WHY THICC?

you may be on to somethig here

see

MANDY NOOOOO

kek, what a shit statement. i could understand if the girl is pretty and all that. But that girl looks disgusting

dicklet cope is the worst

w-what happened

>what is confirmation bias: the post

are you implying you're not a dicklet?

>what is an excuse for fucking fat chicks

I like a girl with a booty, but that bitch's ass is fucking disgusting.

low t confirmed

Also stop watching porn, it's bad for you

>I like a girl with a booty, but that girl with a booty is fucking disgusting.
eh?

Is it weird I prefer ass over tits but don't like anal stuff?

> all those specialty bars in the back
Want them more than the whore desu

Nope. I feel the same.

High test is getting out of control. I totally understand liking thicc grills, but that kind of thicc is disgusting. These cottage cheese asses look like an old lady's. Wasn't high test supposed to be the prime breeding machines, not those who remind of menopause?

not liking anal is natural, sodomy is a FUCKING BREEDING GROUND FOR BACTERIA AND DISEASE. the reason why anal sex increases the chance of catching HIV is because it's literally tearing the recipients asshole, creating wounds for the virus to enter.

> disgusting cottage cheese ass
you mean the two dimples-and-a-half dimples there?
Have fun searching for a rl female of legal age with no amount of cellulite.

dude being gay is ok, we accept you

I don't know why but I've always loved curvy women (legit not fat or BBW). I think it's because I used to bang my friends mom when I was in high school and she was like 5'1 and THICC as fuck and it became my fetish. Nothing is sexier to me than a girl with just a little bit of fat in a summer dress.

Smol and cute>fat ass

faggot

>You'll have trouble finding better therefore it isn't disgusting.
You're wrong

they stopped being completely retarded about training and diets

>I think it's because I used to bang my friends mom when I was in high school and she was like 5'1 and THICC as fuck and it became my fetish.

yeah, gonna need the story brochacho

Cottage cheese is a sign of being a fatso.
Also, women can be breetee thicc without becoming disfigured piles of lard jiggling independently to the body.

check your test levels, kiddo

discustin

Check my numbers boyo

I feel the same

damn mandy got thick?

This. Sounds hot as fuck.

that fucking filename

I've told this story on here before, so you might have heard it

>be me
>be around 16-17
>have a friend whose mom is single
>their house is the "party house"
>mom doesn't care if we drink or whatever
>throw a big party one night with the bois
>getting shit faced off coors and other cheap beer
>around 4 am every starts to pass out and fall asleep
>I didn't have a room or a spot on the couch
>sleep in recliner
>it's suddenly cold as fuck in the room
>stumble into the hallway to look for blanket in closet
>the closet door is right next to his mom's bedroom
>still drunk so my ass was bumping into everything and woke her up
>she answers door in silk nightgown
>boner_engaged.zip
>"user, what are you doing out here?"
>"oh sorry, it was cold and I was looking for a blanket"
>her: "there's not one in there, but you can sleep in here if you want"
>legit the only reason I agreed was because of my drunken state and liquid courage
>I'm lying in her bed with the lights off talking about random shiet
>she starts asking me personal questions about my gf at the time
>we end up talking about sex
>she lights up a cigarette and we share it back and forth
>I must have gotten some saliva on the tip of the cig because she says "wow user, your lips taste sweet"

cont.

I prefer tits over asses and really enjoy anal stuff. Weird

Are you still talking about the girl in OP's pic?
There's a micro amount of cellulite on her ass and you compare her to a "disfigured pile of lard" lol

Time to stop jacking it to 2D girls famalam

cont..

>liquid courage kicked in and I was like "yeah, well let's taste the real thing"
>we start making out
>I can feel her thicc, warm thigh wrap over my waist
>start to feel her slowly grinding my upper thigh with her puss
>start biting on her neck and feeling her moan
>begin to rub her pussy with my free hand and kiss down her neck to her tits
>she legit had natty D cups
>I end up fucking her raw for like 20-30 minutes
>try to be quiet because my friend was passed out in the other room
>literally blow the biggest load of my life inside of her
>I legit thought my soul escaped my body momentarily
>she laughs and says "you'd better get back out in the living room before someone notices you're missing"
>throws me a blanket and a pillow
>I sleep like a fucking log with drained balls

I ended up fucking her pretty regularly for the next 2 years before I moved out of state. I still talk to her on facebook and she hints about all the kinky shit we did. Still miss that bitch :(

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Fug

>celulite
no thanks

>I legit thought my soul escaped my body momentarily

i know this feel, makes you feel closer to god huh

ya probably the best experience of my life. I'll never understand why some of these younger dudes that have teachers/older women fucking them end up telling on them or reporting them to the police. It's so fucking fun.

Can I see your face? Blur out eyes or defining features, just wanna see how GL you have to be for this to happen.

