What the hell is wrong with him to show up to a wedding like this?

What the hell is wrong with him to show up to a wedding like this?

What do you mean?

He's a manlet, basically ruined the photo.

Because he can't wear raised shoes with a Hawaiian shirt, that would be dumb looking

>what's wrong with him

He's a vain cunt who cares more his personal appearance than following wedding dress etiquette for a close friend's special day. Like an adolescent teenage girl but with fewer manners.

If someone turned up to my wedding like that i'd make them leave.

this is exactly the type of behavior that will turn women off. I mean I am sure Jeff still gets tons of girls because he is famous but this is teh embodiement of why Veeky Forums cant get girls. you can sense his insecurity withing seconds.

>standing in the middle of the frame
>wearing a shirt that is too small to show off his body
>having the top buttons open to show off more of his chest
>flexing and spreading his lats when taking pics

honestly who would want to be in a relationship with a guy that is so self centered and insecure ?

>manlet squad

>no jacket
>no tie
>top couple of buttons undone
>focal point of the picture

The picture was clearly taken to display Jeff as the center of attention. Going off that point, he was probably a pain in the ass to deal with at the wedding.

The guy all the way in the right is better looking imho

>two guys with buttons loose
>two guys with skinny ties
>that asian with short sleeves
>that guy with the polo

I'd kick them all out

its not an outrage like OP is suggesting but thats pretty casual for a wedding

he looks like a skyrim character

>has to be in the center of the photo
wew how insecure is this guy?

You're the problem. Nothing wrong with a man being alpha.

Lol beta as fuck

>caring about what another man wears

I wouldn't give a fuck if a friend showed up in pajamas to my wedding

What a douche

and that well groomed face.
might as well fuck one of your female friends

Huh the Asian guy is the handsomest in the photo

>I wouldn't give a fuck if a friend showed up in pajamas to my wedding

Strong values bro

He haa the fashion sense of a 15 year old.

Why does he dress like he is gay

You're gay as fuck if you care what someone's wearing

This. Unfortunately a lot of Veeky Forums guys confuse being confident with behaving like an obnoxious vain narcissist. Which is intrinsically feminine.

and that's why no one will remember your name

>values
>caring about a man's clothing

>you wonder where your bestman is and he's in the bathroom taking selfies

>"Hhur hur, like, who cares brah? theyre just clothes brah! hur hur, i'm gonna wear a mankini to my nans' funeral X-DDDDD EPIC X-DDD"

18 year olds need to fuck off.

t. Literal child

Is it just me or does she wish she was marrying one of the other guys.

Nah I'm 29 you're just a little fag if you care about clothes buddy

>29

Mate that's fucking tragic. I bet you still wear your hat backwards.

>who cares bro, lol

I am really starting to question myself looking at these pics. I always thought I wanted to be big and shredded but it just makes you look like an autistic and self centered fag. I dont think any woman that is worth a damn would be attracted to you if you look and dress like that. I mean I can see why women would be into someone like Hafthor Bjornsson but I just cant comprehend that a woman would ever go for Jeff if she wants a serious relationship.

I think if you are that far down the rabbithole you can only attract other self centered and vain sluts. I am not sure I want that...

I agree caring too much is faggy, but for big events you should put in a little effort

>implying he's not younger than 18

t. Manchild

>not trying to be young forever

Kek you're probably 25 and act 50 years old

The natty limit is about as big as what women find attractive.

it hurts me inside to take pictures like this. i don't see how people can do it and still have self respect

Pretty much this. Most of Veeky Forums had either shitty or completely absent male role models growing up, so they end up behaving like teenage instathots.

No, she's fucking pissed off that her new husband invited a dipshit male instathot that will undoubtedly ruin the wedding photos.

>taking selfies
name anything more beta than this

t.old fart

What the fuck is the guy on the right wearing? Who the fuck goes to a wedding dressed like this?

just wear normal clothes, everybody on that pic is wearing a christmas sweater and hes wearing some weird big ass v neck tight t shirt to show his muscles

left. Was thinking of the fucking mirror reflection and wrote the other direction, Jesus I'm retarded sometimes.

are you a NEET ? because if you had a well paying job you would know this discussion isnt really about clothes it is about respect.

