Penis enlargement

Does jelqing work?

No, and everyone who disagrees are delusional. Including the people in those penis enlargement forums. It's all bullshit and you will believe it too until you try it yours and are sane enough to not lie to yourself anymore.

Have you tried it? Or are you happy with your dick?

Bullshit, it just takes longer than people are willing to admit. Pressing the ruler hard I could barely reach 15 a few years ago, now I can reach 18, there is no way 3cm or over an inch is somehow in my head. When I reached 16,5 I thought maybe my boner quality just improved but now it's just undeniable that I have gained size.

>I couldn't put in the work to do it properly so everyone else must be delusional

Some OG methodology is starting and ending exercises with warm, wet compresses.

It's plausible that it's a mechanism for increasing penis size through getting laid; but Kegels are factoring pretty well into sizability it seems. 30s full-locking is helpful.

OFFICIAL penis size chart:
8> inches: pathetic.
9 inches: average
10 inches: decent
11< inches: excellent

nope.
you're a dicklet for life.

yes

I was born at maybe 6.5x5 obviously already above average and have been using a bathmate and helping inconsistently as fuck and I’m 8x6 now

I made my gains on an actual routine now I barely do any and I’m still 8x6 and my fiancé loves my cock, cums at least 2 or 3 times from my dick alone before I do

also I’m 5’6 so eat shit lanklets

>pic related

the penis is an organ not a muscle, just remember that when you start tinkering with it. it doesn t just grow like a bicep. I m sure you could stretch just like any organ but does it keep its girth? theoretically it make no sense that it would, no new tissue is forming. anyone planning to do this should keep track of girth not just length.

>Be skinny lanket
>Dick is barely 15cm and I fucking hate it
>start Working out
>Feeling like an actual man after a while
>Face looking bulkier and manlier
>Confidence and happiness skyrockets
>Measure dick 4 months ago after some stupid thread triggered me
>It's 16.5cm and 17cm on a good day with 14cm girth
>Don't know how or what happened
>Can't complain

I'm 21 btw

now post your fiance's face so we can laugh

Yeah it works. You will gain a half inch quickly from ligament stretching. Actual tunica plastic deformation and gains from that will take a few months and you can´t realistlically hope to gain more than 1 inch over a couple years.

Girth gains are more significant.

>17cm
but it's still small?

>6.5x5
>above average
LMAO, dicklet. did your gf tell you that to make you feel better about yourself?

eat shit faggot not everyone on this website is an inbred loser
Kill yourself

what if i cover my penis and balls with HGH patches?
have anyone tried it?
i want hentai-sized balls

New tissue does form, just look at people who stretch their ears, when they god huge loops there is way more tissue than there originally was. Same principle applied for foreskin restoration. The penis is more complex but all tissues in the penis have capacity to stretch by new tissue formation. I have even read a paper discussing this. Some people have semi or permanent boners through various kinds of disorders and their penis grows huge. You can find case studies on this.

kek, just what i thought

I'm not a virgin anymore so I don't get triggered by these posts like I used to before I actually had sex. Nice try tho.

Maximum delusion

>how DARE you think my sub-average girl is ugly!!
cope baby

I’m not posting anymore pics of her retard you can stop fishing

Guys Im gonna post something here that is true and I hope you´ll believe me. Im 32, good looking and succesful and Ive slept with about 120 women in my life.

I have a 21cm non-bone-pressed dick. That´s 8 inches or so. If I press down to the pubic bone that´s 9, I´m not sure which measurement people use.

Reason I´m telling you all this is because, I don´t know who the fuck invented the huge cock myth but I assure you it´s just a myth. I´ve NEVER had a woman orgasm uncontrollably just from slipping my dick in They didn´t skip a breath or a beat or anything of the sort. Their eyes didn´t roll back, they didn´t see Jesus. Ive had plenty of bad sex in my life, for the same reasons as you guys mightve had: I was drunk, or laazy, or tired, os just not into it, or there was no chemistry and our rhythms didnt match. Best sex of my life was with the women Ive loved, and two other ridiculously beautiful women with perfect bodies who were very giving.

