I'm sorry Veeky Forums, I fsiled nofap 2018

Broke a 5 day streak today, I felt so compelled to fap it was like my hand was a phantom limb.

My streaks have been, since July last year, 45days, followed by 20days and many 5-10 day streaks.

How the FUCK do I get back to quitting?

Image he posted

Holy shit, gotta try that one out

I didnt fap for a week. Before i took a nap some starwars video randomly popped up on my youtube feed and i gave it a look.

Had a lucid dream i was banging 3 sith jedi hunter whores. How does a brain even construct these dreams, this the power of no fap?

How do you optimize images?

a bunch of if statements and for loops.

but watch out, kid. infinite loops ain't no joke. fly too close to the sun and ya get burnt.

I'm disappointed in you user.. You have failed us all

This is the way to go. I wish I had done this. I failed on day 15.
Next time I won't fall so easily.

App?

This. Just get back up on that horse, use the pain to fuel your journey.

>app
faptracker3000

Heh, eggshully it's called loop habit tracker. Thank me later

Doing fine. I actually went on nofap before New Year, so it could be like 20 if not more. I do get urges, especially on weekends, but I do my best not to succumb to it

I failed yesterday but I'm going to do 7 days now. Dont be too hard on yourself brah

Yeah, sure, I see how this works....

>tee hee I fapped today, oh well, maybe next year....

>2018
>not doing WaiFap.
It's a variation of nofap I invented.
Essentially you abstain from masturbating just like nofap but the thing is when you fail, you MUST fap EXCLUSIVELY to your WAIFU.
You get the benefits of nofap and you deepen your ties to your waifu at the same time.
The concept is not new but it's pretty easy.
I encourage all anons with waifus to try it.
I'm gonna make it through the whole year.

user for realsies though

That's better than quitting for good because your willpower was not what you thought it was.

day 56

...

Failed today too. Managed ten days.

almost broke just half an hour ago. after thinking about beating my german soldiers helmet for the whole morning I played one of my favourite porn videos, started stroking my dick, all while thinking "I shouldn't be doing it". then I suddenly snapped back and closed the browser. we're all gonna make it. baby steps brahs.

if you watched porn you already failed

start over

the moment you open the porn site it's over

start over

I'll give myself this one pass just because I didn't even get hard and there was some personal shit that happened yesterday which really disturbed my ballance.
but you're right, looking a porn is almost as bad as jacking off. I already feel dirty about doing it.

>public apology
>unironic self-flagellation
>anons claim this wasn't made by christfags

a girl gave me a handjob today, did i fail nofap?

a handjob isnt fapping you fucking idiot

day 17, yesterday i had urges but then i imagined my imaginary friend pinning me up against a wall and screaming at me then beating the shit out of me and it got rid of the urge

>I'll give myself this one pass

=/

Good show of willpower, you have what it takes bro.

Day 15 here, 2018 is strictly NoFap.

handjobs are for beta faggots that girls won't let go all the way

>MMXVIII
>Anons still don't know that ascetic ideals just alter the direction of ressentiment
>You hate your urges instead of Chad
>because your urges can be beaten
>making you feel powerful
>but you will never be more powerful than Chad
This isn't all bad, though, I do believe in NoFap. First you master your urges, then you master the world. As long as NoFap is just a transitional phase before you slay puss (or get seriously creative through sublimating your sex drive--only talking about like 1% geniusfags here), it's cool. Day 6 or 7, not sure, I've been fuckin tho

Just finished a 2h fap session. Feels great

Fuck you saved me thanks

I keep telling myself I'm gonna get hard to make sure my dick works, then I keep telling myself I will only edge a little so k can last longer when I fuck a girl, and then I accidentally fly too close and blow a gigantic load, regretting it all, then I repeat the same thing after 3 days. I'm a fucking retarded soyboy

Too bad OP, try again.
Holding up fine, currently 15 days. Everytime I see a hot chick I enter some kind of trance, really weird.
Atleast you broke your highscore, try to break it again.
Kek, I know that feel.
Topkek, your brain is strong with the force.
Uhm.... but Alex Jones is my waifu
Keep strong
>2h
Wasted time, you could've read two chapters of a book but you went and fapped.

My chart still being posted. Nice.

>unironically posting Nietzsche to counter christfag accusations
>complains about christian herd mentality and morality whilst proposing an equally christianised idealised model for humanity
>not using incorruptible Badiou model of set theory to classify ethics as a dialectical process
I only ever care when I need to adjust how long I last in bed based on what I fap to. Porn - last shorter, feels better, noporn (only nudes) - last longer, feels less sensitive.

I agree though that if you've got nothing atm that you should consider trying it. At the same time though, it's only a motivational kick. 'Superpowers' are just your body priming you for sex by making you more sensitive to sexual stimuli. Worrying thing is that anons are turning it into more and more of a cult without being aware of where it comes from or what it resembles. Even if they aren't capable of shifting their interests somewhere else or if they have literally nothing going on, (no job, friends, etc.) this isn't a substitute for those things that people find attractive in others that need working on through exposure to different social stimuli.

but this IS a porn site...

It a great help to keep track of progress and motivate yourself, thank you user

Day 5 here and had a work meeting yesterday and when it was over I went up to a girl I work with on the way out and said "you've got an ass on ya", I think no fap is making me more confident

>tfw looking at her all meeting imagining banging her