't it?

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Who dat?

friendly reminder

all normal men masturbate, usually to porn. its only the fucking aspies on fit and reddit who think that by not masturbating or watching porn they will obtain superpowers

Weren't high test threads etc banned from Veeky Forums? please dont start posting this meme shit again pretending to actually like this body type

Just go for the chubby girl. Gotta go for what you are into not for what others are into. Your relationships should be what you and her want. Other people are irrelevant.

>everybody does it, so it's normal

hnngggg i'm shook. can't best the bandit himself. i yield