>He thinks he's Peter Pan

Get a grip for Christ's sake. Part of being a man is learning some manners and maturity and not having the same 'do wot I want :DD' attitude as the autistic son of an SJW

Or he has self-respect and knows a wedding is one of, if not the most significant moment in a person's life, and to show up in fucking pajamas shows a level of imaturity and disrespect worth telling a person to leave. You might not care user, but that's because you've never cared about yourself. Also great job letting someone ruin your bride's wedding.

You're the one letting some asshat ruin the biggest day of your husband's life

only cucks are dumb enough to get married anyways so who cares lol

I'm 29 I'm still young as fuck old man, I'll be 60 still chugging beers and riding motorcycles flipping off all you faggots

Because he is a vain idiot that just needed to stand out among everyone else.

When you grow old you're gonna be that guy that won't shut up about how great his youth was, you probably already started.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

he lives off attention, even at his friends' expense.

He literally looks like a faggy jojo character

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>making memes about himself

why didn't this blokes dad beat him more

ebin

>implying chads can do wrong
Not how it works.

The guy is an insecure faggot. Just another dime a dozen Zyzz copy with nothing to offer anyone except braindead fitness memes. At least Zyzz was likable.

>being a cuck so big you let another man disrespect you, your wife and the most important day of your life
>the state of (you)

This. As long as you don't do roids you will never break the retard barrier.

it is because of how he dress himself

Congratulations, you've realized the truth.

>only cucks are dumb enough to get married anyways so who cares lol

KEK qft

>someone's clothing means disrespecting you

TOP KEK

Wouldn't Elsa Jean's POV be of a black guy?

>the house retard

>finding a nice suit in that size
>wat
that's acceptable user, calm down

>being this much of dumb shit flinging mongreloid nigger

That chick is younger than I am, and that blows. my. fucking. mind.
It makes me feel really old, and very horny and sad at the same time.

I feel like she's been a meme since 2010 at least. That would make her 15.

Hard to believe someone is only 21 and beyond used up whore territory.

Subtle, I like it.

If it makes you feel any better I knew what you meant.

No, she does a lot of porn. Mostly step sister. But apparently you only know her from cuck porn lol.

this

>being such a beta cuck that you care what other guys are wearing

>you’re gay as fuck if you care what someone is wearing at YOUR wedding

Kys

>care about my appearance? Pshhhhhh what am I a FAG?! No way, only true alphas wear graphic tees and cargo pants

dude on the far left's face says all you need to know about the discomfort / awkwardness of that whole situation

Some prick is sitting on the grooms seat

>not a single tux
Are these people white trash?

gotta pay the bills

You won't ever have a wedding though

>guy on the right rocking same outfit
>guy in back wearing a fucking luxury t shirt
>literally thousands of pictures get taken at weddings, bound to be a few where the betrothed aren't the main subject

It's clear Jeff fucks the groom's wife while he masturbates watching from the closet. There's no other reason for him to allow this.

Not a single guy standing in this picture is dressed well

Is he wearing a toupee?

t. burger

LMAO

most likely he can't find a shirt that fits him
pianoman had everyone go sleeveless at his wedding cause he couldnt get sleeves that fit

lmao why the fuck is he in the middle as if the whole event was organized for him

...

Interracial and cuck are different genres.

>the most important day of your life

Holy shit, people don't actually think this do they?

Thank fuck I don't...

it's not even a joke

nah

>fitness
i don't see the connection

I bet the nice guy that you are has much more success with women than that "autistic and self centered fag". :^)

The bottom line is, if you are the bride/groom and give a fuck what’s people wear, you should kill yourself. That said, most people are retarded and do care about meaningless a shit like that, so if you are invited to a wedding, dress nicely. Seid is being clueless for dressing like this.

It’s the same with businesses. I need to wear a full suit to my job all year long and cover tats because I face clients who care about how I look. At the same time, if the client cares a lot about how you look, they are probably retarded.

Yea he looks like a faggy magician