Better than sex

hello cunts,

Normie here, I see a lot of you lack GFs. May I recommend you take up smoking. I have a nympho gf but nothing beats waking up having my black coffe and a quality Winfield blue durry, get among it and watch your happieness skyrocket.

I would rather get beer for less money and better feeling effects.
Hell, the enjoyment I got from smoking was so minimal, jacking off was a more fulfilling experience.

You need to develop a reliance. I'm all for morning beers

>quit smoking years ago
>every time i have a cup of coffee get a wicked craving for cigarettes

life is suffering

>morning beers
>not morning vodka
Boris is disappointed in you.

>used to be weekend smoker
>quit
>go to the pub
>crave darts

At least it gives me an excuse to chat up the sluts smoking outside.

smoking is the easiest way to meet girls

>smoking is the easiest way to meet degenerate girls

corrected that for you

Isn't smoking good for test levels as well?

cigs are an overall expensive and non rewarding drug, plus addictive as fuck
its not worth it

Just how I like them :) Sexy with a side of daddy issues
Not too sure about that one broseph, definitely get withdraw rage

Nah I only smoke when I am depressed

I like black coffee then a lip of Copenhagen and going for a drive

decreases test.

Cigarettes are only satisfying if I’m drunk. Otherwise as soon as I finish smoking when I feel gross and restless.

Fuck you I just quit both.

no you didn't. sometime within the next month you will relapse and go back to godliness

yeah aromatase inhibitors decrease test, right?

>spent my youth playing vidya and fapping
>let's get another disgusting habit that I won't be able to get rid of later on
no thx

faggot

they have a very slight increase in test which is probably offset by the negative health effects

Britfag?

>Marlbs
get good, those taste like acid

>smoking
are you retarded?
>gives you shitty teeth
>cancer
>shitty breath
>is expensive
>incredibly addictive
>you annoy everyone within 20 meters
>you leave cigarettes fucking everywhere and litter the street
literally the worst thing you could spend your money on

just a net photo, I smoke Winfield or benson. if I feel like rolling, port royal

> 2017
> does not burn the logs

Are you school-leaved, mentally disabled, or both?

> The m-bend dies

So? Was life a competition who lived for the longest time?

> you are still hooking !!!

It will not be left if it is not a minor and knows how to smoke reasonably.

> s .. THERE'S MONEY MONEY !!!

Who forces you to buy a dick a day, a fucking bumblebee

I hate the fact that you're right, cigarettes are better than sex. I've quit because they were too expensive but I've told myself when I'm 30 because if I haven't found happiness in a normie way (career or girl I guess) then I'll never find it and I might has well spend all my savings in cigs.

you understand that the level of happiness you get from cigs is standard for everyone else right? the only reason it feels special is cuz the cigs are destroying your body and inhaling temporarily relieves your pain

I smoked since I was 12 but I never understood this. I was literally just addicted to the stuff and it looks cool. Never got much of a rush at all, definitely nowhere near an orgasm.

enjoy your fucked up lungs, you disgust me

Jesus, you've never had good sex then.

smokers are the fucking worst. They stink. They have no sense of taste or smell. They think they look cool, but most people think they are idiots. They goodness they will be dead sooner rather than later.

>> Normie on Veeky Forums
>> Advice you to take a habbit that can make your life worse
Its meaner than bait

Is this the new /sips/ meme?

>nympho gf but

stopped reading. i don't care how bored you are of your ugly girlfriend

This shit is way better. The Nicotine rush is fuckin' dope. Only downside is you look inbred as fuck using it.

t. drunken schizophrenic gymcel autist

Coffee and griz wintergreen (or any dip) is the perfect combo

Sounds so shitty
>you need to get addicted to it and feel the desire to smoke for it to feel "good"
One could take opioids for the first time and feel like heaven

Fuck you fuck you fuck you I will stay clean

The comedown isn't worth it

This thread is literally cancer

A lot of upsides in this thread but one downside

They reckon having 1-3 smokes a day raises your heart disease risk almost the same as having 20 a day... risk of disease vs number of smokes a day isnt a linear relationship.

So you barely get 5 or 10 mins of pleasure from your 2 smokes but youre just as likely to keel over as the bloke down the hall who spends 2 hours a day smoking and smells like a walking ashtray.

Plus personally makes my skin look like shit. That said time to time a cheeky durry is fine.

I still miss it.

i believe in you my man