>6'3" 185 lbs >body of a Greek god >match with 5'1" Chinese girl on tinder >shes an exchange student from Hong Kong >meet up and have a few drinks >shes fucking wasted, take her to bed, bout to fuck >when i pull down my pants she starts laughing in her stupid accent >wtf.jpg >runs to the kitchen and gets a pair of chop sticks >grabs my dick with the chop sticks and takes a picture >"yuu haf dik liek shrimp haha"! >im drunk so i have sex anyway and forget about it >shes gone when i wake up in the morning >friends are texting me asking me if its real >mfw she posted it on fucking snapchat
What the fuck Veeky Forums? 5.5" is average right? It only looks small because I'm not a manlet.
Carson Hill
I knew something was up when I saw the picture. If that guy is 6'3, there's no way he's 185.
Landon Robinson
He probably skipped leg day. Chicken legs to match his shrimp dick? This dude is built like a bowl of fried rice
Owen Diaz
My shoulders are narrow. Which is fine because it just makes me look taller.
Andrew Gonzalez
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Jackson Myers
>body of a Greek god >having smol penor
story checks out
Eli Young
bump
Chase Gray
I’m 5’7 with 5.5 inch average erection. I think it’s closer to 6 but I’m horrible at measuring due to curve, so I just go with the lower number because there’s literally zero reason to make shit up on an anonymous image board.
Colton Perry
pretty sure that's illegal. Sue that bitch. She would if the roles were reversed.
Julian Rodriguez
I know it's a LARP but you never let a chick pull out a phone after you start having sex. Thankfully I've only had my upper body posted to snapchat and instagram but it's so fucking obnoxious. One pic uploaded of you when you're not hard and bye bye reputation.
Ryan Lee
Dude, I'm also 6'3" and have a 7 inch dick and I find it quite small for how tall I am, it barely reaches my belly button. My gf says it's big though, but 5.5" is definitely small. Maybe not small, but "not enough".
Nicholas Young
mfw 6' tall and 5'' dik
Noah Hernandez
>5.5 is small >5.5 isn’t enough
Meanwhile China and India with
Nolan Cox
white women have bigger vaginas to account for the large heads of white babies
Ryder Cox
>white
Post your gf lets see this “white” girl whose a Amerimutt 56%
Face it, she’s a super slut.
William Wilson
Butthurt dicklet detected
David White
Super slut amerimutt!
Liam Thomas
I was on omegle and rolled a chinese girl. She liked my body and wanted to see the rest so i said its not hard but i will show you. So i whipped out my 5.5 inch flaccid and showed her. Same thing hahha so tiny. So i told her its not even hard and is still 5.5 inches which she replied "that average". I said how bout you show me some of you and you can see it hard and she said no thanks i dont want to waste my time i like big dicks.
They are dumb.
Henry Hall
>girls curious about your dick >fit posters wont be able to capitalize on this
Zachary James
sometimes i wish i was a manlet with a tiny dick so i could still bag hot girls nad brag about it on the internet
William Green
Your dad: american 9, big house and lots of free time
You: azn 5, rented cubicle in the outskirts and $85k in debt
Kevin Baker
Joke's on you my dad's an alcoholic abusive ex con slavshit.
Dylan Morales
>tfw grower not shower >6.5" hard, bulbous head, never measured shaft but it's not thin >greek statue-tier baby dick when soft >never taken a dick pic before >just know that if I ever do I'll regret it somehow >dudes I know who send dick pics are incredulous >"dude, you've been with your gf for 6 years, you're practically married, you should just send her one, it's fun" >I trust my gf but fuck no still >gf and I break up suddenly a few weeks ago >glad I never sent her one
Kayden Taylor
>tfw 6'9 >6.5" dick
p-proportionally average r-right??
Chase Nguyen
iktf bro. got that greek statue sized flaccid that more than quadruples when erect. i trust my gf but I'm never gon send anyone any dickpics. not just cos of size i don't like any pictures of me anywhere but family albums
Juan Reed
hahahaha my dick is fat as fuck but regular length and TINY when flaccid. one of my exes told me it looked like i didnt even have a penis once when we had sex and i got soft after
Nolan Johnson
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Hunter Lee
idk man. i've got a pretty small dick. 5 inches. Plenty of hot girls have seen it. Tell them its seven inches. They always believe it. Then tell me its big. Funny thing is, I don't even care if women think its big. I just like seeing how gullible and impressionable they are.
