That first dump of the day

>that first dump of the day

Why does a cup of coffee make me shit more than when i take a caffiene pill?

>tfw struggling with a chunky fire river
Never going to that thai place again.

Cause coffee has caffeine, it stimulates bowel movement.
And coffee is a hot liquid, so when it enters the body it promotes vasodilatation.

I have an anal fissure that won't heal and I'm too scared to go to the doctor. Every shit is torture.

Are you 80 year old? Literally shitlets all of you. It should come out in smooth, dry pieces, preferably no more than two separate chunks.

>who here comfy
1st dump=best dump
prove me wrong, pro-tip you can't

>that last dump of the day

How do I achieve no wipers? I've had a handful in my lifetime but I want every dump to be one.

I eat 16 servings of plants and only poop once a day. Sucks. I want to shit more.

PSYLLIUM HUSK FIBER NIGGA

Can I take it with protein shakes?

>having more than one dump a day

but I get blood on the paper by the end of wiping as it is

>tfw only shit every 3rd day

>last dump
How many do you have user?
I have 1 big 1 daily no more

Mah nigga

I don't see why not. I take it in pill form because metamucil powder is nasty.

>that second dump of the day

> That third dump of the day

>That brap you accidentally squeeze too hard, so it turns into the fourth dump of the day

ITT: brainlets