Coworkers talking about sex

>coworkers talking about sex

If it's a woman and you're too dense to realize she's doing it on purpose, you deserve to stay a virgin. Chicks don't just randomly talk about sex without intent.

this. but be careful. shitting where you eat is a death wish and especially if you're an autist

>whats your favorite position user?

Just be judicious about it. Don't fuck the office bike but if the cute chick from marketing is into you it's probably worth it.

>hey user when did you lose your virginity?

That's not necessarily true. I know a girl who talks to me about it but she talks to other guys about it too. I doubt she's into all of us.

>8 years old to my uncle

That should kill the conversation

>what is a slut

>lost virginity at 17 to a complete fluke
>basically fucked a girl in a tent at summer camp
>1 second of benis in bagina before cumming all over her sleeping bag
>still a complete autist
>don't have sex for the next 5 years
>go to party at uni in spite of social anxiety
>play some truth or dare type game where you turn a card green or red side up depending on if a statement fits you
>statement: I've had sex with more than 1 partner
>...
>contemplate lying. These people are all chads and stacies, they'll think I'm a weirdo
>fuck it, turn red side up
>so does petite qt3.14
>shocked silence
>she timidly murmurs that she's a virgin
>this revelation derails the party and ends the game
>nobody even noticed me

close call