Day trade cryptocurrency and make tens of thousands a month

Groundbreaking technology is not a "scheme." Pic related. Horse and buggy companies called automobiles a "scheme" because they could never work on all the dirt and gravel roads, now giant infrastructure of pavement exists almost worldwide. Banks call Bitcoin a "scheme" because "hurr durr it's not physical money so it's not real." Call me in 20 years when every bank on the planet is trying to push their own crypto :D

This group in particular is only for cryptocurrency, the crypto market is EXTREMELY volatile in comparison to normal markets. One day you can be up 5000%, the next day CNBC has some fake news story about China banning bitcoin and you're down 2000%). This kind of climate makes it much more effective to make huge monetary gains in the short-term.

How much money would a new person need to invest?

I've gained a LOT from Veeky Forums. I was stuck on a brosplit for 3 years making some aesthetic gains, but no overall strength. The sticky and people here helped me a shitload over the past few years in my journey to become a buff shredded CHAD, just trying to give something back bruddah.

Where to start if I know next to nothing about bitcoin or trading?

Bitcoin, and crypto, isn't like traditional stocks, you can literally buy .0000001 of a bitcoin, so there is no barrier to entry. If you have $1, you can buy $1 worth of crypto and flip it into $10 by the end of the week, then $100 in 2 weeks, and $1000 in a month. So on and so forth.

Cryptobro here

This faggot is just shilling his shitty discord group so he can get invites and get free VIP bullshit. It's all pump and dump shit, which is fucking illegal.

Have fun getting shafted by the IRS and SEC cause you listened to some dipshit teenager on a Martian Ultrasonic Enthusiast pintrest.

Look up "Crypto Assets" on Amazon. Best book I've ever read for how to get into this game and understand the trends instead of investing blindly.

Oh fuck off, you got shat on yesterday when you posted this garbage. You faggots keep spamming your discords all over the boards and shill your garbage coins to pump and dump.
>m-muh technical analysis!
Cryptards are the most laughable “””investors””” of the century, you make the credit default swaps of 2008 look good.

Thanks, will check it out!

same thread as yesterday

some con-man trying to bait people into buying stock so he can pump and dump.

First of all, it's not a "pump n dump," those are groups who look for stocks with no real volume and pump insane volume into them within a 15 minute window to scam lower ranking members of their group into losing money. This is a legitimate trading group, we do technical analysis and buy short-long term stocks for the best chances at high profits.

Second, you're a moron talking about IRS and SEC. Literally go to google and search "is cryptocurrency regulated by the SEC." Nice try though pajeetboi ;D

>no screenshot of his bank balance
trading discords are pretty much scams, people advertise it in the hopes people will join and give THEM information, you're much better learning about underlying technologies and investing yourself rather than helping other people profit

Read and it's pretty obvious this isn't a pump n dump. Can any of you dispute the results of a single signal I posted here? Do you even know what a signal is? LMAO

What wallets allow people to sign up with minimal verification? I'm international. Bittrex is temporarily closed, and I opened a coinbase acct in 2014 and recently sold my crypto after they were asking people to verify with their passports.

>absolute state of nocoiners
Bro please open a telegram group. I'm a crypto hustler who wants to make it. What you described is my ideal lifestyle

hope you guys are being smart and don't something like pulling out 25-50+ percent of your profits and setting them aside in cash

There's LITERALLY no point of posting a screenshot of a bank account. Nobody here would believe me anyways, everyone would say it's photoshopped because literally it takes 2 seconds to edit the html of a website to say any number you want under "balance."

If you truly don't believe me, dispute any of the signals I've posted here, or better yet join the group and look at the hundreds of signals posted there and tell me they're inaccurate.

Just use the invite code to join the discord I posted in OP.

The best site currently which requires no verification is Kucoin. Use invite code 1cg72 to get a referral bonus on exchange fees.

...What are discords? How doyou join them? WHAT IS CRYPTO?! I feel like a brainlet about such stuff. And I'm a Physicsfag...

ok post your bank balance from the app in your phone, that'd take 10-15 minutes to edit so if you post within that timeframe it would be indisputable also
>this thing is a scam
>it's not a scam just fall for it and you'll find out
no thank you also just because people in the discord are right doesn't make it less of a scam, just makes it a successful one

>bein able to edit bank balance in 2 seconds
>come and trade with me

thx based IRS ill pass
>shillin this hard

Discord is a text/voice chat software. It used to be mainly used for gaming, but now pretty much every forum has their own "discord." Just download the software and run it, takes 2 seconds and is worth it in the long run.

discord is a cancerous piece of communication software that spies on you, you shouldn't especially not this one, it's like a currency but without a bank

Honestly just ignore them user. Crypto has made big news lately with the gains, but it’s far too late to make any serious profit out of investing in it. You’re far better off investing in actual securities in a market that protects you from getting scammed by people like OP.

