User....why do you still have your shirt on?

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>Cuckposters

i'd just flex a 'cep

That beach looks like garbage.
Also who is afraid of taking off their shirt on Veeky Forums? Is Veeky Forums full of fatties and dyel?
This thread is cancer.

I-I'm bulking

>implying my shirts don't disintegrate the second I step within 200m of a beach.

I take any and all opportinity to go shirtless you blind whore.

>takes it off wordlessly then avoids eye contact
i unironically would do this irl because i dont know anything better, im such a sperg. what is correct to do in this situation?

>he doesn't conceal carry up his ass

>Y-you f-first

Because I'm not on a warm damn beach, I'm in Finland in an apartment that should have it's windows re-insulated against winter.

Can i have sex with my shirt on?
In account to my psoriasis.

Because my physical form disgusts me. I am working to better it. I'll come back to the beach summer of 2019

What is the fucking point of this thread?
The chance of me ending up on a beach with a girl is literally negative, I won't ever get asked about this so there's literally no point in preparing an answer.

Because the lightning currently isnt optimal to show off my physique.
If we go to a room with downard lightning i will happily remove my shirt

Look at that Navel

that guy is jewish

Heh

>January
>Full bulk mode
>The shame

Because I want to age like Jared Leto

/me stares at this ayy lmao fetal alcohol syndrome lady

"You know, it's evening already, everybody is slowly leaving (see the guys down there? They've put their shirt on as well). I'm gonna have some aperitif before dining and I'd invite you as well, but it seems your mother did already a hell of a job"