Joshua Campbell
Imagine being this much of a twink
Isaac Flores
>5 x 5 flaccid >still a grower
You still got to fuck her though OP, the only girl I've ever slept with could barely handle it and complained of pain if I did anything more than slide the tip in.
Mason Gray
Uh, the weight seems about right (maube average legs). This is me [spoiler]11 years ago[/spoiler] 6' 2" and 180 lbs, so...
Gavin Evans
So don't let girls you sleep with see your dick soft. No girl I've ever slept with has ever seen my TINY BABY DICK when it's soft because, like you, I'm a "grower" not a "shower." It's seriously, like 2...3 inches MAX when it's in its normal state. But it's legit 8 inches hard.
I love morning afters because, after seeing my monster and enjoying it the hours prior, they see it in full light and soft and are aghast and start laughing and just in disbelief since they knew what they went through. I laugh with them and then show them the difference by getting hard in a couple seconds for 'em. The dawning of understanding, at least as it applies to "this guy," leads to some surreal connection.
Liam Green
why the fuck would you let her do that?
Ethan Green
I've slept with somewhere between 11-13 girls. 8+" incher, average girth. Hit the cervix of all 13. Literally 12/13 said "no doggystyle" after attempting, said it hurt too much. 1 girl legit actually enjoyed the cervix pounding and got off on it. It blew my mind.
Jeremiah King
I'm apparently 7,2" by Veeky Forums's way of measuring...
Justin Harris
Tfw 5" tall with 6' dick
Colton Morales
I'm 5'7 with a 5 inch. Never really had a gf complain, last gf liked stroking it kept saying it's pretty. >what did she mean by this?
Joseph Hernandez
There is no worse feel than not being able to freely thrust in doggy style without complaints.
Isaac King
What do you mean? I measure the top of my penis with a tape measure. 0" starts where the shaft begins at the pelvis (not pressing into the bone or some shit, just on the skin). Ends when the tape measure reaches the visual tip (not bent halfway around the top of my head to the pisshole or something).
8.something inches
Tyler Thompson
The problem wasn't really my length with her, it was the girth (~6.5) plus it's pretty oval shaped so the width is pretty crazy. She was already soaking wet when the panties came off and no amount of further lube or foreplay solved anything, all in all it was pretty shit desu.
Landon Murphy
Checked and kek'd
Josiah Reyes
Literally all you have to do is change the angle. If you want to go balls deep you have to be creative.
Xavier Sanders
You realise you can send a photo of your erect dick or what? How would you being a grower in any way relate to not wanting to send a dick pic?
Grayson Williams
I always find it amusing to see the sort of fear/bracing when they see I'm done with the oral and now I'm taking control. The best is when they recognize it and immediately, silently, roll on top and press their hands down on my chest to keep me on my back with this head-shaking "no, I'm riding for...all of this, basically. I stay on top, I don't trust you" sort of "I win" look in their eyes.
And then I just relax and enjoy until I feel the need to jackhammer.
Jackson Ward
lol this seems like such bullshit. Girls know that flaccid dicks are small, it's not something you get all giggly over.
Mason Turner
no it seems just right, I looked a bit bigger at 6'3" and the same height a few years ago
Adam Davis
It also depends on the girl a lot, man. Some girls, when they buy their vibrators, aren't buying the 14 inch horsecocks. They just buy the small things that vibrate (something your penis will never be able to do) and love the clitoral stimulation some others can provide. When it comes to actually having their cervix touched, in any way whatsoever, it freaks them out and just call it "pain" (and it usually is). I know what you're talking about by decreasing the angle so it hits a sort of pocket above the cervix, but it's not like there's a complete disconnect between the feelings and it's limited to extremely few positions.
At any rate, it's fine. I'm getting old and constant sex isn't what I really care about anymore.
