Too soon?

Too soon?

Here’s what led up to it

The truth is I’m a swimmer and always wanted to wear something that would make me move faster underwater

do it faggot

You don't have the balls

Balls I do have. Girl is ugly anyways so this is just practice

She might want to peg you breh, pull the trigger.

On which one. The swimming underwater or the panties?

Panties, do it

the fuck
50% of all swimmers wear speedos.
the rest is split in briefs and jammers.

She's a judgemental hoe

Too soon you fag. just say you like the way brief feel compared to boxers.

box brief*

>having conversations with thots and not asking them out within 4 or less messages
not gonna make it

Say it, because I always used to wear my sister's panties and I want to live vicariously through you

If dubs, tell her
"I've always wanted to wear spedos to show off my fuckign huge penor"
include typos

Now what?

Just tell her you think Sonic wouldn't appreciate you wearing something like that

she ugly as shit mane

that's cute. after you two fuck you can swap underwear for a day.

>From the inside?

What does she mean by this?

BRUHS WHAT DO I DO

Stop responding.

Ask for wine and dine, then swoon and poon, you absolute fucking autist

if that panties line doesnt get you laid idk what will

Tell her girls usually like boxers, so she might wanna try them. There's a giant empty patch up front for the man's penor that allows for the woman's vag to breathe.

>got a date with a qt ballerina thot I met off bumble tomorrow night
>she's already said that she wants to zuck my dick
Finally gonna lose this virginity after all boys, 2018 confirmed for best year

WHAT DO I SAY TO THIS THOT

ASK TO BE PEGGED?

How old are you, and do you plan on telling her you're a virgin? I'm in the same boat.

>she didn't even think it was weird.

She's into you m8. It's kind of like when a girl laughs at literally anything you do.

WHAT DO I TEXT HER BRO

just for a quick fug I don't care that much

>Gonna lose it with a redheaded french qt

This is the year senpaitachi.

We are all going to make it

Good response?

maybe if you didnt type like a fucking nigger she'd respond more

Roll for whatever

Only if you ask for her number after that

21, probably not
Good job dude. We're all gonna make it. The girl I found is a redhead too and judging by her surname is of French descent also. She's got this crazy tight ballerina body, I'm fucking diamonds for tomorrow

what is your end game?

LMFAO INCEL

THIS IS HOW US CHADS WRITE

NOW GO AWAY AND LET THE BIG BOYS TALK

on christmas eve night? WHy werent you spending time with your family user?

Is the one on the left or right?

Yeah, mate. And BAM, tell her she can come over and try yours sometime ;)

Are you gonna tell her you're a virgin? I'm trying to determine if I should be honest or just fake my way through.

Good luck tmr user. Redheads are qt3.14's

Shes asking if he thinks they feel nice to wear or if he means they feel nice to touch on a girl

Practice. Maybe fuck her. I like to have kinky sex so maybe she’ll fill that role. Not on my relationship radar whatsoever.

see

Actually pretty smooth. Super fucking forward, but you never know, she might like that.

Oh, I see. Would have been more fun if he told her "Yes, from the inside. I shove them up my ass."

Fuck. I wouldn’t of told you but on the right.

Cope

debasing yourself, disgusting woman

we met up new years

I was thinking of not telling her until after we fugg for lols

tell her during

>reserve

Did you mean reverse.

Help me out

Tell her through dirty talk. "Oh yeah you slut, take my virginity! Turn me into a man"

Yea user. That’s a pretty bad way to start my marriage desu

My cock tastes like dog and cat

>a redhead too and judging by her surname is of French descent


WE ARE GOING TO BE BANG BROTHERS SENPAI

Congratulations, user.

May the Lord give your dong a good time.

Yeah. I'm telling her.

However, I'm kinda thinking of not doing it since I don't want to elevate her ego.

Who's gonna ask anyway?

We are all going to make it bros.

Y’all really have no idea how to get primo poon.. I’m chivalrous and respectful and take my time. And then I talk dirty, that’s how you gotta do it, we’re 14 days into 2018 and my body count has gone up by 4 respectively

she unmatched me instantly

I just banged my dog, figured the taste on my dick would appeal to you

haha yellow ching chong ring rong
i like to dance to some good jap music
yellow yellow asian fellow

Deliver faggot.

lol nice

then ask to trade underwear, or some variation on the theme

i wanna fuck those big tatas tho anons :(

KEK

Then tell her you have a fuckign huge penor.

There's a LOT of cucks ITT. Basically don't marry a woman who:

>has had more than one sexual partner before you
>demands she must drink caffeine, alcohol, or other drugs while pregnant
>has or has had an std
>says she won't give birth without pain medication (can be used after baby is born)
>colours her hair, natural colours or otherwise
>used anti aging creams before she met you
>uses excessive amounts of makeup
>uses sex as a weapon
>doesn't want at least three children
>is four inches below the average female height of your country
>can't give birth without a C section because she has non existent hips
>has borderline personality disorder and/or bipolar disorder
>used or uses "party" drugs
>has breast implants
>is addicted to social media
>has a tattoo
>has excessive piercings
>has a father who is significantly less intelligent than yourself

Man, the Amerimutt meme really is true.

To fuck an Asian you gotta become one.
Get some sticky tape and make your eyes slanty and take a picture. Make sure you say Ching chong chang my cocks ready to bang

good show

Ching Chong, suck my dong

I understand all of those except the pain medication. Is there some effect on the baby?

dubs say you have to lol

ebin

Agree with everything except can't give birth naturally

I mean, isn't the only disadvantage about that the payment for the operation?

And that only if you do it in a private hospital.

Ha, I thought she unmatched you because she was retarded and thought you misspelled purple.
But then I got it

guys pls

>Hey we both swiped right, what's your snapchat?
She fucking told you what to say in her bio you dispshit

What’s your Snapchat name?
Literally this

I swear to God all Mexicans with brackets look the same

Tell her "Sale el pt?"

“You have to go back”

"Let me napalm that pussy and put your lights out for a month, baby

lost

Yeah this OP

>Has had more than one sexual partner before you

This only applies if they are autistic, saving for marriage or you are 16.

I'm sorry bud, but just because you don't fuck, doesn't mean everybody else doesn't, just from the first parameter you've lost 99% of the female population.

>is four inches below the average female height of your country

shit taste.

>doesn't want at least three children

Dont listen to this guy, wanting to have white trash level of amount of kids is a red flag, not a virtue, 1 kid is good, 2 kids is based 3 kids is white trash.
Also nobody is looking to marry people on tinder, holy shit stop.

Fuck I really wanted trips

I'll put the D in DRUMPH if you know what I mean

>that mutt mexican face
absolutely disgustang

Definitely a kike post

She's gorgeous. What do I say anons?

"what's your address so i can call ice?"

lmao

>turkish

abort, cockroaches are scum.

>i hope thats okay
>i'm a very dominating and rough type
Contradicting yourself here pal

Sale el pt?

"I loved you in The Crow."

>falling for turkroaches

I think she's cute. Fuck off senpai. That's prime pussy right there.

>Want to see a picture of my dog? Give me your snap
Then pray to god you can find a dog around

I want to destroy this thicc Latina Pussy so bad. What do I say bros?

I GOT HOLY TRIPS, YOU GOTTA DELIVER user