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How do I get the Petrucci look Veeky Forums?

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>listening to dream theater
WAR METAL OR DIE
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stop removing your body hair, stop shaving, stop cutting your hair.

No one gives a shit about your crap taste in music faggot. I asked how do I get the Petrucci look. Not "how do I become a massive cock sucking musical elitist nigger with shite taste in music?"

>tfw he wants the petrucci look but petrucci looks like shit and makes shitty music

>Pettrucci makes millions just playing music
"Haha what a loser amirite?"
you sure showed him

>Petrucci looks like shit
>Petrucci make shit musik
Choose one eine juden.

Rachel Starr made millions riding multiple black cocks at a time and has a litany of undesirable personality traits, drug habits and STD's but she made millions so who am I to judge amirite???

He is not very built, has a bad hairline and a pretty good beard. Not the best to aspire to be like. And dream theater is undeniably pretentious guitar wank proge. You will grow out of it one day. >he makes money so he is good
Never said he was a loser, he just makes mediocre music

did she actually make millions as a pornstar?

>has a bad hairline
Come again? He has a pretty good hairline for being 50.

he's literally unironically the best guitarist in the world

he looks like an out-of-shape dad or grandpa, nobody should aspire to want his body-type

also, dream theater is shitty circus music. their ONLY (and I mean ONLY) half decent album is "Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory"

if you're seriously still listening to them 20 years later with their shittynew stuff, you're honestly a fucking joke and have bad taste in music

he's unironically not even the best guitarist in his OWN genre of prog metal, let alone the best in the world ...
Maybe some day you'll grow up

you just don't have enough music iq to understand his playing

i understand it fine, seen him live like 4 times even

btw he's the most boring live act ever, guy just stands still like he's in a coma

Music taste is subjective and yet i feel compelled to tell everyone hating on DT that they're objectively wrong. Probably because they couldn't pull off half the songs they play. Whether you like the music or not, they are extremely seasoned and talented musicians. I really don't get the hate for prog. All the complaints I hear are basically whiny versions of the reasons i like prog
>the songs are too long
More bang for your buck?
>useless guitar noodling goes on forever
If it's artfully done (dream theater), guitar noodling can be wonderful and pleasant thing to listen to. When its not (slayer), i get it.

Perhaps I'm partial to the extreme effort i see in this genre because im a musician and identify with how seriously difficult the music they perform is. It's something not everyone can understand. The effort put into half the music produced popularly these days is just shit in comparison. Mostly overproduced garbage and samples thrown together on a computer. Not saying that music can't be good, but musicians of Petrucci's or Rudess' caliber dwarf the average DJ who knows how to use garageband.

I think you underestimate the extreme concentration required to accurately play their music. Hes sacrificing some cheap stage tricks for tasty, precise guitar playing.

>btw he's the most boring live act ever
so you include the live act when considering the level of musical skill?
you don't need to grow up, kys now

>tfw you can't into DT after Six Degrees
I kinda stopped listening after ToT and Octavarium. Any of the newer stuff good?

>pic from 15 years ago

his hairline is mediocre. he's almost at skullet level.

kek that's closer to like 25 years ago

What I don't get is how he can practice guitar and stay fit. Both things are incredibly hard to combine especially because your guitar skills could suffer from it.

Lel. Don't confuse liking someone's playing to him being the best in the world. He's very good, and maybe you enjoy his playing the most, but that doesn't mean he's the best.

Honestly no, you stopped at the right time.