Eli Adams
chinks have the biggest heads of all races though
Nathan Jackson
it wasn't "giggle" laughter. It's "what the fucking fuck how can you be that small that's not what I had sex with last night what the fuck I'm going crazy"
And then you literally let them watch 2 inches become 9 and they go "haha no way you're a fucking freak let's do it in the shower"
It's not happy giggles. It's disdain turning into disbelief.
Xavier Ortiz
The "official" way was measuring with a ruler bone pressed, which adds half an inch or so. This was from an old thread few months back
Lincoln Stewart
Girls think they know a lot of shit. They don't.
William Baker
Why bother measuring with a wooden ruler pushing your skinfatpubis until it strikes your pelvis? It's not like that's visual or ever going inside the girl.
Whatever. I guess I'll just add half an inch to whatever method, then.
Aiden Williams
oh look a thread on dick size on Veeky Forums, surely, Veeky Forums will be honest about their size since worlds average is 5.5 >7-8 inches everywhere alright nevermind, were still doing that, thats cool Veeky Forums do your thing
Juan Butler
>I'll complain that guys with big dicks like to brag, considering the world average is 5.5 Huh go figure So don't come in the thread, dicklet?
Jeremiah Rivera
classic response
Kevin Richardson
>friends are snap friends with your tinder hookup
yeah ok, FAKE
Blake Harris
I'm going to cry. >be last night >been sending naughty photos for about a week with a crush of mine who I recently started getting really sexual with >she keeps telling me to come over already (we made plans for Thursday night) and fuck her >this time she asks me to send her some more of myself >"take a photo of your dick without your hand." >I'm 6.5 inches but from experience I know it looks small as shit compared to my hips >hesitate and try to get a good photo while she waits >send her snapshot of it from top down >looks tiny and I know it did >doesnt reply for the entire night. >snapped a photo of myself shirtless for her this morning. >Looked at it but no reply like she usually did
Fml guys I'm so hurt. I liked her too and she liked me but I think this killed it. >mfw
Jackson Sanchez
That's how all of the studies do it, so it's the only real way to compare yourself to the measured average.
Plus some guys will measure from the side or from underneath to cheat an inch or so, it's just a way to get a consistent measurement.
Ryder Jones
I guess it takes away the differences in bf%
Jeremiah Evans
You want proof or something faggot?
Jaxon Flores
post the pic you sent
I fail to see how you could make a 6.5 incher look small with proper angles
Juan Cox
just subtract 2" from over 6" claims and 1" from the others i.e. I'm 6.5" but constantly claim 8.5" on Veeky Forums and it makes sense with the statistical distribution (regarding to how often you see 8"+ claims on Veeky Forums, in some other thread some guy posted his "7.5" dong" with an imgur link and my 6.5" irl was bigger than his, he was probably around 6")
Mason Ortiz
niqqa you fucked up
i got a smol penor, about 5 inches/5.5 max, but i still sent dickpics and got compliments from 2 grills and a gay guy (no homo).
Aiden Jones
why the fuck do people send around dick pictures? shit's degenerate as fuck, just say she should see it in person instead of being a social media degenerate fuck
Christian Moore
It was dark. I was using the screen flash from snapchat. I was on my back so from top view down looking at my stomach. I didnt save my cock pic.
I've had so many chicks I had sex with tell me I was big. Or thick. (For them) but this just made me feel really shitty even when I havent fucked her yet. considering it was just one photo. Every other dick pic was game but this one.
Why did you send a dick pic to a gay guy ..all the homo.
You must have a really shitty social life don't you.
Logan Torres
>India Size doesn't matter when you're a rapist.
Brody Collins
>you must have a really shitty social life if you don't send around pictures of your dick fucking amerimutts I swear
Benjamin Flores
I don't want photos of my dick out there at all, even at its hugest, most massive state and most flattering angle. The flaccid baby dick thing was just part of the story.
Evan Thompson
>stand up >suck in your stomach >thrust out your pelvis >take it from not straight down but not horizontal either obviously, the sweet spot in between
learn2angle bro
Jack Cooper
Because it's big and girls like to know their sexiness is validated by seeing my erect penis because they should me their breasts.
