Post your greatest weakness

oh you fucking retard.

Ditching that game was the best thing,I have done in terms of time investment.
Fuck that game bro.

craft beer is for men who exhibit no sort of true masculinity, so to compensate drink beer objectively worse than what other men drink to emulate a form of psuedo-toughness.
dude who said buy a juul was right. i bought one. eventually stopped using it. haven't had a cig in 4 months.

Literally uninstall. One of the greatest decisions I made when I started to get my shit together. Made me realize how much of a time waste it is.

>Now I can't get into any video games tho :^ )

Sugary things in general, but this motherfucker is my true weakness. I might treat myself soon as I haven't had it in probably a year.

>Learn to make your own bean burritos.
Fuck, I didn't even specify which menu item was my vice.

The internet.

Sounds like youre an autistic fuckin tard who doesnt have great control of their emotions

honestly man, you might consider going to counseling or seeing a therapist. it sounds like you're probably suffering from some kind of anxiety or depression that's preventing you from interacting with real people.

have you tried coke zero, man? it's actually pretty good, unlike other diet sodas.

vydia. i dont think i can ever get away from it.

I have, and I can't stand it. I'd rather just not drink any soda at all, since I feel better off it anyway. I've been doing great for over a year not getting soda at restaurants and stuff, which is the main time I drink it. Don't keep any in the house, either. My best friends get 44 and 64 oz refills daily, and when I hang out with them, I just sit in the car while they go inside to get their sodas. Had two cans of code red over the weekend, but other than that, I'm clean. I'll get there.

idk if its changed in whatever market you're in, but here we can only get *coke zero sugar* now which is very inferior to original coke zero. its so bad that i've transitioned to drinking plain water. not a bad thing all in all.

true that. It's possible to manage without pc, but they make work and studying so much easier. So even when you decide that you'll stay away from the pc, sometimes you are "forced" to come back to it.

I had 6 months period where I would stop playing and I became a better person just by stopping video games
Okay mom

Alcohol.

Once every few weeks I'll binge for a night but other than that I stay away.

in what way did you became a better person?

holy shit so much this

quit a long time ago, but was 2.3k rated back in Season 2 before divisions came out

too bad i was only like 13-14, could probably had went pro

but damn i fucked shit up

I have no problem with this. Depending on your age, this is almost required to be in the top social tier. every few weeks is not bad for you. the social gains outweigh the health effects.

Well it was until I quit.
For some reason last time I quit there was not withdrawal symptoms or cravings, so I feel like I should stay off it in case I fall back into hopeless addict mode.
Weird because I've quit before and it was hellish.
Still drink on special occasions

It's mega fucking autistic to get temper tantrums over games like that no matter what you say. I've played 4k hours of dota and I never even considered breaking any of my equipment. That's fucking autistic to do. Sure I got fucking pissed yelled a lot (never with mic on because I know being a fucking faggot to teammates won't do shit) and had a shit time, but never violent outbursts. Not even gonna say "get help bruv xd" just fucking quit the damn game.

I cannot help myself around a massive pair of tits. I have throw away obligations, friendships and even compromised things with my family over them. I am truly ashamed
>pic related

Idk man. Had more time for myself and I made good use of it. Instead of spending 8hrs playing league I'd work out, work around the house, go out with friends, learn something new. When I would play league I would get fucking pissed because everyone is shit besides me and then I lose my mind and lash out on people around me. I just got a lot more time work on myself and better myself. And I started sleeping properly and regularly.

Five years. Hasn't gotten fucking better either. Longest nofap I've done is 2 weeks. I'm drained. But to be fair, I tend to underestimate how shitty it feels after I finish. It's always remorse, every time, but I have nothing else going on in my life worth abstaining for.

can you post more

Im a very controlled person in general. Take my word for it. If there is a person that won't act out on an impulse and stays calm it's me and everyone around me knows it, but I just have a few things that trigger my autism particles and when I'm home and no one is around I let me anger flow because if I keep it in I'll get a seizure.

