/Mirin/ thread

>be me
>been going to the same gym for a year now
>started out skinnyfag
>now 220 looking juicy
>gril who sometimes goes at the same time as me (seen her there since i started) asks to work in
>make small talk she compliments me on my dedication and says ive changed a lot
>awkwardly stare at her ass while she squats a foot in front of me
>try not to get an erection
>seems like she is trying not to spill her spaghetti every time we talk between sets
>or she is just scared for her life and regretting working in with me
Seems like it was a mire to me now she always smiles and comes over to say hello when i come in

you forgot to say "hows this for a start" otherwise it wasnt too bad 5/7

ask her out and fuck her up the ass?

>my mom slapped me in the ass

i once fapped to a trap and forgot to say no homo so thats out of the question. No escaping the homo life for me at this point

u give her sum fuk?

Sister keeps getting awfully close and is always touching my abs.
I literally have to push get away.

go on..

I never said no homo after that. Traps arent gay, it's fine.

stop watching anime faggot

I don't watch anime.

Me (22) and my sister (19) have been living together for 2 years.
She broke up with her boyfriend recently and that's when it started to get weird.
>be in kitchen cooking some shit for myself since I have to weigh everything on a cut
>sister comes home from her job, goes into kitchen ask what I'm doing
>"I'm making food"
>"hmmhmm" then she gets closer and starts rubbing my abs
>have to push her hands away, since it's fucking awkward
>she goes for a hug
>dodge that one and run into living room
>bitch follows me and jumps on me
>can't bench her off, since I just came from the gym
>she kisses me all over
>finally able to get her off me
>talk some sense into her while pushing her away
Basically all that happened and some other occasions when she felt me up, but that's the most that happened. Nothing will happen, I'm not some degenerate and do anything, but that was a disturbing experience.
I'm moving out next summer, because this shit is too weird.

You fanfic writers are always such awful writers. I've seen better build up on Brazzers.

That's fucking gross.

I wish it was fanfic bro.

how the fuck did you not get a boner from that? and how the fuck did she not notice your boner? dicklet?

>not some degener8
speak for yourself

Are you two blood related?

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You gonna smash or what faggot

>I get out of my shower to find the two neighbor-thots in my dorm, getting help on physics from my roommate.
>I say hi while getting dressed, late for class
> I go into the next room to put my pants on and I hear one of them say to the other, "Why can't all guys have chests like that?"

Greatest moment of my fucking life.

That guy in the picture is a vegan, wadup meatheads.

yeah and had zero gains or PRs since becoming vegan even though he's obviously gearing

Made me lol

Had a third date with a QT and she commented on my back saying it was "wide" and asked if I "lift things" - were all gonna make it brahs

>send shirtless snap to five different girls asking if I should bulk or cut
>get back four “neither you’re perfect” kind of replies
>fifth sends snap of her tits and “I’m unworthy daddy”
T-thanks. But no one actually answered the question.

>I'm unworthy daddy
Damn I just got a boner

She’s chub but huge rack and great nips. I’m tempted to send more of the same to other girls to see what happens.

imagine being this fucking insecure

Oh I’m not denying it at all

can I have your sisters contact info?

post pic cocksucker

Those three girls and the soyboy all got instantly pregnant.

>soyboy
you mean estronaut?

>tfw i will never get 'mired because im ugly

j00cy clarence, j00cy

Clarence is also a soyboy

>in the ass
hot, did you give her the ol' lickeroo

eh, not much. got two dude at the gym who regularly tell me I'm looking bigger and bigger, which is nice I guess, then theres one fitchick who seems to be digging me and compliments me on my physique and dedication, and an ex gf who I took along to the gym and at some point was apparently very impressed with my diddlies. Said I looked sexy and jacked while lifting. Oh, and some people who I see at parties like once or twice a year always seem surprised that, yes, I am in fact getting more and more fit in stead of stagnating like so many others.

All in all not bad, I guess.

he gets a free pass for putting 200kg over his head and making my feel funny in my pants

Oh..née...chan!

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>be me
>3rd day of fasting, snake juice style
>decide to workout
>goes very well
>in the showers
>blow nose, black mucus shit flies out as if I blew out a beetle from my nose
>bloody and disgusting
>feel somewhat relieved but still concerned
>look it up, nothing to worry about
>outside, the world looks clearer, my mind is clearer, I feel totally detoxed and much more important in the world
>for some reason every black dude I came across on my way home either nodded with respect or was super cool with talking with me
>man bumps into me at checkout in a store, he apologizes dearly and instead of me being all "oh no problem sorry", I instinctively gave him a straight look and raised my eyebrows.
>women weren't necessarily mirin' although they were half mirin' as opposed to them not even giving a shit of my existence beforehand

All in all, things are going great. I thank Veeky Forums, god and my inner will. I'm gonna make it.

We're all gonna make it

>I am nowhere near as strong as Harry Potter. I mean I can barely Wingardium Leviosa 4.5pl8

beautiful squat

post pic or description of sister so I can decide whether or not to masturbate

kek

im sure that makes him very relieved

My grandma just told me that I'm getting bigger, handsomer and my future gf would be the luckiest woman on earth.

Get on my level.

I’m a girl btw

Fucks sake I wish I could do that weight with any form let alone picture perfect form like that.

yeah ofcourse you are

>female coworker "damn dude your arms are big, you are getting big|
>PT at my gym " mate you looking buff"
>gay black dude "I want to fuck you hard"

That's about it. I think I'm making it bros

He's also roiding. Great endorsement for veganism and roids. Veganism and natty, not so much.