Man discord has a lot of security issues. I don't use it and I suggest you guys don't as well

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>If you have $1, you can buy $1 worth of crypto and flip it into $10 by the end of the week, then $100 in 2 weeks
With that logic it should only take 9 weeks to go from one dollar to a billion.
Why aren't you a billionaire yet, user?

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SAUCE NAO

what does a pyramid scheme have to do with fitness?

can't remember her IG for the life of me sorry bruddah :/. Will keep looking for it and update you if I find it.

The only person you help is the OP. He's not some genius posting TA. He's just a faggot.

There is only one person in the group that posts TA, so have fun gambling on made up internet money on the advice of a total stranger.

Up 6,500% on my crypto though, so fuck me right?

You had one fucking job fellow porn-addict...

Anyway, looks like you pulled these from a shoutout profile, maybe you remember that one??

I know a CHAD IRL and he was never really very smart. Very tall, good looking, buff as fuck but definitely not smart. He has been hooked into get rich quick schemes before.

Anyway recently he's been going on about cryptocurrencies and how they are the next step in human evolution, how they will solve all poverty and hunger in the world and goes on long rambling sessions when no one around him cares.

>we easily make 10x the yearly salary of any computer programmer working for a crypto company.
Holy kek no.
If you're anything like those faggots on Veeky Forums your portfolio isn't even or struggles to reach 6 figures

>the chad crypto
>the virgin goyim too smart for you

We are all at the mercy of a great tide—fate, or whatever you wish to call it—and we all disappear in the end, our lives spent, never even knowing who we were. In life, unrelated to one's social standing or class as determined by man, there are some people who, by nature, are keys that set the world in motion. They are the true elite, as dictated by the golden rule of the universe.

>hey guys do this thing that will make you no money so I make more money lmao

filename on this 1

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Not the same girl but thanks anyway shes pretty god tier too

This all seems like you're trying to get people to invest in the things you are telling them too though it doesn't seem like we don't get anything ,I really have to get off my ass and learn how trading works anyway how could I do that ,what should I read?

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yeah, she's much better imo. her ass is from the gym not the surgery table.

I replied to some guy earlier, the best book for getting into this game is "Cryptoassets" on Amazon.

Because it’s a scam. It’s piss easy to do actual trading on an actual market like the stock exchange; give a kid 50 bucks and a phone with Robinhood on it and they’d understand the basic fundamentals without worrying about money vanishing due to the lack of security in the crypto market

Hey guys, I'm ready to throw my life savings into a negative sum asset. Which one should I choose?

You sure first girl has fake ass? I always assumed women go for fake boobs first but she's totally flat

This one seems like an annoying anti-trump sjw, but I would throatfuck her for hours

I'm looking for something for a begginer that I can read on the internet

Maybe in the 90's, in the modern age girls only care about having a phat ass. The only thing that leads to me believe it's fake is the crease in the lower-right of the pic on the right. I could be totally off-base, I really need to find her page again and investigate further.

/biz

fuck off with your shilling. Start a blog and lets see how your calls stack up over the long term.

Hmm, honestly idk how much free material there is. I would start getting involved in a lot of subreddits like cryptocurrency and cryptomarkets and just follow the markets and go from there.

I bet boob jobs are still far more prevalent

I'd rather assume shoop

All you have to do is join the discord and navigate to "signal-results" channel. Every single signal ever done is on there, and you can review the results for yourself. Until you do that, shoo shoo.

That's true because so many people got them back in the day, but nowadays with the Kardashians influencing a majority of the world teenagers, ass-jobs will be the much more popular wave of the future.

First it was Pam Anderson who influenced the world with boob jobs, now it's Kim and the manly looking one and the other little Kardashian with the big fake asses influencing the planet.

>implying the option to refuse a bogdanoff call even exists

Don’t listen to retard OP, you’ll slip up eventually and lose all your money. Just buy a sizeable amount, as much as you can afford, and leave it for a year or two. Chad doesn’t give a fuck about market trends because he’s confident that his investment will go 100x if he waits long enough.

ahhh true true lmaooo.