Do you not have friends or social interaction? Don't send this to dudes or your mom, but they girls you're flirting with you can up the ante as the flirtation begins to exceed "yer purty"
Jackson Hughes
>Legit 8 inches hard >Amazed by 9 inches
I feel like with every post it'll just keep going up an inch
Robert Murphy
>I looked a bit bigger at 6'3" and the same height a few years ago
Alexander Murphy
Nigga I know. I even send full body shots from a mirror view and it looks huge. Ive only sent these photos to her and she was drooling over all of them. But then for some fucking reason this one from last night, all of a sudden she just stops talking to me. I'm so insulted and hurt. The oneitis is real.
What this guy said.
Josiah Peterson
Roastie whores don’t deserve your attention
Christopher Watson
Veeky Forums making me feel a little better one step at a time. Thank you sir.
Recently there was a whole ordeal about us getting into a relationship but that was sabatoged by my ex. So now I'm confused and hurt and seems like she just wants me to fuck. But now it seems like she doesn't even want that.
Niggggggggga.
Henry Price
Who 6" 6'0 masterrace here?
Matthew Adams
>thank you sir >talks like a monkey go back to the r-page you underage faggot
Colton Watson
5-11 5.5” dick It’s kind of thick I guess
Sometimes hit my wife’s cervix..
Porn has really been destructive to men and women... I mean wtf women can tighten their vaginas with exercise.. 5”+ is plenty big enough.
Instead they all want some unicorn dicks so no one ends up happy.
Ethan Rivera
You should just kidnap her rape her and put a baby in her.
This society is garbage. Men need to take women’s rights away this is garbage
Eli Russell
Fuck off cunt I'm having an emotional moment here on an Asian basket weaving forum.
I'm going over her house still. Planning to wreck her uterus and then leave after because "I have work."
Fuck. I liked her too. Shame.
Kayden Phillips
DELET THIS Always thought i was average, never really measured it but i know its a few cm longer than an iphone 7 (i would guess 16-17cm fully erect). I just don't think I'm 7 inches, and the feel of being a dicklet suddently hits right in the feels, fuck women and fuck genetics
Blake Lewis
My dock is as long as an iPhone 7
Lucky for me I have been with my wife for 20 years and I am the only one she ever had sex with
>7” is considered dicklet This is why the matriarchy needs to be destroyed
Isaiah Allen
agree with you on the fact that female liberation was a mistake, even though all nice shit it provided for easy pleasure. But yeah, I've never had problems getting laid and never heard that I'm a dicklet, but i just get a bad vibe when you're supposed to have a fucking nuclear arsenal ready to decimate a thots vageygey through rough warfare and jungle-penetration.
Day of the hope soon
Bentley Taylor
What? I said it was 10 inches and I mean it!
Christian Rivera
The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Aaron Bell
Friendly reminder that the Muslims are 100% in dealing with women
Camden Rogers
I wish my past would stop surfacing in everything I try to pursue by cunts that have no business bringing it up. How am I supposed to move on if they keep ruining it.
Noah Gutierrez
leave my board
Isaac Wright
>bonepressed adds half an inch if you're fat, maybe
Carter Reyes
>lies about the size of his dick to strangers what is your end goal here
Benjamin Bennett
Let’s consult the man in the pic related >Q:” what is the cure for such disorders?” >A: “Beatings” Wa-la
Mason Martin
5'8, 6/5 feels decent man
Jacob Brooks
our end goal is to make everyone on site feel insecure if my boss discovers this message my career is over
Parker Cruz
I can tell you're a facelet just from the hair
Wyatt Jones
My dick looks like a fat acorn after an intense workout but it’s a little over 6” erect, I know that feel
Christian Williams
>5.5" is definitely small
Aaron Carter
Underrated kek
Adrian Perez
Pathetic.
Owen Young
>you dont send dick pics and are adamant about what your principles are and dont like social media so you have a shitty social life how about you kill yourself, your crush that you live thinks your dick is small and doesnt see you as a man anymore. your chances with her are finished and she's probably told all her friends, who in turn think you are now pathetic. you fucking loser
Isaiah Cox
Try being 6'2 and 265 pounds.Mons pubis tries to eat it if I get too cold.
Pic related. Probably just below 6'' if I'm lucky so I guess its not that bad.