Veeky Forums mentality

What's an alpha reply? I'm Veeky Forums but I can't act like it around women.

> Can I suck on your ChiChis ?

Ok gib number

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Good start. You let her know right off the bat that you don't take yourself too seriously and are confident enough to act like a sperg. But now you should straight up tell her you intentions. Tell her you think she's hot and that you want to fuck her. Something like this:

"No but seriously, how about you come ride my dick and let me suck your tits"

baby wants fucc

this

What about this one anons?

I think she still is interested with the reply but going to have of save it soon

You are all cringe as fuck

>i only have serious conversations with women, you simpletons!
fucc off nerd lmao

>mommy gib milkies
you think your autistic Veeky Forums memes are charming but little do you know, the girls assume they're talking to a braindead man child

yeah "hurrr harambe le gib milk xDxD" is super playful and funny. save some pussy for the rest of us m8

>he takes what some whore thinks on a fucking app seriously

Ah, another bibliophile I see. Kinky

how alpha of you to be above wemen to a point where you can just ask them to give you milk. fuck, I admire you. "fedora tip"

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A thot sent me "helloooooooo" (in my language).

What send, bros?

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you know, all the muds filling up the country

Jesus dude

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>i dont want to say anything wrong
ROASTIES

what's your endgame here?

Marry

He's redpilling the roasties for us. Chad is truly our greatest ally

To have sex with this tight 18 year old from Norway

He's trying to wake people up. There doesn't need to be any other ulterior motive

>5'9 and I wear heels

Hot.

Get in loser, we're saving Western civilisation.

>square forehead
uh...

Begone thot

Are you serious?

She looks like 25

Why would you send her such autistic shit about Swedish rape???

Rolling for "you want this bbc ?" and when she says you arent black you tell her youre actually bavarian

reroll

rolling

Roll

Reroll

She's taller then me when she's barefoot. That's a really good and subtle way to say you have a height preference without actually saying it.

Reroll

roll

top zozz

OH NO NO NO NO

check em

rolling

"tell me is it cool to fuck? do think i came to talk,am i a fool or what?

Kek, this

Forever a beta.

Rolling for Bavarian sausage

Check these digits

Which girl do I send it to? The Norwegian?

All of them

Sure, she's Northern European so she probably loves dark skinned cock

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i usually like tinder posts but this thread is shit and unfunny

M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
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nice

leave then

>autism when tactually talking to a decently fuckable girl
>why dont girls like me
Fucking fit. Never change

All of above

NICE

There we go boys

>OP pulls it off

oh shit

idiot. you just blew your chance on getting a norwegian qt who is also aware of the problems of leftist politics.
just because some selfhating soyboy spent 10 minutes rolling on his own stupid idea of cuckery

Dude, she proved that she was wife material, so why would you waste her?

This.

OP please put "please respond"

Bro he did it for us

I speak Norwegian user

copy and paste this shit

Jeg liker å stå på hodet mitt og dritt på meg

it means "I like to have fun so let's get drunk and eat cake"

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>on tinder
>wife material

see

>us
it was only one guy who really wanted to see him fuck it up like that
oh but that was probably you

NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT WHAT ARE YOU DOING LISTENING TO PEOPLE ON HERE SHE WAS WIFE MATERIAL NOOOOOOOOOOO

imagine being this triggered, must be a virgin.

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lul

I'm not going to double send a message. Only
>please respond
If she doesn't respond soon.

Even thou a quick visit to google translator says otherwise, i second this.

Its really tells when a girl is wife material bec she finds it sad how refugees act

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Perfect Aryan waifu with tall genetics perfect for tall chad offspring. Truly sad if he blew it

kek

Is this bait ? Someone cant seriously thing a tinder girl is wife material based on 1 answer

Because she is probably not even within 500 miles of him

they're virgins, m8

I'm not a Norwegian, I just know the language so errors are bound to happen

try this OP:
Jeg liker å ha samleie med dyr. Du ser ut som en gorilla. La oss knulle

worked a few times when I lived in Norway

God this meme has completely poisoned the mind of so many anons on Veeky Forums. You actually get into a conversation that could go somewhere and you just have to mention bbc because some faggot rolled it after their 27th try. You all complain about the bbc posters constantly but whenever there's a post or thread where it's nowhere to be found someone goes and forces it. No matter what she replies it's already ruined.

"I like to have intercourse with animals. You look like a gorilla. Let's fuck" Its funny when first translating it, I will give you that

this

lol no don't send that you fucking autist

these are /pol/ virgings nothing to see here

t. mutt

Did you even read the entire post ?

More like /r9k/, pol would either call her a roastie or tell her about the jews

I think these lads are kind of naive in multiple ways.

For one, a lot of people hate these refugees as of late, so finding people that agree with this sentiment isn’t exceptionally rare. It’s getting to be more socially acceptable to have some “goncerns” about the whole situation.

For two, they fail to realize that a woman’s political beliefs are largely responsive to whatever is the dominant authority around them. My wife was a leftist when I married her, and now she’s on board with the Jewish Question of all things. Women will respond to such authorities as the church/school/husband/state/media/friends etc. The key is to find a girl and be a dominant figure in her life.

Dudes, chill, they are just autists memeing. Do you even know where you are? Do you understand the concept of irony?

this pretty much
women just adopt the beliefs of those around them, they rarely think for themselves.
>inb4 go back to /r9k/

>he thinks they're joking
do you know where you are?

Yeah, i may be Putting too much analysis in a fun thread