My hair is usually nappy and dry. Haylike, even. But I've recently started rubbing my cum in my hair after I fap. I fap, rub my cum in my hair, and go to sleep. When I awaken there's not sign of cum in my hair as long as I've spread it out evenly. No one has to know, and my hair is silkier and shinier than it's ever been. I'm actually not trolling.
HAIR GAINS WITH CUM
Luis Bell
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Jayden James
Just use eggs
Leo Green
FUCK YOU I FINALLY GOOKED UP WITH A BIG BOOTY GIRL AND ALL I COULD THINK OF WAS "BRAP" TAKE YOUR SHIT POSTING ELSEWHERE
MODS WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU FIX THIS SHIT
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Kevin Murphy
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
Landon Morris
liking asscheeks is not the same thing as liking assholes, anal sex, or feces. I love butts but I don't wanna fuck a girl in her asshole. asscheeks and asshole are two very different things.
Jose Watson
Why would I pay for eggs and get nasty yellow yolk all over my hair when I just use the free cum I shoot when fapping anyway?
Christian Collins
lmao why are you so defensive dude
Jayden Martin
because the brap meme is ignorant af to why thicc girls are attractive and is made by anorexic victoria's secret model lovers
Robert Gomez
You're trolling
Cum is drying and you get your hair to be sticked together and smell like literal shit.
Austin Kelly
Yes
>this is Veeky Forums -edition
Asher Cruz
Victoria's secret models ARE thicc, like pornstar thicc.
Henry Cox
8 hours in the office, 90 minutes lifting, 30 minutes boxing, and this is ho my hair looks like once the day ends.
I rub it with cum marinated onion before I sleep.
David Cooper
Why does your cum smell like shit, faggot?
Jonathan Reyes
they're twigs
Logan Myers
>I love butts but I don't wanna fuck a girl in her asshole
Liam Cook
asscheeks are sexy and succulent. Shitholes are not. I'd tit-fuck an asscrack, tho
Zachary Brooks
This.
My cum both smells and tastes like pineapples.
Jonathan Young
brap literally originated from fart fetish faggots, it has nothing to do with thiccshaming
Noah Foster
t. fattie
Lucas Hall
Nah. A girl like this is great But the victorias secret/sports illustrated bitches are usually anorexic
Justin Jenkins
It's been repurposed as such. A girl with a fat ass gets posted, best believe anorexic-fetishizing cucks will start BRAPing
Mason White
You are no Kingsman!
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Jason Nelson
I'd rather have pussy, thanks. It's literally built to take dick, not expel shit like the asshole.
Chase Barnes
I think it's more to do with the idea that a thiccer ass will have better fart acoustics or something. don't know how true that is
Henry Powell
Yeah it's the sound that's made when a girls ass is so fat that the first thing that the dart does is hit her asscheeks when it comes out, making a bassy braaaaap as it escape her huge cheeks.
Tyler Russell
godam that girl is perfect. anymore pics?
Isaiah Johnson
>perfect.
raise your standards
Isaiah Smith
Owen Cox
Wait what the fuck I think I know the girl whose face is shopped OP PLS RESPOND
Luke Watson
I usually follow every ig slut that looks decent but this one really bothered me. Why does every pic have to be at the gym? And why do you need to bring a white board to make a sign about animal testing to the gym?
Even that ugly Mollykm girl isn't as bad as this one.
Noah Cook
>102k followers for showing your ass
How can people see that shit and pretend women don’t live life on easy mode, it’s ridiculous
Josiah Morales
>beautiful, fit women
Fixed.