>clarence
>vegan
lol
yea
tuna is vegan now

that's pretty legit user

in order of importance I judge:

1) mires from your dad/granddad
2) mires from your mom/gma
3) mires from kids

>tfw my dad has never mired me

time's runnin out brehs...

>Harry Potter

I got a fresh one, happened 3 hours ago
>at work, waiter in a restaurant
>there is a table full of homos and trannies, the bad kind of trannies, i mean dudes with a wig and manly jaw
>some of them are 40+
>keep looking at me and giggling like teenage girls
>it was not my table so pretend i don't notice
>after job a female coworker comes to me and says "user, you made a conquest, the table of fags kept telling me you're cute and handsome"

I mean, it's not the first time i got appreciation from a homo, but this time it left me with some bitter taste.
Not all attention is good attention

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>Tighten your pants
>Stick your but out and lordosis as much as you can
>Walk like the biggest faggot you can imagine
>Go to the table and say in the faggotest and high pitched voice you can imagine
>NEED ANYTHING ELSE PRETTY PEOPLE?
>Adjust your bulge
If you didnt do that youre gay

He is vegan though. He talks about it in some of his videos recommending meals and stuff

i keep getting called huge at school even tho im 6'1 211 lbs and fat as fuck

thank god shirts dont show how fat i really am

im 1/2/2/3.5 btw

It's actually Harry Squatter

this is why I started lifting

Bruh acknowledging rhe apology in a polite and civil manner is usually the correct course of action. Raising your eyebrows like some tryhard tough guy when somebody apologizes is peak 'tism.
Just say allright or something similar. Or just nod.

>Not being gay for pay

>the ol' lickeroo
fucking kek, it's been a while. thanks for that

>when people start apologizing to you even when either you were in their way or messed up somehow

look at this dood
ohooh oh
wait 'till you see his

PUAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

noice

this happened on friday
>chick from my old class
>sit in aisle next to her
>we face eachother with our legs stretched out
>we start kickin it off
>she starts talking about sex and how she hasnt lost her virginity
>interested.jpeg
>ask her if her boyfriend has started getting big yet (she and another classmate asked me for work out programs bc both her boyfriend and the other guy are dyel as fuck)
>she says no, hes moving to pakiland anyway
>she spreads her legs while saying this shizzle.
>ohshit.prn
>ask her if shes gonna wait for him to come back
>"no lol" sneaks in a way to compliment my muscles put of nowhere, don't even know how she changed the subject forgot details
>this bish gon' get it
>autism kicks in
>pull off her boot
>compliment her feet
>she starts laughing, spaghetti everywhere
>talk a bit more before i reach my stop
>get off
>get home and jack off to a creepshot i took of her ass 3 months ago
>no fucks given
>cant find the creepshot

this happened in the bus btw if i didnt make it clear enough

you had me up until

>pull off her boot
>compliment her feet

like nigga what? what were you thinking?

Group of girls asked me to take a picture with her friend so she can make her ex jealous

>mfw

Not as bad as the user who fucked his sister during the false ballistic missile alarm in hawaii

>she says no, hes moving to pakiland anyway
>fucking a dirty thot after a paki
I seriously hope you won't do this.

>going to shop after liftin
>forearms pumped a bit, did grip work
>some 2 teen girls walking out
>sleeves rolled up on purpose before
>one looks at me
>almost trips on some shit that was on ground
i kekked
im ugly as shit but 6'2 with good frame and gettin juicy so theres that

still 25 khhv

oh god is this how women felt when I was a creepy slender man looking faggot and checked them out?

Just the thought of a trap being attracted to me is disgusting.

I wasn't ready for this mindblowing realization.

It only confirms the theory that getting /fit doesn't cure autism, it just means you get to reinforce the tard rage

how tall are you? and this is kinda weird but is the girl muslim?

They are probably calling you huge as in fat cuz you're fat. Keep lifting.

only recently dude. he made most of his gains on meat and then switched to vegan recently.

Women literally have 99% of men lusting after them if they're a 6/10. I'm glad I'm not a woman.

6'1, girl was a hindu. cute indians are rare as FUCK
shes literally the only loo qt3.14 ive ever seen

First date with two different girls this week
Spilled my spegets super hard during both dates, both dates just giggled and I have second dates with both of them and now they are both blowing up my phone with texts

hmm maybe you're right, being a girl and having some creep (me) lust after you doesn't sound very appealing

>girl was a hindu
>dating a muslim
Only in america man
>shes literally the only loo qt3.14 ive ever seen
I've seen a few but never did anything because i was DYEL with a fat face at the time and they never showed any interest into me. I can't wait until i can bulk dude, i feel gross. Done training like a weight lifter and starting training like a bodybuilder in terms of reps

this guy here.
she would literally complain about how her bf is a dyel manlet. im 6'1 and 211 lbs and its not like she stopped flirting after the boot thing. just got bored. i literally texted her "shut up whore" after she teasingly insulted me and she was still thirsty as fuck. plus, i dont rlly give a fuck about >tfw no gf and it was too much work to bang her (even though it probably takes a couple texts)

h-how tall is her boyfriend?

fuckin solid

not rlly that fat. 18% bf but but my 7.5/10 facial genetics and my good sense of humor (everyone else's words, not mine) rlly redeem me.

i sound delusional as fuck and i probably am