>have absolutely 0 friends throughout my life
>see that post about someone pretending he's that guy from driver and getting a gf
>think to myself, I can probably do the same, in order to get friends
>first I'd have to find a persona
>The only things I can hold conversations about, is anything fitness related, vidya and the planets of our solar system
>decide to impersonate Dom Mazzetti, and be the brofessor of my friends
>few months after taking this decision, a guy I kinda talked to sometimes, in my college class, asks my about "how to tone his bod"
>ok this is my chance
>invite him to gym
>he comes and I teach him
>eventually, after a while, I become part of his group of friends
>Two of the guys in the group start lifting too, and one of them goes "Oh, Elizabeth, you're like that youtuber guy I watched yesterday when searching for fitness videos!"
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHAT DO I DO, WHAT DO I DO, THEY HAVE UNCOVERED ME
Have absolutely 0 friends throughout my life
Become 2xDom
This is hilarious btw
what
I meant this thing, it's what inspired me
...
You laugh it off you fucking autist level 9001
>Hey! That guy is like ME!
This . You laugh it off and say that you just found your spirit animal HA HA FUNNY ISNT IT.
Also
>female autist Dom Mazzetti
Oh god the mental images. Keep up the good work buddietess.
>name is Elizabeth
>pretends to be fitness youtuber dude
Uh what?
I guess I could do that, but wouldn't they investigate more? I say shit like "reps for Jesus!" and other stuff he says all the time.
actors don't have the same names as their roles most of the time either
So you're a chick pretending to be a dude?
>I say shit like "reps for Jesus!" and other stuff he says all the time.
You know that only his internet persona does this shit, right?
>actors don't have the same names as their roles most of the time either
Yeah but if you are dude you would normally give yourself a dude's name in your story, otherwise you only come off as even more autistic. Which is bad because it's clear from your posts that you already are severely autistic.
I don't pretend to be a dude, I just copied his personality
cannot imagine a female dom
cringe overload
>Yeah but if you are dude you would normally give yourself a dude's name in your story
yeah, I mean, I still introduced myself as Elizabeth, I only kept the persona
>Which is bad because it's clear from your posts that you already are severely autistic.
I don't think I am, I'm just not used to interacting with people
why cringe? He's a fun guy
Someone screencap this thread please. OP's autism is golden
nah OP's autism is just fucking dumb. we don't need screenshots of every god damn thread, reddit.
WOW, dubs AND screencaps!? THIS IS EPIC, THIS IS EPIC FTW!!!
SOMEONE! SCREENCAP MY FUCKING DICK!!!!
Don't you worry OP, I'll do myself as soon as I get home.
well, as long as it works.
just keep doing what you do. You'll learn how to socialize over time.
That sounds so cringy but adorable at the same time.
Even if they figure it out just laugh it off as a joke.
If Dom fails you can still do Ricardo Pianini (rip)
Post a pic of your face OP
Dallas?
So this is what you do OP
>Run like fuck
Or you can like keep on doing what you were doing, nobody probably gives a fuck about who you mimic.
>Oh, Elizabeth, you're like that youtuber guy I watched yesterday when searching for fitness videos!"
what a tweeeest