Tinder bread

Roll for response.
Also what will you be training today?

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This one’s bretty good looking. But she had the WE WUZ attitude.

is that eggman?

Nah just an Irish dyke I guess

just ask for sex bro. Be confident

Thank you for calling me cute darling. I swiped right because, honestly your pictures brightened up my day, I can't stop thinking about how beautiful and angelic you'd look in a wedding dress.

Sup girl, you ever bang an Olympic lifter before?

Lmao if only you got dubs

I just want to shitpost

rolling for: let me tongue punch your fart box

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KEK

meis sides

now let me put my devil in you

kek good one, FAGGOT.

took me a sec
its good

shits older than the internet boys

You damn well know I'm fucking around here. It's tinder, hook me up with your # and we can slap our pelvises together for a while and never see eachother again.

its on a fucking smartphone how can it be older than the internet you fucking shit

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Which one?

It says dildo

Lmao quick come back

ok slow it down, suck my dick

She wants your deacan bro

no im techincally retarded

eggplant emoji

kek

I've heard that a couple times (;

Do you, or do you not, subscribe to the belief that Jesus was a gray alien?

thanks you to

Gonna get em' while they're hot.

kek rolling for this

you're a big guy

henry ROLLINS

just like my dick

heh

user, do

I want to have sex with you whilst doing my best Borat impersonation. I have the wig too.

Roll

send me a picture of your cute butt ;)

lets smash

are you nice

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Damn you're smooth, I'd fuck you

dm me a pic of your rack haha

Send me a picture of your boobs and I'll send you a picture of mine

I am a straight forward guy, nothing to hide. I have a relatively small penis erect so I employ this technique called 'jelqing' when I get semi hard and kind of massage my cock up and down, and apparently it makes it bigger after a long period of time. What about you?

It's more fun when they are asleep, honestly.

Lmao winrar

get to wakin this dick up, #?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

I once looked at a black guys dick and was impressed with how large it was

He did it! The absolute madman!

more people should post tinder stories man.
I like these

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Look at the chick he did it with.

She's like a 6/10 if you're feeling generous.

niqqa this was dubs

Its okay I don't use a condom and other than that I don't leave any evidence

Don’t forget this one lads.

Now post an Aziz Ansari gif from parks and rek where he does that stupid face, kek

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you lookin for the white dick

holy fuck just date her dude what are you doing shes got a pretty good sense of humor

Do you think Turkey should stop officially denying the Armenian genocide?

Follow-up question, do you like Minecraft?

you can help with mine

You can have mine

1st reply
I'll probably get arrested at this rate, this is my actual tinder
Which one?

I’m mixed race
I have a gf

No cock? Shame

kek

your vagina isn't where i'll be sticking it

BITCH YOU DIDN'T DO MINE

youtube.com/watch?v=2XyOe822mnU
When he does this it just cracks me up. I tried uploading gif but I didn't connect or something. But you get the idea

>I’m mixed race
so?

u wot cunt

oh nevermind im retarded also whats wrong with this bitch

Oh... We can still be friends I think

Even with vaginal brushing, you can't prove that it wasn't consensual sex.
NO, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS
THIS CONVO ISN'T OVER UNTIL I SAY IT IS

Also, this isn't real, you aren't talking to me. I'm posting this conversation on an imageboard. Every reply on my post is associated with a number, and any post who's number ends in any same two numbers (known as "dubs") gets to choose what I say next.

user do
Check 'em. Deliver, you nigger.

hey are you hiv positive even if not i feel fine pozzing your dog ass

do

dohohoho

Here have this shitty edit

She's probably a channer herself judging by the bad dragon shit

Ok, what now Veeky Forums?

let me boat those funbags

you fucking cuck

Lie in? Wtf does that even mean?

lmao

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Neet staying in bed

4 u

Too obvious user

Can’t give the white dick if I don’t look white.