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i enjoy things up my ass but am not gay

Im still a virgin

I ate like 30 boneless buffalo wings on my 2nd day of fasting not because of urges but because I was embarrassed to come with my friends to bdubs and not order anything.

I ate 8 slices of Jets meatlovers deep dish last weekend.

My weight didn't change though, has my soul been saved?

Ate a slice of NY style pizza and three pieces of fried chicken. The chicken was cold and shitty.

I haven't been to the gym in 7 months but still come here daily

Ordered a munchie meal from Jack In The Box AND an order of medium fries because I don't like their curly fries :'(

I love traps but i want a qt 3.14 fit gf that i can have kids with

you sick animal

thiss s s s s s s

all I ever want to do at the gym is run. it's the only thing that helps me feel happy. why can't I run 3 miles and then bench and squat? why is my body so fucking WEAK?

I havnt been to the gym in 2 weeks. I’m losing all motivation and discipline I gained this past semester. Part of me just wants to give up lifting and start running to lose weight.

I'm a /fat/tie cutting.

Tried to go down from an 1,800 calorie diet down to a 1,400 calorie diet now that I'm down to 205, but all that's done is caused me to want to snack.

Maybe I should just stick to something like 1,600 and just accept the slower losses.

It’s been a week and I think I’m over her. Still confused as to why she went cold out of nowhere but I’m at the point where it doesn’t really bother me anymore.

I ate onion rings today

Yet again I am staying up later than I should be to browse Nigerian underwater basket weaving forums
Why can't I leave this place?

stop trying to force this meme on every board
sage

I got an erection when one of the new gym-goers walked into the shower today.
He's shorter than me, has lean twink-y body, and a baby face.
I swear I'm not gay damnit I don't know why I got a boner when I saw him DAMNIT

i have had sex with women outside of marriage. pls forgive me

I told the powerlifting qt.3 across the hall that my squat was 405lbs. We still fucked and her pussy smelled awful but I only squat 385 and I've never competed

>tfw never lifted
>tfw still shitpost here

I've never ever done any drugs, not so much as smoked weed, but I did heroin yesterday. God I just want more.

STOP IMMEDIATELY.

I don't know if I want to. It felt so good.

How does one make such a dramatic leap?

Dont do it ever again pls.

>brother tried H
>ruined the few family vacations we had due to withdrawal
>died 2 years ago

You skipped caffiene/thc and jumped dick first into deepwater. Only place “you’ll make it” to is hell, and real quick too.

I'm losing my hair, so I'm trying to get Veeky Forums because you can't be fat AND bald, but I drink too much to make it...

Currently in the process of trying to acquire a taste for pure liquor, so I don't drink so much beer.

to stay within my calorie limit i skip regular meals and eat ice cream instead

I'm unable to forgive God for failing my childhood/teen years.

Why do I need to confess if I've otherwise lead a virtuous life? God made it clear that he doesn't care anyway.

STOP IMMEDIATELY.

whisky is not bad. I like to get drunk with a few glasses of whiskey and like 1 beer to wash it down.

Become a blackmetal listening edgelord
youtube.com/watch?v=EXYLSlq0cG4
>WITH MY HEART I AM THE FIST
>IN THE FACE OF GOD!

It means despite your shortcomings you kept on track. Good job my son, but beware of such indulgences.

I raped my sister all through middle school and high school.

I'm trying to make it up to her.

>tfw don't do cardio because it makes me feel deathly ill
Wanna trade for a bit?

Please be a larp

If you value your life at all stop. Know that you will never truly recover if you do it again.

How good was it? I sipped on lean and it was the best I’ve ever felt(besides my spiritual awakening). Lean has codeine and promethazine. Codeine is a weaker opiate than heroine so I imagine heroine is better feeling? Anyway how the fuck do you get into heroine lol.

I've only lifted once this week.
My gym bro lifts at different times than me, I'm losing motivation.

I'm larping don't worry about it.
Luckily she's not going to report me, but either way my life is over. I do all her errands, buy her clothes, and basically do anything she says within reason. Reap what you sow, better than life in jail.

enjoy prison or a miserable empty existence you slimy fetishist fuck

please get help user

Coming from a recovering addict listen to the advice.

You don't know what happens when you flip the switch nor do you want to know. You'll lose everything. Friends. Gone. Girls. Gone. Family. Gone. They will never fully trust you again once the dopesickness sets in. The winters are colder. You hurt 24/7 until another dubsack gives you rose colored shades for another day. Then you need a quarter for the same results. Next thing you know you're borrowing money from anyone to support your habit. Everyone around will miss who you were and they'll never fully believe in your recovery (if you're lucky enough to change your ways). You won't want to shower because anything that touches your skin feels like knives. All the while this little drug that you had fun with becomes your mentor and master. She is a force that you can't walk away from. She won't allow it. If you get clean she waits. She can wait forever and it's worth it for her when you slip back into her embrace. She wants your soul and you'll happily oblige not realizing what you're losing. You'll want to die more than anything but you won't. All it takes is 3 days of continued use and you're on the ride for life. Please STOP IMMEDIATELY

Damn that's heavy.

I scrambled eggs in the rendered fat from 6 thick slices of bacon and ate it all with baked beans in burritos.

