/nofap/

I relapsed again


How to stop

Chastity belt.
Give keys to mom.

Don't open porn tabs, don't look at sexy pictures. When you get an urge, use the energy and do pushups until failure, then take a cold shower

Be aware

Just stop touching your dick lol holy shit.

What if I have to pee?

HELP ME BROS I AM AT 4 TIMES IN JUST OVER 24 HOURS AFTER GOING 2 WEEKS
I want to an hero

You're pathetic. Cut off your dick and that's it

I forced myself to masturbate until my dick hurt too much to touch. After like 3 days the pain finally went away and I had 0 motivation to fap. That and I also forced myself to get oneitis for a movie character, kek. After a bit I forced myself to undo the oneitis (making myself realised she wasnt real) followed by a week or so of serious depression and walla, I have no desire to fap whatsoever

Saw or knife?

You have mental issues user.

Am I pathetic for failing or for even trying nofap in the first place

For FAILING. MEN DON'T FAIL

Don't hang around your computer when you're bored. That's when you're likely to masturbate.

There's this one hot webm on /gif/ where some teen girl is dildoing her asshole and while she's cumming she poops accidentally and you can see her asshole trying to close and her surprised face and everything

Yo... Link

Everyone fails at one point or another
What makes a man is getting back up and learning from your mistakes. Keep trying and don't quite on yourself

I relapsed as well user. COME ON user ME AND YOU WERE GONNA BEAT THIS THING

Made me not fap

Pee sitting down like a true alpha

this is pretty stupid desu

*sauce

Just think about your waifu when you want to masturbate. Unironicaly works for me. Nofap since jan 1

Day 17 im already contenplating to get an escort and fuck her all night.

That's like using a living fleshlight. Sex without relationships is destructive for pornlusting brain

No it isn't.
It's the first step to freedom and learning how to equate sexual pleasure with a partner and eventually a hopefully life long lover.

tv guy's nose isn't big enough

This is the most retarded thing I've ever seen.

The hook nose doesn't do the presenting, he does the directing and writes the script. Then he hires a mindless goyim and puppeteers him to manipulate the other goyims. Duh.

>not just doing the 7 day cycle

You guys are doing it wrong.

>he doesn't know about the superpowers

>Tfw just broke up with gf to do 90 day hard mode reboot
It sucks but it had to be done. PMO way of getting off has fucked me up and i still think of porn when i fuck.

Hold me bros ;_;