This guy slaps your ass in the gym locker room

>this guy slaps your ass in the gym locker room

What do you do Veeky Forums?

Spread my cheeks.

use a chicken feather to tickle him between his shoulder blades and watch him struggle to scratch that spot

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Batista bomb that fucker

>T-thank you.

Punch him hard and with bad intentions reflexively. I don't care how much of a big lumbering juiced up faggot you are, if you don't proactively learn to fight by studying martial arts or brawling it's wasted on you, which he very well might but fucked if I know that lol

Fuck HIS ass

>when you were bulking, i was studying the blade
>when you were mindlessly picking up and putting down heavy things, i was studying the blade
>now the barbarians are at the gates you come to me for help?
How about you sthu and accept that even if you're a black belt super ninja he will simply pick your 90kg dyel ass up, which is like 1/3 of what he deadlifts, and sends you flying for a meter or two. Then does it again, after which he will probably just bodyslam. That, or he puts you in a headlock and shoves his thumb up your ass. Nothing your pathetic weeb ass can do about it though.

>shove his thumb up your ass
YES

Leave my girlfriend and go for the better ass.

> smile
> wink
> slap his ass back

Tell him I'll go douche

punch him in the face, he looks like pussy and never been in a fight.

/thread
All other replies are just projections

>"HEY! Buy me a drink first big boy. ;)"

PANIC

what do for ass like that? squats only or something more?

Pretend it didn't happen

Don't forget your deficit deadlifts son

This.
I'd be too scared to acknowledge it even if a guy I found extremely attractive did it.

I pull out my GLOCK.

Bend over

quek

Slap his dick

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Suck my gf's boner

Let him have his way with me

Best answer is best.

Slap him back

Steve?

i kek'd

>What do you do Veeky Forums?

Some variation of pic related.

Blush then let him fuck me

man that was so gay I couldn't even finish it. That's literally gay fan fiction. Why anyone would post gay fan fiction is beyond me, you're really fucking gay dude.

Slap is ass back and tell him he's gotta buy me dinner first

>tfw you have a small dick and it would look insecure to reach that body
>that goal body

existence is pain

I don't think he could reach my ass desu

smack his dick

are you Mike pence

clench my asscheeks
then scream THATS MY PURSE, I DONT KNOW YOU
and kick him very hard on his testicles

Tell him klokov slaps harder

Closet homo confirmed. If you're too insecure to read one gay greentext it's likely because the story hit too close to home.