When did you begin to believe, Veeky Forums?

Today I managed my first ever 1pl8 OHP and for the first time in about 8 years I feel genuine happiness deep in my soul.

A- am I gonna make it? Because today is the first day I believe.

I did 30 pull up this morning.

we're all gonna make it

with strict form? no kipping? damn bro

1pl8 is where the struggle begins, but gj either way - it's a good first milestone. The average soyboy at my unigym can't put up more than 0.5pl8 for a single

Finally got a gf. My dick is broken due to decades of watching disturbing porn so I can't even get hard when I'm with her, but she's the coolest person in the world and says we'll keep trying.

Also, I'm about to attempt 2pl8 squat for the first time on Wednesday, I know it's not much but I'm so fucking hyped.

Finally 2pl8 decline

>he blames his broken dick on porn
lmao weakling

>lost 30kg
>200kg skwaats
>210kg diddy
>130kg BP
>90kg OHP
>posted a new profile pic on fb since 2015
>loads of mires
A girl from hs even messaged me to hang out and catch up, I think I'm gonna make it guys

I'm proud of you

Mirin dat OHP Jesus fuck

Those are all one rep maxes though, I maybe should've added that

>My dick is broken due to decades of watching disturbing porn so I can't even get hard when I'm with her
Have you tried with men? You are on Veeky Forums after all.

living the dream

How long did that take you?

>lifting at the gym
>skinny fat dyel comes up to me and says "you look like you workout a lot, can you give me some help with this"

It's the little things brehs, the little things feel the best, even though I'm just starting out

Visit the doctor. You may have something legit fucked up.

I feel like most normal men should have a 2 plate squat untrained.

no lmao thats very heavy for someone who's never lifted before.

quarter squat*
you're a non-lifter if you believe otherwise, the average soyboy at the gym struggles with 50 kg parallel and under

you missed the joke you retards, he was setting it up as if he was talking about his dick not working, and then he brought it to just saying he's DYEL

Still very nice m8

>stopped drinking soda and no longer feel any craving for it
>stopped eating as much shit food and eating in lesser quantities
>finally benched 1pl8 and felt less shitty
>getting back into running, nowhere near my peak in cross country but can run a mile again without dying
>stopped drinking as much alcohol
>depression has become manageable again, motivated to get out of bed
>becoming more social again, do trivia with a group of people weekly now
It’s been a tough climb but it’s getting easier boys.

First 4pl8 diddly was a great feeling, I'm still chasin it whenever I go for PRs

>95kg OHP here
Leglet tho

Today I did 10 pull ups for the first time ever, I know it's shit comparing to 30 but in the beginning I was unable to do even 1 rep with good form so I guess it's something, proud of you bro

Holy shit, bodyweight? I can do 16 at 215-220