Snapchat

>Snapchat
>didn't get injured

>triceps extension
>triceps still the same size

>calf raises
>local butcher has no whole calfs

>deadlift
>still alive

>Deadlifts
>Not dead
Why even live bros

You just copied that. That was not your idea, it is just the post above you. Don't fool anyone

>bench press
>doesn't actually press the bench

>We're all gonna make it
> We arent actually all gonna make it

>squat
>I'm not homeless

>decline bench
>do it anyway

>Curls
>My hair is straight

>hammer curls
>I just use a comb instead

One of my favorites

>z bar
>not actually a bar in the form of a z

>pullover
>no cops nearby

>overhead press
>still can't figure out how to do it

>military press
>civillian

thats illegal user. I wouldnt post shit like that even on an anonymous image board.

>Incline bench
>Do it anyway

>face pulls
nose is still the same length

>Romanian deadlift
>Bulgarian

.. what

>flies
>still sitting

What if he opened the thread before that reply was made you fucking brainlet

ay HOL UP

>good mornings
>wake up and rich is still gone

>tinder
>not even hot

>Cleans
>Chalk and plates now everywhere

>instagram
>lost 2kg

>bent over rose
>not a gardener

I don't know if you guys are on three levels of meta or something, but that's like the oldest joke in the book

I'm so meta even this acronym

>assisted chin-ups
>still chinlet

>Bicep curls
>Biceps don't form a vector field

>intermittent fasting
>speed doesn't increase

high quality thread

...

>The park journalist is doing bench presses again

>skullcrushers
>skull not crushed

>Face crushers
>Still ugly

>sincline bench
>Lotor

God it's good to be a Drulechad.

>deadlifts
>"I've got a BONE to pick with you!"

>squat
>not a slav

Delete

>snatch
>still a virgin

>jerk
>failed nofap

>cant do GOMAD because I'm lactose intolerant
>not upset at all

Take this, you nigger

>Start set of rack pulls
>Kicked out of the gym before I could finish the set

D E L E T
E
L
E
T

>protein
>prefer mature

>Preachers curls
>atheist

>zercher deadlift

He’s still gone bros ;_;

>Dumbbell flyes
>never left the ground

>push ups
>actually pushing the world down

>bench press

But you don’t press the bench

>Overhead press

But I don’t see a helicopter

>rows
>not in boat

>Clean and jerk

But where’s my nut?

youre bad at this stop trying

>chin ups
>still feel depressed

kek

>Instagram
>Cops show up before my gram

>chin up
>AND your other chins

>showing the guns in public
>not being arrested

HAHA
also
>dips
>still drowning in depression 2 hours later

>sumo deadlift
>lifts a bar instead

>decline bench
>get pretty good DOMS, because I don't do that particular exercise very often

>leg extensions
>still 5'4

I actually thought it would work

>Grow! Grow! Grow!

>french press
>I don't even like coffee

it's a whisper not a shout you BRAINLET

>Bulgarian squat
>I’m american

>pushups
>not even a girl

>GOMAD
>I've clearly already gone mad to try and do something this retarded

>dead lift
>lift the deadness away

How did you brainlets not figure that out?

Underrated

>farmers carry
>carry weights instead

>dips
>got fat from eating too much

>overhead deadlift
>still alive

(OP)
>calf raises
>I call her Betty

>turkish sit-up
>

loled on second reading

>Triceps
>Still only have two of them

>Dips
>Does not involve a liquid

>GOMAD
>LIFTS FOR THE LIFT GOD

>leg extensions
>Still 5'4 3/8"

>weighted dips
>chips are still dyel

>Overhead press
>Journalists start flying at ceilig level

underrated

>highbar squat
>still not low enough

>inverted rows
>don't move an inch

>shrugs
>shrugs again

>Pull ups
>have depends

DELET

>situp
>sit up

DELET THIS

actually a good thing, otherwise how will I feel superior to others?

W-w-wut

>neutral grip pull-up
>not even Swiss