Better than sex

hello cunts,

Normie here, I see a lot of you lack GFs. May I recommend you take up smoking. I have a nympho gf but nothing beats waking up having my black coffe and a quality Winfield blue durry, get among it and watch your happieness skyrocket.

I would rather get beer for less money and better feeling effects.
Hell, the enjoyment I got from smoking was so minimal, jacking off was a more fulfilling experience.

You need to develop a reliance. I'm all for morning beers

>quit smoking years ago
>every time i have a cup of coffee get a wicked craving for cigarettes

life is suffering

>morning beers
>not morning vodka
Boris is disappointed in you.

>used to be weekend smoker
>quit
>go to the pub
>crave darts

At least it gives me an excuse to chat up the sluts smoking outside.

smoking is the easiest way to meet girls

>smoking is the easiest way to meet degenerate girls

corrected that for you

Isn't smoking good for test levels as well?

cigs are an overall expensive and non rewarding drug, plus addictive as fuck
its not worth it