Probably has a black grandma. Dont forget
>56%

>>her: "there's not one in there, but you can sleep in here if you want"
kek nice story virgin

heh you got me bud!

Because we all have been lifting long enough that we need a cowtittied braphog for dank test gains. Everyone who still goes after thinspo skeletons or test vampire fit girls just havent been lifting long enough yet.

Not about OP pic necessarily but there is a trend to call fatter and fatter women attractive. OP pic is quite past the tasty thicc fat level and already is the shape of an older woman yet some of you dingae think you're herculeses for getting a boner to her pic. You literally start enforcing feminist fat is beautiful bullshit.

>Nothing is sexier to me than a girl with just a little bit of fat in a summer dress.

Oh fuck ya

>not realizing everyone here is a fat fetishist
You new here?

t. virgin

is it weird that I'm hard as a rock? big if true

>Why are men attracted to THICC women?
I covered this already in one of the >9000 threads already on Veeky Forums right now, didn't you check them first?

See pic related. Hardwiring in human brain. Fatness sign of successful hunting-gathering. Higher chance of healthy offspring that survive to adulthood with this female. Hardwiring not required in modern times but still exists; fat not healthy but fat women listen to hardwiring so they can stop hating themselves, make fat into a virtue. Ignore hardwiring, seek slender healthy mates. /thread

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Faggot trolls need to STFU and gb2

i actually agree. and that's coming from someone who regularly goes for chubby girls (mostly because they're so easy). we're part of the damn problem. my reasonable mind wants all women to be healthy and in shape but that's not what my dick wants most of the time. thicc is rather low tier when it comes to the hierarchy of women. obviously that can vary greatly though.

>throws an autistic tantrum
kek

what was the actual significance of those venus-of-whatsherface figurines anyway? were they worshiped in a sexual way, like this was an actual beauty standard of the times or were they simply treated as a symbol of fertility, an exaggeration, similar to gods of other religions? i feel like their looks don't necessarily implicate sexual worship.

>Mimics pregnancy
Fucking retard. Men are more likely to cheat when their wife is pregnant. Its doctor protocol to have them get additional std tests when they start bloating up

But thicc =/= big vagina

Here is what I looked like at time minus the haircut. My barber fucked me up.
Definetly not big, but no dyel either

OPs pic is not fat, OPs pic is fit with nice muscular ass and quads, albeit she's got some insane lordosis pose going on.

Thicc to me is muscular with a little layer of body fat that indicates health

The issue is when fat apologists from Veeky Forums start insisting that borderline obese is """""thicc""""" and desirable

youre 16-17 in pic related? what?
you look fucking 30

I could grow a beard like that since I was 14 bro.

Proper thicc is small waist, big tits and big ass, not fucking obese you idiot

me too not gonna lie

Mandy isn’t fat. Look at the rest of her body, it’s normal except her ass and thieghs. That femi bs is about FAT people, arms and stomach and that

>Reverse image search
>Mandy Muse
Holy shit what happened. She drove right off the brapp cliff.

looks good to me

Daddy

My brother

It's money in the bank if there's ever a famine, you can just eat the fat person who trusts you.

MANDY WHAT THE FUCK

Y is it bad for you? I like big booty POV 1-2 times a week, I can get women its just fucking all night fucks with recovery, eating out fucks with macros and my wallet. Some nights I'd rather just beat off, because I dont need to worry about my hand not leaving when it really needs to go.

>Be cave man
>Children and girlfriends keep dying during birth from weakness and malnutrition
>Find a THICC cavegirl that stores fat to keep her babies alive and her energy levels high in winter
>Breed with cavegirl
>Repeat for 300,000 years

Chubby girls are better prepared for child raising in caveman times. The neurons in your brain know this and reliably inform your penis on a daily basis.

I don't

What's wrong burger?

well, there goes that nofap. honestly, it was lack luster.

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I am insanely jealous

Makes sense, actually.
Also, your post (and mines) are the only GOOD posts here. The rest of you are a bunch of fucking degenerates/morons!

Of course it’s normal you idiot. You think anyone fucked their girlfriend in the ass before Jew porn?

looks like liposculpture to me

FUCKING MODS STOP THIS SHIT YOU CUNTS IT WOULD TAKE YOU 5 MINUTES TO FIX

I sometimes wonder about that. All of the pushing of trap threads and thicc threads is a little disconcerting, although I would fuck both Bailey Jay and pawg milfs. hmmm

Smol butt > cellulite butt

I'm not into them. They're too masculine imo.

Did her ass used to look way better or is porn just that good at picking out angles/lighting/whatever? I'm assuming it's some of both.

Isn't that just hypothesizing? Is there proof for that?

You can make up some bullshit evolutionary biology answer for anything and make it sound plausable.

I'm a 221lb man and my ass looks exactly like that in every way, but with hair on it.
You're attracted to dudes OP. You're literally a homosex now.