In the pub and there's hot girls. What do
In the pub and there's hot girls. What do
approach them, turn 360 degrees and walk away
Get your Ben Swol on boi
You better be good at sports buddy.
kys
what does he mean by this?
get off your phone ffs
It's 180 degrees jeez
hahaha this guy sucks at math, sports AND social settings
Get off your phone and talk to me.
No, seriously I'm on the corner to your left.
take your spaghetti out of your pocket and throw it at them. This demonstrates your ability to be a provider.
take your shirt off and start flexing
These whores are in a pub, so they are trash.
>being this new
>being this new
fart
>In the pub
..okay, you're not Underage b&. That's good for starters.
>what do?
Are they there with guys? If yes then forget about it.
Are they there with a bunch of other girls not paying attention to anyone else (i.e. they're not looking to hook up)? Likely won't get anywhere with them.
If no: is there a pool table in the pub, currently not in use?
>approach likely girl(s)
>"Hi, sorry to bother you, but would one of you like to play pool?"
>Hi, sorry to bother you, but would one of you like to play pool?"
>being this new
>Being this new
Howdy ho newfriend
>Go up to them and ask how their night is going
>90% chance they just say "good"
>Say "Cool, mine has been good, too"
>Now tell them what you did today
>Ask them what they did today
>Now you are in a conversation
Real simple, man
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go home
But brit girls are all about liking lads. You need the patter
>tfw shite patter
At least I have big delts. Two of em are mirin and I'm scared. Help NOW
You're over thinking it and thus not acting. Just go talk to them. The more you do it, the more easily patter will come to you. This is just an excuse to be a bitch and not talk to anyone. "Oh, it wasn't my fault I didn't talk to cute girls, it was because there was nothing interesting to say tehe" Just do it, dude
haha u got tricked !
wtf youre not trying to torture them. better to talk about literally anything else
>have you seen my friends ladies?
>no
>no me neither, not for years
>so how are you ladies tonight?