Normies and crypto stories

Lets hear them

>tell friend to buy ETH at $14. Calls me during ETH run to $400 and ask me how to buy ETH. Buys at $420.

>Give sister $100 worth of ETH (23 at the time) and tell her how to set up a wallet. Tell her this might be worth something in the future and to never ever forget the password. She forgets the password.

>Normie friends hit me up on FB asking how to make money off crypto. I tell them how to do it. "Oh, you need money to do this? I don't have any money."

>Bitcoin? Thats the thing drug dealers use right?

>BTC hits $1k. You should cash out. BTC hits $2k. You should cash that out. BTC hits $3k. You should cash that out.....

>"i bought one bitcoin package and love watching it grow"
>"i'd buy bitcoin but i don't have money for one btc"

>tell all my friends to buy BTC at $2700
>then again at $4k
>and again at $5k
>they finally buy at $7800
Why are normies so fucking retarded

I had to buy my entire family little packages of NEO on "loans" because they wouldn't listen to me the last couple of months

Today they're all "HEY GOOD THING I BOUGHT NEO"

fuck normies

Normie here. Lost like 0.9 last week, slowly trying to recover now.

>tell my friends to buy ANS at $5
>they do
I mean they've sold most of it by now but that's besides the point. I'm sorry your friends don't trust you anons

This thread makes me angery

You don't need money though, you can mine a cheap shitcoin and sell up. So e people have made mad money doing that

as if normies know what mining is