That first dump of the day

>that first dump of the day

>who here comfy
first dump=best dump, prove me wrong, pro-tip you can't

The first dump is the deepest, baby I know.

>on OMAD
>only crap every 3-4 days
>tfw that first dump of the week

I have to be completely naked (even take out my watch / etc) to take a shit in comfort.

Anybody else like this?

>tfw on day 25 of a 40 day water fast

I haven't shit in a week.

>not running GOCRAP
lel get a load of this loaflet

Are you implying you take several shits a day?

tf is wrong with you...fucking white ppl

I am naked right now pooping. I've always had to strip down. I also squat on the toilet seat but then again everyone should be pooping in that position. You're it alone user

I always thought that was the way people do it at home. Why else would you wear anything while shitting in your own toilet?

I used to unironically strip full nude except shoes when taking shits at elementary school. And would then proceed to squat on the seat and shit while holding my clothes.

I eventually grew out of this

what in the FUCK am I looking at here user

Get on that fibre-supplement tip my dude

Well, that's not practical at all. I just don't see why people don't strip completely when taking a shit at home.

>squat on the seat
However is reading, please, stop doing it if you still do.

Why'd you stop? Healthiest way to poop is to squat.

I wish a knew user..I wish I knew..

GOMAD
gallon of metamucil a day

Why stop?

Best luxury of being home: being able to squat on the toilet seat when taking a shit.

how did you wash your ass, if you were holding clothes?

The clothes are on the floor. At least for me. I don't shit in public Bathrooms either. And I wet a little toilet paper down to help clean.

High chances of breaking the seat and literally dying. You don't even need to be fat for that to happen.

calabi yau manifold

Do people really shit daily ?

t. Once every 3 days shitter

>2nd DotD

Tfw found the quietest, cleanest and coolest shitter on uni campus

I will tell NO ONE of my shit spot
can take sweaty dumps in peace