Other triggers include:
>People/children/women screaming
>Any sort of lag, tv static
>Bugs flying near my head (musqitos especially)
>Pussified (((((men)))))

Lol everyones shit at the game but me fucking probably bronze

Sounds like literal fucking autism you know what user im not gonna take your word on it and say your full of fucking shit

Thoughts of my ex

Me being actually weak. So far only OHP is checked from 1/2/3/4

Lmao fucking retards who cant control their emotions.

I bet you were bronze or silver. maybe gold at best despite getting angry. You type of people make me sick, how do you think you get better at the game? jumping into an autistic rage every time you die or calmly thinking about what you did wrong?

>T. Played for 3 years on and off, hit plat 2 last season and diamond 5 preseason

i fucking love sweet shit, oreos, cupcakes, cake. gimme it all.

i havent fapped in 18 days, and on my diet i find it easy to give up soda, i find it easy to give up bread and milk... but id be lying if i said i wasn't thinking about dem cupcakes all day

Same. It sucks cause my friends are great and one of them will make me sugar cookies a lot of the time

> drinking coke zero
> calling someone else a fag

pick 1

this

my brothers would play dark souls and fucking suck at it, they threw an autistic rage everytime they died, one of them threw a fucking glass bottle at me while REEEing just because i walked by, and it shattered on the floor

i hate autists

youtube.com/watch?v=ZN8AmBgCsVI

I have a brother that plays it. He's 21 now and a highschool dropout. He does not have a job, and is trying to graduate highschool but cuts classes like he's 16 years old and tries to hide it from his mom. He has literally zero friends and he is even scared to order fast food when needed. He is a very toxic person too. He used to physically abuse me when I was younger.
I on the other hand, 18, work, about to go to college, buff as fuck, good friends..etc I tried to help him a lot.

Ditch that game, I don't play it, but I know it's bad. At least you haven't fucked up like my brother, so you're good.

Probably gonna go to dorm for a couple of years so I get a break from this retard.

Your greatest weakness is Veeky Forums!

>those new $1 stacks
Thank God they rolled those out during bulking season
Actually a great value considering how calorie-dense and delicious they are as long as you avoid the delicious Baja Blast
>tfw enjoy a nicotine bump in the morning but hate how bad even one cig makes me smell for the rest of the day
They get expensive fast too. I don't know how people can smoke a pack a day or crazy numbers like that, pack of Spirits is $8 where I live and I know they're insanely expensive outside Burgerland

My weakness is Froot loops. Bag, box, you name it. Once I get a hold of them I can't stop eating. I ate an entire 0.5lb bag today

>the top social tier

American psycho detected

Yeah coke is a big problem for me too. I drink grapefruit flavored Perrier whenever I crave one.

Ow man, chips and chocolate. The salty chips taste so amazing, and then the sweet chocolaty flavour of the chocolate is heavenly, until it's too much and you take some more chips to get back to that salty sensation. This goes on and on till every piece of chocolate and chips is gone.

I hit d1 in season 3 and I've been high diamond - master ever since

quitting smoking is so fucking easy pal. pick a date and quit cold turkey. after like a week it's a done deal as long as you don't smoke.

coke zero is nu-male tier.

craft beer is an abomination of humanity.
if I ever catch you putting rose petals, aloe vera and lime juice into beer, I will murder you on the spot, not even joking.

my biggest weakness would either be pick related (that very bar, peanuts and caramel)
or probably more likely getting shitfaced every other weekend.

I spend a ridiculous amount of time here. Probably around 80% of time spent on the internet is on this board

croissant filled with smoked cheese
that shit is so fucking great

>caring this much about what other people put in their own beer

This so much. Internet has become my default mode of being when I have free time.

