Holy shit user you fucking made it

>(You) woke up
>Cuckfolio reads 1MM

>Now what mouthbreather?

Buy a sweet lambo to make your commute to wagecucking more enjoyable? A nice backyard in a good area so you always have somewhere to relax after cucking? 10 million kneepads so you can suck dicks for $1 indefinitely?

The choice is yours faggot, tell me how retarded you are

>implying I'd still wagecuck after 1MM

yes you fucking autist so tell me how you uncuck yourself with a million bucks

>Towing a trailer with a Ferarri

simple

leave 100K in crypto
setup 200K vanguard index fund
put the remaining 800K in real estate

only a million?
Probably just do the same shit im doing now except try to make even more money and then eventually move somewhere nice and continue to make even more money in crypto all while fucking random sluts and eating the dankest food

one million is not enough OP
need at least 5... 10 for ultimate comfyness

By quitting the fucking job, you brainlet, what the fuck other answer is there to that? Once you have a million you can say goodbye to wagecucking forever as long as you're smart with the money and don't unironically buy a lambo. Take 500k and leave it in crypto if you want more.

I just wanna own property man. I want my own place.

take out 500k
keep 100k in my bank account
put the rest in an index fund
keep the other 500k in crypto