What do I do

>First year uni student
>partying in dorm
>start flirting with girl
>I'm 11 tallboys in and pretty smashed
>go to her room to fuck
>no matter what I do my dick wouldn't cooperate
literally the most awkward experience of my life, missed out on leg day to party

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Did you at least get a blow in?

mate, suck it up. It happens to the best of us. It's happened to me twice now with girls who were more or less 'one night stands' that I never got to see again. You got the whiskey dick. Oh well. At least be glad you pulled her and she was willing to fuck you lol

youre not alone OP

I hope you learned your lesson. Never skip training to hangout with thotties.

Happens to everyone at least once in their life.

Don't drink like an idiot, you could have had the same experience + blamming in some slut if you knew how to pace yourself.

Porn is not so fun anymore isn't it?

maybe you didnt like the girl too much because if you dont want to hit that you will never have a correct erection, that happened to me twice as well because i wasnt attracted to those girls they were cute but not enough to turn me on

I remember my first beer. Getting smashed is for nights out with the boys. You dont go 11 tallboys in when youre trying to fugg.

can someone tell me how Veeky Forums became the "make a new thread for every experience you have with a girl or sex" board?

also OP, you didn tneed to mention you were a first year. the fact you recounted exactly how many drinks you had and how smashed you were was enough to show that. you're probably a white kid from the suburbs too right?

Never happened to me. My dick always works. Now, cumming too early, that's a real problem.

stop tensing your dick and core, remember to breathe.

Are you a virgin? I had that problem my 1st time. Couldn't get a boner because I was so nervous. We were dating and when I got to know her better I was fine.

The more you think about this, the worse it is going to get. Heck every time you check this thread for replies it is just going to increase the probability this will happen when the next girl you are with.
Bros are saying its whiskey dick, its not. You were scared or anxious and that's why your dick didn't work. You have to get over this and prove to yourself you can bone chicks. If this happens with the next chick its almost guaranteed to happen with the third. At that point you'll need medical help because every additional failure will make it worse.

Just text her tomorrow saying "haha must've been wasted. That doesn't normally happen. How can I make it up to you? ;)"

Back in mate.

-Chad

I have this issue too just keep going bro dont wanna look like a virgin. If your dicks still hard whatever it takes

Do this

I can easily go so long I get bored.

Then his dick doesn't work again and he's caused himself real psychological damage.

Not a smart move.

this ends badly quite often user, from personal experience your pride will kill you

Its all in your head. Once you break the curse itl never happen again. Look into reducing anxiety.

Everytime you fail to break the curse it will become that much more impossible to break. Nobody can help you either. Nobody.

your dick saved you from an std and you didn't even say thanks

Stop trying to get in the heads of these suffering anons. Its more than possible to break the curse of premature ejaculation. Stop tensing, breathe regularly, take an anti anxiety supplement

Lesson learned - alcohol helps get you laid but removes the power of erections. God gives with one hand and takes with the other.

If in UK buy unbranded viagra from drfox dot com. Might help.

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Whatever, shit happens. Also don't do coke, it's even worse about making your dick fail to function

Oh god fucking this, the stress and pressure when you promise youll fuck her like a rabbit, but youre also not sure if youe dick gonna cooperate with ya. Ive been in situation like that and told my gymbro about what happened, so he gave me pic related, yet I didnt see that chick again nor tried to text her or anything due to embarassment of 1st time failure.
This kills the man

>tfw it’s never happened to me

Lol.. y’all should get your testosterone checked tbqh

just fucking inject with test full force before a date night

Did you told her ur a virgin the first time? Something similar happened to me, I thought were gonna talk about it or even make it into a relationship but then saw her flirting with a friend of friend, lets call him Brad, whos been also fucking her a day or two before. Then I found out (I live in a small city so people know each other well) that Brad got his knot on a penis torn while fucking her, so I think she was trying to fuck someone other to validate its not her vaginas fault. Shes dating Brad now again tho..

Laugh it off faggot. Extra points if you laugh, put on your pants, and walk out of the room on the spot

Yeah, it's called whiskey dick moron.

We're all virgins who live vicariously through others in hopes of making it ourselves

Have more experiences with girls, eat more cheese and eggs to up your zinc.

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This. It's all in your head but viagra will not only make it work, but give you confidence like Dumbos feather. Eventually you won't need it, especially once you stay with the same girl for a little while.