Smol!

Cute!
CUTEEEE!

Can I have the autismath for her height?

larg

>tripfag begging for attention

>ruining such a great rack with tats

Seconding

You need jesus

WHAT THE FUCK

every time I see that I cringe

why the fuck did she lower herself? why did he allow it?

manlets lol

Ironically the tattoos are fake, just like her tits.
That is obviously a cosplayer.

>1 shekel has been deposited in your account, good goy!

he probably requested it lol

I really, really like this image, mind if I save it?

real shit... like im sure shes prob cute in the face, but anyone else turned off by that body? her torso is as long as her legs if not longer. her head looks like itll be huge. just really weird proportions. and then look at her arms. just odd body all the way around. im down with short girls, but she just has some weird shit going on.

smol girls are best girls

>implying

Damn this one went downhill.

...

Correct.
>tfw can ohp my wife for a solid set of 12

Fucking Turkroach

>boots on the kitchen countertop
>boots on the table
>boots inside the house at all

Patrician.

>tfw 6'6" and the girl I want to kiss is 5'1"
The logistics are a mess

>tfw 5'8" and gf is 5'7"
I feel bad that she can never wear heels around me but the fact that our naughty bits line up almost perfectly has been amazing

Nothing is stopping her from wearing heels except for her insecurities

her mouth and my penis lining up is better

12 reps with a pillow is hardly something to brag about.

>implying Anzu is Turkic in any way beyond language
Turks in turkey are Anatolian Greeks or Arabs and Anzu is definitely ethnically the same as a greek

kek

should've seen that one coming.

so she dont slip

I'm a super manlet, and this dude makes me looks like a stud. Embrace who you are you cunt.

agreed

When will they learn?

God that webm fucks me up, I know the Laker Girls aren't very tall (5'6-5'10 range) and people keep telling me that isn't a kid, how short is that guy really?

Does she have black hair? Is she covered in fur? Is she as dark as the average Mexican? No. She probably doesn't share the same DNA as the average Greek either.

Very nice user, very nice

I don't like womanlets. When they age they look like hobbits. Women must be 3 inches shorter than you at most, otherwise you run the risk of having manlet children

like 5 feet desu. I think the girls had heels or tall boots too

My dad makes fun of me for being 5'6", 20 and still a virgin. He routinely asks me if I've finally lost my virginity or found a girlfriend each time I come home. He emasculates me in front of my friends by saying stupid shit like "At least you guys get pussy, right?" and "Maybe you guys can set him up with some girls!"

He even started calling me "Virgy" instead of my real name. This shit gets so fucking annoying and it's actually having an impact on my mental health. Fuck him. I'm not the one in the wrong, right?

There's literally nothing more Jewish than denying Jesus.
t. Papist

Even still, look how small his entire body is compared to theirs. His head is 1/3 the size of the Asian girl's.

lmfao owned faggot

lmao hey Virgy.

>Tfw 5'10"
>Tfw fiance is 4'8"
My son's will be manlets but at least I'll have kids

I know that feel bro. My mum made fun of me when I was a teenager and it crushed my self-esteem. Just learn to ignore it man.

Just have sex and solve the issue.

Oh wait, you "can't"?

Then you have a serious problem somewhere in your life.

...

yes
Yes but louder

nice ty

HUEG!

he's 5'11

boots on the kitchen counter top is highly unsanitary

MODS

/our guy/

It'll take more than one pic for my hard interest to change into a fully erect support, user

Y U G E
U
G
E

Bigger than all the other tits combined.

Yeah, short girls with really short torsos are the absolute best

casually big titted girls are my fucking mega fetish

i-i don't think you know what the word means, user...

When will chestlets learn?

I don't know fellas, I'm still not quite convinced...
Maybe you should keep posting so I can stop beating around and cum to a conclusion

Ya'll complain about being a manlet, imagine being a tall girl that sprung up faster than all your classmates and combined with low self esteem resulted in you constantly slouching to seem shorter and less freakish. :(

Petite girls are my shit. I feel terrible for my future son. I'm a manlet as is, and I know I'm gonna end up marrying a tiny girl. That little guy is going to be the least learned of them all.

Kek! Poor manlet cuck!

Can't you lie and say you lost your virginity so he lays off you? What a dick.

It's time to kick your old man's ass.

I can do 100 sweaty push-ups over top of your naked wife while you're at work.

E X C E S S.
Well, not to me.

>The Chad Dad
>The Virgy Virgin Son

definitely agreed. tall girls are hot, as long as they aren't taller than me (shorter than 6'1")

Woah there buddy
My test is not THAT high

Too bad, time for THE BIG GUNS.
BIG PREGGO MILKERS

>tfw no 5'0" gf
end my life

I wonder who could be behind this post...

Yikes! How many pigglets in that sow's litter?

At least twins, I imagine.

I’m 5’8 and my gf is 5’10

You guys jelly

>bdsm + donuts
Patrician tastes.

Yes, I am. I wish I was 5'8'', then I'd be an inch taller.

FUCKING BOOB GOBLINS I HATE THEM

5'8
>ex was 6'0
Was weird sometimes

I actually really like her proportions. I have a huge thing for smol but I like to have some belly to kiss between nipples and oyster ditch.

Keep your friends close but their tiddies closer.

t. two pump chump

Call him a fatso or baldie or something. And get out of there, that place isn't doing you any favors.

>tfw a girl I work with is this tall
shes a cutie

The worst part is she's only 5' 10"

Booboo's only three feet tall, perfect, perfect
Booboo's only three feet tall, perfect, perfect bear.

Jesus, absolutely MOGGED

She's making the same face as that "guy looking at Chloe Moretz" meme