Can you actually detail how you managed to go from no drugs to trying Heroin.

I won't be going to prison, just an eternal errand boy. She let's me live life a little so it's not bad.

im 18 and im in love w/ a 15 yo. she lost her dad when she was younger so she doesnt feel and talk as retarded as other girls her aged. ive dated girls older than me mainly and im pretty sure im hooked, since i keep thinking about talking to her long after ive jacked off. i dont really think of her in a sexual way even, just a companionship. my other relationships with older women were mainly sexual and never really got much intimate love out of it since they were pretty much cougars. i feel like shit because of it, thanks for listening

should clarify this wouldn't be as bad if she doesn't love me back, but i assume that's the retarded 15 year old girl part kicking + my dads dying and its making me depressed as shit and apparantly girls dig it when guys can talk abt their feelings? shit sucks

I just had a cigarette. My parents smoke and I tend to grab one a couple times a week during moments of weakness. I used to smoke a pack a day and I usually smoke when I’m drunk. I can’t help it but I can control it most of the time. If I lived alone I probably would stop for good, not sure if I can’t stop while I’m drinking though.. that’s only once a month usually.

Yeah I'll greentext it tomorrow

Do more, what is the harm? You can stop whenever you like

I ate 5200 calories today
BLOATLORD ACHIEVED

I enjoy crossfit, its a good mix of cardio and strength training.

18 and 15 isn't that bad at all. That's high school ages. Plus 16 is legal in most of the US.

im a fucking normie posting on this board

t. heroin

I actually have Asperger's

Hey you think so? I was talking to a girl ages ago who was 16, I've never really talked to girls younger than me but it always made me feel like shit for some reason, like it was too easy and I was taking advantage of them. I'm repulsed by a lot of girls that are thots but I like this girl because we just have good talks and it's comfty. Maybe I'm just sick of the sexual nature and just want to be loved. I jsut feel like shit about the whole thing and like I'd be ruining this girls teen hood. thanks for the post

I went to a buffet while in Vegas Last week. The sight of morbidly obese and greasy food made me not eat that much and I stuck to meat mostly. I did eat a piece of cheesecake cause that's my one true vice, I can never turn it down desu.

half your age plus seven bro. 18 and 15 is not a huge deal, but please wait until she’s the age of consent before you have sex with her. best of luck

I shitpost about soy and estrogen all the time even though I know it's a lie, because I like seeing how my lies affect people's real life decisions (eg. Avoiding soy derivatives at all costs)

Bruh you're basically a teenager yourself. 18 may be legally an adult but you're still like a little baby to basically anyone older than 20. Don't stress too much, your feelings are fine.

had a 4x4 animal style with animal style fries even though I swore I will start eating healthier which I have been.

You've been brainwashed by Hollywood and social media.
Literally nothing wrong with liking girls 14-18. It's completely normal.
Especially if you're 18 dude, that's fucking nothing.

nice try soy boy

it’s not about hollywood and social media, it’s about the law. which is why i told op it doesn’t matter that he likes a 15 year old, but he should under no circumstances have a sexual relationship with her until she can legally consent. because if she turns on him he could be a sex offender forever. and you NEVER trust a woman. NEVER.

Yeah, I agree there, but Romeo and Juliet laws would apply with their age difference.
Depends on the state he's in for sure. If it's Cali I wouldn't even chance it.

yeah i havn't tried to do anything because it's straight up illegal, im not as retarded as other people who chase younger chicks. thank you for this

That's what i was thinking of a but a lot of friends are calling me retarded since i'm technically an adult.

I'm not planning to have sex with her or take any nudes until she turns 16 but I can't help this feeling inside me towards her. It's different to other girls i've liked where I just crave breeding, I just want to talk to her 24/7 so the age of consent thing doesn't really bother me. its illegal to text and call after all.

don’t let your dreams be dreams bro, but please do be careful

If you get her nudes as an adult that’s child porn dumbass. Even if you were underage that’s still child porn, it’s worse of course to be 18 or older and have them.

is there anything to really watch out besides the sexual part? i'm not itching to fuck her brains out to be perfectly honest so im very much fine with waiting.

I've honestly never saved nudes of a girl before ever just because I'm autisticallly scared of someone going through my phone so you don't have to worry about that.

>is there anything to really watch out besides the sexual part?
Nope. Play it safe there and it's easy smooth sailing, legally speaking.

aight, well thanks boys. i feel a lot more better about this, especially since the initial crush phase were we both were like 'i like talking to you' has worn off so i havn't been brainwashed by my brain. ill keep a head out. if ull excuse me i have legs to do , cheers boys

I eat like shit but can lift a substantial amount of weight (max deadlift 550), can I be saved? I want to make it but I’m too much of a glutton to stop eating what I like.

Believe whatever you want to believe user :)

nope. nudes of a girl under 18 and sex with a girl who can’t legally consent are the only things to worry about. godspeed

Ate a pizza and a half yesterday, only eaten a small amount of egg since in guilt

I haven't been able to start my fast in earnest
I've been slacking off in my training
I've been on a porn binge for the last few days
I just realized that the only escape is the sweet release of death....and I don't have the money to buy the liquor to make that drink...lol..

I get boners when big dogs lick my face