I am sure, absolutely fucking positive, that there´s NOTHING I can do that a guy with a 5.5 or 6 inch dick can´t do, except maybe poke them and cause pain in doggystyle and with their legs over my shoulders. You know what I need to do then? Lean forward so my entire dick doesnt go in and I can plow them safely.

Look, I´m not bullshitting you guys. Straight up, being handsome helps, being rich has helped too. Being fit and having stamina DEFINITELY helps. Dick size between 5-8 is pretty much as big a factor as the creatine you take when you work out. Stamina, rhythm, having the moves, that´s the real shit right there. I had to learn how to fuck, like all of you guys, in order to give them pleasure. This fuckstick here by itself does nothing, except hurt a jaw when they suck it, and serve as eye candy and bragging rights for them to their other female friends... who when I fuck, I also realize that my dick size doesn´t mean much.

This here is real and I hope you listen, cause this issue doesn´t require worry.

I'll just try it. It can only do good, right?

You'll damage your dick retard

no one wants pics of a man-jawed bitch, lad

ive seen this pic before hmmm

Pretty inspiring pasta

yea I’ve posted it once before Still going?

you keep (You)ing me, which shows how insecure you are about her looks lol.
don't blame you, la

aint pasta dude, it´s for real. im telling you my experience and i hope to fuck you guys waste your energy making money or hitting the gym because that is SO much more important for pussy

and what are you doing?

face it, my dick is bigger than yours, my girl is hotter than your nonexistent one, and my body is probably better

and I’m probably shorter than you

>be skinny
>9.5 inches of thick hard lovin
>grt fat
>8 onna good day
>start workin out again
>8.4
Getting the dong back

who are you trying to convince, you or me?
poor la

I'm not doing it for pussy man, only have one in my life and she's pretty satisfied with my dick (I think). I'm doing it because everytime I look down I wanna kill myself because of it's size. Maybe there's something else wrong with me, but I think a bigger dick would definitely help me feel more confident.

Yeah but that´s neurotic behavior, it´s better to fix it than to dwell in it. Dude, look, if you were a dwarf I´d be telling you " it sucks, deal with it, society is broken and you have no choice". But my experience with dick size tells that for you the issue is that it DOESNT suck, society is fine and you gotta talk to a shrink instead of tugging on your dick. Dick tugging works, too, I gained a half inch from it back in 2004 when I tried it, but dude, honestly just talk to a shrink and sort yourself out and get healthier. It makes more sense

whatever mongloid I’m done

here have a pic of my body to beat your dick too since you obviously don’t have a girl

this place is seriously filled with beta kunts now

>5'6
>not beta
laff'd

Alright, Thanks for your passionate advice, first time experiencing that from this site. I'm already seeing a shrink but thanks for the advice anyway. You're a good person, user

dude, go show off in another thread but mine

can you even reach that light switch lad

kys twink

that's what the knife is for

>7 inch dick
>5.5 inch girth
>have literally caused pain to bitches before and they tell me not to go so deep
>porn and the internet still makes me self conscious

6" length
5.5" girth
this is optimal unless you're insecure

Congrats on your achievements, but stop being a salty manlet please you give us all a terrible name

Why does everyone on Veeky Forums have a giant cock.

Selection bias + liars. Guys with giant dicks are much, much, much more likely to share their stats. Some guys are plain liars though.

huh much appreciated user. How did you reach ur success btw?

Lmao are you 4'11 or some shit

>these are actually my stats
>no complaints
Granted, I have a low bf% and a thin waist so it looks bigger. And I'm only 5'10", which is practically asian-american tier now. Or else the gook at my uni are taking some height growth hormones.

>5'11 with an 8x6
The awe factor makes me okay with my height.

ask me anything

Is 8"x6" the new 7"x5.5", why are the studies so far away from the truth. Every other guy is 8" and over.

You probably lost weight.

This is true, I have a pretty good face and body to the point where woman really pay attention to me however my dick is only 5.5. I've slept with more than 2 dozen woman or so and every single one usually did not give two shits about my dick size and I was able to fuck em pretty easily although anyone who's kinda large does make it hard because of access and distance.

