Most Prestigious Jobs

>automatic blowjob
Hedge Fund Manager, PE Associate, Venture Capitalist

>impress her dad tier
Investment Banker, Doctor, Lawyer, Big4 Accountant, Quant

>your own mother thinks your a worthless loser
Non big4 Accountant, Crypto Trader, IT

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> God tier
Doing something you enjoy

But what about us software devs?

If her dad is a good man he won't like you being an investment banker

Im a big four accountant , i don't feel that impressive mate, bout to work 80 hours next week...

Found the soy boi that works in a call center

>physics PhD student
>Oh ur like Sheldon from big bang theory?!

Found the indentured servant with 200k in student debt and a degree in Underwater Feminist Dance Therapy.

I fucking hate that idiots think this is what's intelligence looks like.

t. PhD Statistician

Me too user, been trying to find another job

A job where you're not just another slave to the jews and where you directly help people, such as carpenters and firefighters

Still in school, didn't apply at big 4 and took a offer from MNP. Tell me I made the right choice. I just want to get my CPA the retire from my crypto gains.

Lazy Firefighter/Paramedic
>don't care what daddy thinks
>still bang college chicks 10 years my junior
>know my contract inside and out and take 3 month long vacations a year and enjoy 4 day weekends.
>get paid to work out (mandatory 1 hour in gym a day)
>gonna bang thicc thots in 4 continents this year

Keep worrying about what her dad thinks.

Wtf is MNP

What the fuck that sounds phenomenal user. Do all departments have time off like that or did you get lucky with the right one?

xd bankers r bad the tv box said so

Nice cope poorfag

>a low skill job with shit pay

It's the only way giga-brainlets can cope

don't doctors have highest rate of job dissatisfaction?

>implying the tv isn't on the side of the bankers

thinking either of those is low skill and low pay shows youre an underage faggot

ew

One of the largest firms in Canada
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MNP_LLP

Most do. You work 24 or 48 hours. Lots of trades and time off.

you're not supposed to be on Veeky Forums

Miner

Could be worse.

Every Investment banker I've met is a massive asshole. I wouldn't want my daughter to marry one unless she was already a whore, in which case they deserve each other.

Firefighter bro here too, it really is a God teir job, work 2 days a week usually, plenty time off, I swing and day trade from work and when I'm off and make bank doing that, would quit and trade full time but I like fighting fires