American athletes

>In Muttmerica these are athletes

what's up with the little guy at the front lol

is NFL adding in some new positions for midgets

they run through the linebackers legs while the offense is unsuspecting and sack the qb

Clearly these kids are in high school

>and sack the qb
Doubt it

>4'5
>makes the most of it

>people are 5'9 here and talk about killing themselves

New position
Every team will have their own "mole"

football was the predecessor for warriors in a world where a warrior class was no longer interweaved within every day life. It's a socially acceptable version of Military cosplay. Take the most brutish characters, strap armor on them, regiment their lives, and point them in a direction and tell them to take that spot 100 yards away or face ultimate obliteration (fucking losing a game). All the peoples of the land watch with bated breath, committing their entire sundays to witnessing every play(battle) and analyzing every movement of every player. Billions of dollars are spent to keep this complicated ruse afloat, even to the point of rendering these "gridiron warriors" in a near vegetative state after multiple TBI's, all to the sound of applause. Any disapproval of this game is met with a jingoistic scoff or a perplexed look of disbelief. Men get into heated arguments, sometimes even coming to blows over who is a better warrior (quarterback). And sadly(though some might see it as a ticket out), the poorest and least adept characters are the ones farmed out to become these dispensable warriors (high school football in an urban area).

TL;DR Football is a War simulator used to entertain citizens and generate massive revenue without the casualties of the population, kind of.

/fedora

Im just picturing the Cam Newton peewee football commercial

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