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>go to a boxing gym
>learn how to box
wasnt so hard now was it?

>Find a manager
Done, you can now call yourself a pro boxer.

How do I do this?
Been doing this for the past 10 years...

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Book a professional fight and win.

DUDE
LIKE HOW?
I HAVE A BOXING TRAINER
I TRAIN BOXING
I DID SOME AMATEURS
HOW DO I GET A PRO FIGHT?

Holy shit pornstar tier titties right there boyo

don't you think your boxing trainer would be a better person to ask than the fitness section of an alaskan malamute grooming and training forum?

I have no fucking clue!! HE'S MEXICAN!!
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look man i want more ok heres my advice hit em and dont get hit

DON'T GET HIT IS GOOD ADVICE

>mfw theres a chance i have a daughter some day

>mfw there's no chance of me getting a girl to have a family with me

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Do this kenshin.wikia.com/wiki/Futae_no_Kiwami

I know it sounds physically impossible, like it was made up by a Japanese soyboy who has never punched anything, but I believe in you my man.

You couldn't cut it.

boxing is trash, totally unrealistic combat scenario, do it only if you enjoy brain damage

What's the best martial art to prepare yourself for a realistic combat scenario then?
>inb4 "hur just buy a gun", "kick people in the balls"

Boxing + minimal takedown defense is sufficient to deal with 98% of people. Most people have zero chin and go down in one punch.

>that picture

holy shit, I completely forgot about them. Are they better? What happened?

>this is how girls dress to parties in america
what in the actual fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=ObhAgDpPEZ0
>Mike Tyson's wonderful day of training

Daily Regime (7 days a week):
5am: get up and go for a 3 mile jog
6am: come back home shower and go back to bed (great workout for those huge legs of his)
10am wake up: eat oatmeal
12pm: do ring work (10 rounds of sparring)
2pm: have another meal (steak and pasta with fruit juice drink)
3pm: more ring work and 60 mins on the exercise bike (again working those huge legs for endurance)
5pm: 2000 sit-ups; 500-800 dips; 500 press-ups; 500 shrugs with a 30kg barbell and 10 mins of neck exercises
7pm: steak and pasta meal again with fruit juice (orange i think it was)
8pm: another 30 minutes on the exercise bike
then watch TV and then go to bed.

Before jogging in the morning he did a lot of stretching followed by 10 jumps onto boxes and 10 bursts of sprints, then he went jogging.
At 12pm he sparred.
At 3pm he did focus mitt work or heavy bag work inside the ring. He warmed up for all ring work with light exercises such as skipping or shadow boxing or speed ball.
At 5pm Tyson did 10 quick circuits, each circuit consisting of: 200 sit-ups, then 25-40 dips, then 50 press-ups, then 25-40 dips, then 50 shrugs, followed by 10 mins of neck work on the floor.

wrestling or judo because every street fight turns into a shoving match eventually
against 98% of people boxing would be enough but in the gym you are against other boxers so enjoy your dementia by the time you're 30

>judo
youtu.be/w84H1S2SPgw?t=59

God i wish i was american.

google 'boxing managers'
pay them money to get on a pro card

this is a rave and yeah this is nothing lingerie parties in HS with thousands of dollars of coke and booze

i bet the one on the right is only there to cock block

if I ever found my daughter taking pics like this I would dump her in Amish territory

All he has to do is get his head in the game.

too be fair ,modern sport judo has become kind of a shit show.

I've already had 3 pretty serious concussions so I go out and hit the bag in my shed
No training but it's common sense figuring what works and doesn't
The "boxers" on here will say it's pointless but that's only to justify their pointless coach I can definitely throw harder punches and move better than I could

>I have no fucking clue!! HE'S MEXICAN!!
I'm sure he speaks english though right?

Hit the one in the middle