Fitness Motivation

>that pic
if only user if only....

>tfw no centaur gf

Don't we all?

That game went downhill when the Mannconomy was invented.

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MODS

ops pic is literally a half naked chick

you literally only need to go to the church to find one like that

maybe one day I will do something this glorious

Is there anything more alpha than this

read some more fairy tales

MODERATORS OF THE Veeky Forums BOARD CENTERED AROUND FITNESS AND HEALTH, I SUMMON THEE

The game's *economy went downhill, the characters and gameplay are still all pristine and perfect FPS game and character design.

My repost from last week

>be me
>4 years ago in college
>Working out in college gym
>7/10 Chick mires and asks for my number
>Text each other, she wants to study at the library
>Whatever
>Meet up at the library and just talk about bullshit
>Seems like a goody goody girl so I'm not sure if anything will happen
>Nothing eventful happens
>She texts me for a week, I give half-hearted replies since I assume she doesn't want the D
>Randomly texts me that she should come over my place sometime so she could suck my dick
>Wat.jpeg
>She puts emphasis on how much she wanted to fuck me, how the whole good girl thing was an act
>Take her to my place
>Lay on my bed, take off my pants and just wait patiently

Wtf happened next

This is not even possible. What kind of gain is this?

except most are former stacys and already been deflowered.

I want a qt 2b cosplay gf

>benching 1 pl8
>mfw

hahaha holy shit, what a fucking faggot

>She takes off her top
>She gets on to my bed and grabs my dick and starts going to town
>Holy fuck this feels amazing
>She asks for me to eat her out, but I'm not too sure cause I don't want to taste tuna
>I reluctantly take a lick
>It tastes pretty good
>Suggest we 69
>Do that for about 10 minutes
>She gets off me and tells me to fuck her
>Okay
>Put my dick in her doggy style
>Mind you it's been exactly 2 whole weeks since I had sex with anyone
>Feels too good
>Cum in about 5 minutes
>Damnit.jpeg
>She teases me "is that all?"
>Starts stroking me off and I proceed to tell her next time I'll bring my A-game
> Randomly ask her when she lost her virginity
>Tells me she was gangbanged raped when she was 4
>Horrified, I offer her my sympathies
>She said what's done is done
>We schedule a fuck session for the following Saturday
>Never text her again

waifus think about that, think about that

> ask a cute girl to use the bench after her
> looking at my phone while waiting
> suddenly she's pinned under the bar while bench pressing
> I run over and lift it off of her with ease (it was only 95 lbs)
> she thanks me and runs away
> ok.jpg
> later in my workout she walks up to me she never got a chance to properly thank me
> we get to talking and I get her number

Am I a normie now?

>just dont text her
it seems you have been a normie all the time, otherwise she would have died on the bench because of your social anxiety

She cut off my wiener.

I lift for her.

>>Tells me she was gangbanged raped when she was 4

Nice

>lifting for a pregnant single mother with diffrent fathers for each child whose job is being an instagramwhore

Are you really pathetic enough for any of that to be your inspiration?

>2 whole weeks since I had sex
Try 24 years.

>one like that

>youngest woman at church 78 years old

>sex with the gf
>ben a couple of weeks due to school and work, we're going at it like freaks
>getting real sweaty, she gets on top of me and starts groping my chest
>"user, you're so fucking hot"
>she keeps going with body worship, groping my chest, bis, quads, forearms until the end
>cardio gains are top tier
>when she gets off the bed she nearly collapses due to legs being so shaky
>she calls me a beast

getting fit was the best thing I could have ever done for myself

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Those digits speak absolute truth.

>sex with the side chick
>keeps squeezing my arms and ass
> pulls me in close whispers “please I want to have your baby”
>cum in her with the force of a thousand suns

That secret bank account for child support feels

You just need to have confidence man. I've seen some very unattractive guys hook up with girls in college just because of their social skills.

If you're at least a 5/10 and are not autistic, you should be able to chase some tail.

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>come back from gym
>take a shower and start shaving
>roomate's gf, a solid 7/10, opens the door
>I push the door closed while she starts apologizing
>definitely got a good look at everything
>get out of shower, get dressed and walk in the living room
>"sorry user, I'm so embarassed"
>tell her it's okay
>"you're really putting in work at the gym"
>haha yeah.. t-thanks..
>go to my room and play video games the entire night

>instagram bunnies
>motivation

Pick one

It was on purpose

Why are people fetishizing puritanism on Veeky Forums of all places?