Canadian philosopher Dr. Brian Pronger has revealed through his research that male sports players are driven by GAY LUST. In his paper "Outta My Endzone: Sport and the Territorial Anus," Professor Pronger explains how men's sports are used as an outlet for homosexual desire among males who claim to be "straight". Does this describe you, /fitl/? You bash "soyboys," but at least many of them are ACTUALLY straight. How do you explain Professor Pronger's findings?
>The practice of competitive sport itself can have homoerotic dimensions: the contact of the playing field, the spectacle of the partially clad body, the steamy environment of the showers and locker room... I argued that men's sport allows men and boys to exclude women and girls from their all-male environments, permits them to play with each other's bodies, to surround themselves with naked men in the showers and locker cooms, to enjoy that all-male contact, without suffering the vilification that usually comes from the open acknowledgment and pursuit of masculine erotic contact, the stigma of "being homosexual."
>doesn’t understand male alliances >does correctly intuit warrior caste homo nature don’t know what to make of this faggot
Matthew Bell
Leafs are the worst people on this planet.
Evan Richardson
>another artsy fartsy (((research))) paper >literally no different than any feminist paper written on patriarchy and its interpretation where everything is misogynistic also >not a scientific paper
John James
>psychoanalysis
Looks like Brian Ponger never got into the high school sports team and is now executing his revenge of the nerds.
Charles Moore
(Inserts deflective homophobic comment)
in all seriousness banter with the boys is pretty fun, no homo.
Austin Harris
>findings Um, no sweetie, this is stuff he just made up.
Sports are more about thanatos than eros; this guy's a joke. Typical (((healthy-is-sick))) woo-woo
Gavin Wood
uc.utoronto.ca/brian-pronger You can't make this shit up. This guy has been publishing gay fanfiction since 1990. >"When not writing or teaching, Brian volunteers as a contributing editor for The Encyclopedia of Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Culture."
