Tell me how I did lads, am I gonna get this girl's number and then bench press her like in my dreams?
Tell me how I did lads, am I gonna get this girl's number and then bench press her like in my dreams?
ask her if she supports the BDS movement.
>#?
all you need bb
Should I? lul
She seems cool and actually, probably pushing her buttons just right
>Chad
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Last pic of the convo so far
oh man it's hard to even identify on what level the cringe is here
>chad
I genuinely think you should kill yourself and rid us of your stupidity.
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>I ain't no senator's son!
Defend your race, cuck. Call her a dog eating zipper head
blessed with the name of chad and he fucking wastes it. pathetic
ITT autists realize you need to talk like half a fag to get tinder dates
are you the chad catfishing with david laid's pics from that thread yesterday
if so, kys
Vietnamese love whites. Don't fuck this up.
>tfw no reply
Even honesty doesn’t help
This whole thread is fucking cringe
Hahaha is this one of those le epic conversation threads?
Rate mine guys!! Did I mess it up????
I mean she definitely has low self esteem so you
Could roll something out if you wanted to.
Just whatever you do be careful, the quiet ones are psycho
if dubs, never talk to a women again, scum
You pussied out by asking her instead of just telling her you jack it to futa. Never gonna make it, bro.
this
Fuck me that's a hard "24"
>Chad
what app?
Plenty of fish
They’ve recently become anti fuckboy though because ‘there’s other sites for that’
But if you’re not an idiot you can get around it
>chad
Three options here:
1. OPs name is chad
2. OP is a total fucking chad
3. OP just experienced a hate crime
POF is superior by far. U can sort out fatties, u can send a message to anyone even if u didnt match, u can take a chemistry test to match with those results, you can see who matched u without matching them, theres way less fuckboys, but hey
STAY OFF MY APP, THESE ARE MY FISH
>Chad
Can I too learn this power?
>Cobie
Based.
27 with blue hair, yikes.
>sigh white people
DROPPED
4. she genuinely mistakes him for the Central African country of the same name
you screencap her profile?
her pic looks cute but too small to tell
>I ain't no senator's son!
Jesus why did I even laugh
>It ain't me starts playing in the background
>It Aint Me starts playing
Hahaha white knight coming through.
ever heard of irony?
>sigh white people
just stop
>NAM
the mexico of asia
>I aint no senators son
Oh fucking jesus christ user
>Chad
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>should i ruin my chances with an unfunny comment because i know they're less than 0% anyway?
Im actually fucking retarded. How do i fuck this girl guys?
>What Helps? The thing I mentioned or you being born in Canada
Holy shit, just ask for her number or ask her out
lmao
Literally just invite her over
this. stop beating around the bush. invite her over, if she says "no" then move on.
> hey what are you doing thursday night?
>I ain't no senators son
You've won
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>i aint no sentors son
>mfw i want to look so good i have the capabilty to do this but i lack the convidence to do this
>I ain't no senators son!
i'm fucking dying
>interpals
You're fucking retarded if you think people use interpals to date. I bet her intentions were 100% innocent.
just fuck the other girl you're talking to, atleast shes not a chink
THAT IS OUR WORD YOU YELLOW TAINTED CUNT
that's the philippines
And that's why I will always stay away from Tinder.
Unless you are an uber Chad you have to entertain any bitch like you are some court jester, and that in no way guarantees she will give you her number, which even if she does, still doesn't guarantee either that she will have sex with you.
Real world bitches
Damn, it's almost like you can't put your dick in 100% of women you ever meet??
SO weird! fuck tinder!
>I ain't no senator's son!
>I ain't no senators son
LOL that last line is 10/10
>it aint me starts playing
>I ain't no senator's son!
Howled like a retard, thank you user
>half a fag
shove off WOP
>I ain't no senators son!
>I ain’t no senators son
Slick move
Wtf
>Chad
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Says the guy who will be spending yet another night fucking his own hand lmao.
The biggest dick is her putting that ugly mug up.
>24
she looks 40
>tfw you'll never match with an easy going, gorgeous Asian
Kill me.
such a fucking cunt
>be a beta
>get treated like a beta
Wew, really? No way...
You do realize that 99% of Veeky Forums tinder posts are people using fake accounts and just trolling women right?
Some attractive photos and assertiveness is all you need to get laid on it.
And practicing.
What do I say next?
gib milkies
So what brings you to tinder?
>I love you
Don't fuck it up user she looks pretty hot
Lets fug like pugs
Just ask her where she is taking you for dinner
Viet girls are the best, don't fuck it up for laffs
Rolling for:
Kill yourself, roastie whore
>I love you lets get married and have sex solely in the missionary position for the purpose of children.
>you are really cute
I knew it. OP is unironically a handsome male named Chad.
Its a lie. Shes using it so he puts in lots of effort to try and impress her so she can suck his life force through his phone.
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I like imagining her thought process throughout this message.
>hopefully he doesn't think I'm serious
>I answered too seriously better make a joke
>What if he doesn't understand that's a joke, I better tell him
>if I tell him it's a joke he'll think I'm lame, I better add another joke
>fuck this is stupid I'm losing him, I better call him cute
All within the course of a few seconds.
Thats fine. Just do it.
works