Cum gains (fertility)

Consistent exposure to high temps decreases motility and count

High temperatures mess up your sperm. Testicles have the ability to hang/tighten for a reason: autoregulating temperature for optimal sperm health. Hot showers fuck that up.

eat for 2 days only celery, thank me later.
Name your son Belzebuhda

yes. athlete-tier genetics. environmental autism

Eat animal flesh
Cut out all excess sugars
Stay hydrated
Megadose on Zinc
Vitamin D
Lechtin
Freeball whenever you can
Drop your bodyfat levels down to 10-14%.
Take clomid. I hear that it can boost your sack gains as well.

HCG.

which kind of celery? cooked?

my natty test is 1177
I'll impregnate your wife in one shot or your money back

Raw

Squeeze a few onions for juice, mix with gentle moisturizer of choice. Massage your balls with it every evening for 3-4 weeks.

You're welcum, name your boy Otto Nielsen John

>my wife
>asking for a friend
Into cuck porn, I see

yeah only raw will had that effect.

ok, the white or the green kind?

I got a girl on birth control (prob missed her timings, but I lived with her and saw her take it daily) while on the god tier cumshot infographic.

The whole thing is legit.

this Kind, the green

Who the fuck cooks celery?

Post it plz

Sauce OP? Google reverse gave me nothing

Retain semen for a week before she ovulates, then blow in her. Nothing is going to up your sperm count more than this.

I try it once and it tastes like semen

Underrated

i eat them with peanut butter. I like it, but i maybe like semen too???

imgur.com/gallery/5UlJXwD
I did all this + copper to offset the zinc.

people making a traditional Italian Bolognese sauce, for one.

literally nofap and you will get more sperm

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OP if you're serious about this, try LSD. I'm not kidding. Do not engage in sexual activities for a couple of days and drop LSD with your wife (she doesn't need to). You'll feel like a fucking sex machine and your cum will be thick as fuck I can assure you.

I would suggest 75ug if it's your first time and read a lot about it before doing so. You can't never be fully prepared but I'm sure you'll have a good time, specially having sex with someone you love. The orgasms are ridiculous pleasant.

And no your son won't be retarded or some shit if she gets pregnant with your cum while on LSD, just clarifying. For best results complement with the other tips in this thread.

Couple of old wives over here

Dont megadose pls

I have this saved, maybe this might help.

KEK.

All you need is Clomid and HCG, those are the drugs doctors prescribe to help with fertility.

Careful though, you might end up with triplets

Copper dosage?

The actual window we can conceive is a lot smaller than many people think. Try some kind of NFP method like Creighton to help target the most fertile part of the woman's cycle.

creightonmodel.com

>Horny Goat
>Tribulus

If you do this OP you might as well just send me your money. It will give you the same effect.

>paying for something to impregnate your wife which only results in even larger sums that you have to spend for the next 2 decades or so

You know,you could just have sex with her on a daily basis

Fuck her a week after her period, boom! That’s all it takes! Just cum in her in her most fertile time for the highest chances. Or have her look into a period cycle app so she can track when her most fertile days are.

>t. A Man Who Is Illusive To Baby Making

Sperm stays alive for a long time after it gets in the vagina. Just do it all the time

Have sex around early afternoon. While test is highest in the morning seen levels are biggest around then. Having sex at night is a bad idea cause low test + low semen levels

>trying to impregnate my wife
>asking for a friend
OP confirmed cuck.

just have sex every day you low-test fuck.

Sleep naked

Ashwaganda

Activated celery

inject you and your wife with hcg

soy lecithin

dont do this, sunflower lecithin is superior in all ways and will help you mentally function better

Maca for both of you, lots of water, kegels for you to make sure you're shooting nice and deep, over the counter ovulation test kit to nail down the day of ovulation to a small 24-48 hour window before and 12-24 hours after ovulation where you fuck literally as much as possible. Also don't overthink it, literally just have fun with your wife. Emphasize how much you love her, how excited you are to make life with her, how much brighter the world is with her in it and how glad you are to be bringing more of her into through children. Tell her to imagine being pregnant, tell her to think about what it will feel like to look down on her childrens' faces and see her eyes and your smile. Do all that and you'll have a good experience.

Source: and oldfag father of three, starting on number four very soon. Best of luck user, your world is going to change for the harder, but for the better in every way.

the easiest thing to do is just wait long enough and your reserves will build up

Is she tracking her cycle so she knows when she's ovulating? If she isn't, it's going to take longer.

Enjoy buying school supplies, changing diapers, disciplining idiots, answering dumb questions over and over, losing sleep and gains, and wasting your youth. Not to mention the money loss.
>cucking yourself this hard lmao

Father of two here. First time wife got pregnant really quick but the second time took months. The time it finally took I had been taking Zinc + L-Arginine + L-Citrulline and doing hillsprints a few times a week to increase blood flow. Boners were diamond hard and cumshots were massive. The downside was that I was cumming in like 30 seconds, but the orgasms were crazy.