Narcissism thread

Narcissism thread lads post what you love about yourself
>6'2"
>broad shoulders
>decent jaw
>good insertions
>blue eyes

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Awesome jaw
Broad shoulders
Socially confident
Pretty hair

>6'1"
>HEIGHT, FACE, FRAME meme incarnate
>12% body fat
>Net just south of 100k at 25
>Grew up in poverty. I'm statistically supposed to have been poor white trash like all the rest of my family.
>Extremely successful in career
>Green eyes, very handsome
>Big social circle

still

>tfw no gf

>6'1"
>HEIGHT
lol you're in for a surprise

Well for starters I am not fucking delusional about how attractive I am.

WHy do you not hit on girls? do you fear rejection? a girl is not going to just approach you and if one does shes no good

>6'2"
>Huge peenor (8"x5.5")
>Decent face
>Naturally big arms
>Really intelligent

But then the downsides...
>Probably going bald
>Socially retarded
>Sky high blood pressure despite my age and exercise

>6'5
>6'5
>6'5
>6'5
>used to work out consistently for a long time but still am weak and lightweight (although look much, MUCH MUCH better than your average skinnyfat faggot)
Go me

The average height of a man in the US is 5'9". I'm doing just fine.

Not trying to make excuses, but there's not many fish in this sea. I have a hard time meeting women. My work is 90% male, I live in the rural south central US for said career, and I'm not religious. Most of the women here married their high school sweethearts, and if they're not married they usually have 2 kids or look like Danny Devito shit out a hobbit. Usually both.

Yeah cause your fucking hideous and have no redeeming factors

I'm gonna call bullshit on your stats,
if you are so handsome females would approach you.
unless you suffer from severe delusions like pic related

see

The guy in your picture is white. That's at least one redeeming factor

when will they ever learn...

>tfw i will never be gigachad
life is hell as an ugly manlet

we will never learn. theres no way ugly manlets can make it desu

Every picture she has with him its like hes Sasquatch being photographed. His face is so blurry from the smudging tool. It's just weird she goes to such lengths.

>6'2"

Actually more like 5'11" tops, everyone exaggerates height stop lying fags

>that thing
>white
You Americans really can't even tell anymore can you?

>sometimes I´m kinda funny

pretty sure thats my only redeeming quality right now

big lenny doesn't suffer from delusions though
you probably do fuocking cookie cutter

>6'1
people think I'm taller
>Greek statue shoulders/frame
Now I just need to get out of skinny fat land to show my physique potential and actually have confidence...

>6’3’’
>lmao 2pl8 bench
>broad shoulders
>good jaw, not too big
>green eyes, blonde hair
>extremely academically accomplished
>Japanese wife (can barely speak English Kek)

>Tfw can’t grow a respectable beard

FUCK

I honestly think I have model-tier facial structure
My eyebrows look like they were drawn by a comic book artist
I also have decently broad shoulders

6'2
185
Considered a top D3 hockey prospect
I have a killer ass

Can't wait for all that college athlete pussy

>6'2-6'3 (189cm)
>Good facial aestetic 8/10
>Goal body for normies
>really small waist
>Gets laid easy without trying

Hope you mean boipussy. D3 hockey players ain’t getting shit lol

>broad shoulders, nice v taper when I get lower bodyfat despite somewhat wide hips
>good jaw
>good cheekbones
>hollow cheeks at lower bf
>good delt insertions
but Im like 18% bodyfat so my face looks pretty bad and its covered in acne

when i get my shit together its fucking over for these bitches

you might be a poor judge of facial aesthetics and social status user

That's the plus side of going to a college in bumblefuck nowhere, They have no other options.

Good work improving yourself user, you're only 25 so you still have time. It may be difficult to meet people but all you can do is branch out either by trying online dating or new activities that will widen your social circle.

I see, good on you then I guess. Hope it offsets living there.

nothing

>big dick
>strong legs
>fashionable
>wealthy

That's about it.

>6'3"
>9/10 face
>thick hair that looks good at pretty much any length
>good at everything that i enjoy doing, and can learn new things extremely quickly
>diverse spread of hobbies
>intelligent and creative
>promethean willpower
>passion for competition
>constant, unwavering desire for self-improvement

>6'1
>eyes
>arms
das breddy much it

Facelet?

>Rich
>130 iq
>Massive wang

>6'4
>Broad Shoulders
>Decent Face


Downside
>Autistic
>Birthing Hips

if you're on Veeky Forums then you lie.

>rich red-brown hair color
>beautiful turquoise eyes
>decent frame for V taper

that's about it

thick hair, good humor, extrovert, can give speeches to large crowds, can become friends with literally anyone, smart, artistic, good at memorizing

physically I do not look so great hence why I'm on here, and mentally I am a wreck. also very slow metabolism.

My dad makes fun of me for being 20 and still a virgin. He routinely asks me if I've finally lost my virginity or found a girlfriend each time I come home. He emasculates me in front of my friends by saying stupid shit like "At least you guys get pussy, right?" and "Maybe you guys can set him up with some girls!"

He even started calling me "Virgy" instead of my real name. This shit gets so fucking annoying and it's actually having an impact on my mental health. Fuck him. I'm not the one in the wrong, right?

>6'
>solid 8/10 facial aesthetics
>broad shoulders
>awkward introvert like The Driver

I can slay anything I want

Well at least your old mans had sex. He’s just ashamed of you that’s all.

>good face
>good insertions
That's it, I have literally nothing else going on for me.

This thread is so gay

> Japanese wife (can barely speak English Kek)
Why is this a good thing

>>not making your father proud

He just wants you to get pussy bro

i can't think of a single thing i like about myself
i look like i lift by normie standards and thats about it
my numbers are still sh*t

5'5 and closer to suicide every day

oh wait this wasnt a self hate thread.

I don’t think you guys know what narcissism is but if you want to boast about your positive qualities then I guess I’ll join too

>25
>earning around 230k
>elite career where I do fuck all and have more freedom than god himself
>tiny penis
>manlet
>bald
>slightly socially retarded
>elite social circle of close family and friends
>10/10 gf

Life is pretty good

what career

You speak Jap though?

Tfw you were a blonde baby but turned brunette

Am i still white?

>>Japanese wife
lmao loser

>6'4
>good body
>sexy features, kind of intimidating
>no really I look like some kind of soviet assassin