Also, out of all those woman, none of them are memorable except for maybe a few that really "loved' me, why? Because there was a connection there. Plain hookups are a fucking joke, masturbating is actually better in some cases.

tl;dr, sex sucks unless you love the person or have a connection, in which case they also most likely feel the same which means your dick size is irrelevant.

Natty? Be honest.

>size does matter
>pic is a thumbnail
very nice

post face.
block out eyes if need be

wow you sound like a huge faggot

read the alligator mouth from left to right dipshit

If you say so

Insightful post. Thanks bro.

No, I have gained weight. Used to be 65kg, I'm 82 today. I started helming again about 4 months ago and in the last 2 I have gained 0.5cm putting me at a solid 18 cm. It has taken me in total probably 2 solid years of consistent jelqing but it has been worth it.

what's your routine?
where can I read up?
isn't it dangerous?
provide some info, bro plz

Pretty fucked how genetics just gave me 21cm for free from the get go.

Not the same user but i've seen a lot of info about penis enlargement in a site called Thundersplace

Size?

when I am really, fully hard, as in inside a girl and about to cum around 16-17 cm.
Nothing huge.
Ex gf (white) complained when legs were about my shoulders that it's too deep if I go balls deep.
She was really tiny tho.

what's an effective way to measure your dick w/o a ruler?

something you know how long it is.
normed things. like a CD

There were a few webms over at /gif/ showing women measuring their depths and most of them reached around 13-15cm, so yeah.

Kinda related to the thread, and I suppose you guys know this shit better than the rest of Veeky Forums:

Friday I'm gonna fuck a random slut. What is recommended? Already gonna eat pineapple thursday, and perhaps fap 24~48 hours before

yeah, but I am pretty sure being lubricated and continuously pounded, a pussy stretches out a big during sex.
Also, other girls never complained.

hypothetically if jelqing results in dick gains would a bathmate yield the same gains?
jelqing seems like a hassel and quite frankly i dont know how to do it and i dont have a routine.
so a bathmate would seem more ideal

Bathmate is all temporary gains. Jelqing is permanent length gains and temporary girth gains. Both can break your dick.

You look underage

>6.2x5

Honestly can't complain. Man has to work with the tools he has. I could have 3 inches of length or even worse a pencil dick.

Also, jelqing sorta works for soft length if you want a decent bulge. But the best thing you can do for your dick is having good cardiovascular health and taking ice baths.

Had to do it that way to make it so Veeky Forums doesn't put greentext there

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>Already gonna eat pineapple thursday
Eat pineapple and stay super hydrated this entire week my dude.

Also
(1) L-Arginine, 1000mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1000mg
(2) Zinc, 50mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 50mg
(3) Pygeum, 100mg Strength, Taken 2 times daily = 200mg
(4) Lecithin, 1200mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1200mg

All this just to fuck
What the hell

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If I loose weight will i get dick gains?

>or even worse a pencil dick.
>5" girth
what exactly did you mean by this?

>6.8 length
>4.75 girth
how to escape pencil dick mode lads?

I used to have a 4 incher but now I have a girthy 6 inches. Of all the penis enlargement techniques, in my experience, I have found that the most effective is if you don't reply to this post, I will steal an inch off your penis.

>dub dubs
checked

Also, hands off the cock pal.

>have 7.1x6
>actually painful for me to stick my dick in most girls

most likely yes. This is also the main reason I want to lose weight, I could probably gain 0.75"

no
dick size is determined by androgen levels during puberty

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This is actually true. I have a completely average 5 inch dick, have had sex with 58 women, and none have complained or shown a lack of interest.

Many become what I like to call "repeat offenders." As long as you're not like 3 inches and know how to bang well, in different positions, for at least 15-20 mins, you're fine.

Another plus, actually being able to be deepthroated. Shit's cash man. Can't do that with your soda can 9-incher.

The Authentic Ancient Greek's Penis Size Preference Chart

>bragging rights for them to their other female friends... who when I fuck
But see this is the part that I am envious about, because I'm also lazy

when will they learn?

jeez

>actually being able to be deepthroated. Shit's cash man. Can't do that with your soda can 9-incher.
fuck you...

lol wut does that pic even mean