Carbs

He's just insecure about stuff, so he has to label things "manly" and "unmanly" in an attempt to justify himself.
"REAL MEN™" drink what they like and don't care about what some insecure faggot says on an anime imageboard.

>projection and straw man in one post
nice one.
he's probably just a krautist though.

that's literally autism you fucking sperglord

I'm slowly coming to realize how much porn I watch. I know it's unhealthy but quitting has only gotten harder with how good blender artists have gotten. We gotta stay strong dood

>muh logical fallacies
Fuck off cunt

WOW you and you gay craftbeer,
i guess you cant even tell the difference between a pilsener and your craftbeer piss when you taste it blind, what a pathetic and clownish hobby you pathetic manboobchild

this fucking website
i can't imagine what I would be like if it weren't for my first visit in 2009

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This lads, I feel so shit after relapsing yet in the moment I still do it, I haven't gone more than a week on no fap/no cum. I have this bovine I used to see when my libido overtook me but I've been trying to shake her and hate myself everytime I go back

Porn and this, I've beat addictions to benzos, amphetamines, weed, cigs, cs:go, binging shows, and even the one I'm most ashamed to admit, plebbit. Only porn/fapping and this hellhole remain but I will overcome my addictive personality lads.

ad hominem

>being upset this much when someone calls your soyboy hobby out
here have a soy craft beer to calm down. But none for tyrese, your wife will get really angry if you give alcohol to her underage son.

Fuck sake lads, this.

It's never good to dwell on the past but goddamn this place is a soul sucking trap. I can actually remember when I first visited /b/ back in 2011 or so. Back then I had friends, went out pretty regularly, had pretty regular chances with girls at school and generally felt more connected to people around me.

>tfw I don't have something I cheat with I simply have a shitty diet due to my mum getting rid of anything I didn't enjoy eating as a child
I basically live off potatoes fuck sake. No variety at all in my diet.

that's on you for letting some anonymous people on the internet get under your skin that much.
hell, I bet half aren't actually real people.

Chubby women. I have to stop myself from staring their bodies for more than few minutes.
>tfw American
It is both paradise and curse for me.

well you are an adult now who is responsible for their own choices.
don't blame your mom for not getting your shit together.

So you're a fag for cocks?

Same, doesn't help my grandma comes over and cooks cakes like every other day

ad hominem

note the colour

Too true bro, the shit thing is you can't even make mates from this shithole to interact with irl and share common interests with so you slowly become more and more socially isolated as you get entrenched in the memes

So you like black cocks?

all the blacked/incest videos drive me away, but yet I can't stop trying to dig for gems on this site.

Dr. Pepper also fucks me up

I blame my mother for developing my palette to be the disaster that it is. Of course I'm working on fixing it, but formative years are formative for a reason.

not him, but you are a quick thinker, I can tell.
>inb4 t-thanks

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Homo

I love jacking off to blacked while i say to myself "fuck racism". How pathetic self hating is that? Is it a mental illness being able to get off to being humiliated and cucked?

>homo
erectus
lmao

you're a bit racist mate.

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oh no. not broccoli!

Same senpai, especially all the public agent vids

milk chocolate will get you every time

y-you too

>tfw when addicted to porn
>looking for good videos every night
>see blacked videos appear 2 years ago and become very popular
>thatsfuckedup.jpg
>learn about the """directors"""
>noporn becomes a moral crusade
>its hard
>have not watched any man/woman porn in 6 months
>have not watched any solo girl videos in 2 months
>occasionally masturbating with no stimulus, getting easier.
>when struggling to get hard, a few pics of a girl are enough to push me over

We are all gonna make it bros.

Do you like the old Cadbury's, or the New Cadbury's?
> inb4 whats the difference
Old was more creamy, less sugary. New is opposite.

Isn't that the point of bbc porn? Isn't it marked for the racists and leftists who feel superior to blacks?

I haven't really had a lot in the last 2 years so I haven't noticed anything, but maybe it hasn't changed here in Australia.