5 years of lifting and still no asian gf

>5 years of lifting and still no asian gf

I've dated exclusively asians (long term) and they're all nuts. It's not worth it

Are we talking arousing yandere type of nuts or bpd "I'm fucking other guys and it's your fault" type?

>tfw fat lazy shit with lil cock and moobs
>tfw got asian gf

check filename then listen to a smiths compilation album

That's not how you get an Asian gf. Asians hang out in larger Asian circles so hang out with your Asian friends (very easy to make Asian friends just talk to them about anime or video games). Then go on outings within these Asian circles (they don't do much usually hang around Chinatown or watch the latest capshit movie). If you see a girl you like, do not approach her. Inquire about her to your Asian friend who will then talk to one her girl friends which will be relayed back to her. If she's interested, you'll get matched up if not start again. Wa la!

>tfw 4 years of lifting and still no United Ireland
Our day will come but when?

>remove kirkbab

Sounds like too much work, I'll just go back to masturbating to anime girls.

Asian gf is the ultimate goal and as a white male you must do more than just lift to obtain one

Not him but I grew up around Asians so I almost exclusively dated Asian women (with one black weeaboo girl mixed in). It wasn't out of weeabooism but just because my social circle is very Asian and I still make friends with Asians (male and female) more easily than other groups.

There is a lot of pressure for Asian women to get married ASAP so they'll jump into serious shit and try to preserve it no matter what. They'll want you to spend all your time with them and basically be a stereotype of a husband within like six months. It's not universal but it's frequent and quite exhausting.

And on the other hand, the pressure to get married results in a lot of Asian women in unhappy relationships, that they basically just kinda accepted someone they consider safe. I have hooked up with a bunch of unhappily dating/engaged/married Asian girls and none of them broke up with their partners after (even the ones who asked me if I'd date them if they did). If you're in a relationship with an Asian girl and she's not super into you, I'd say you have a huge risk of her cheating on you (applies to non-Asian girls too but less extreme).

Last year, I started dating a white chick and she's so chill that I had to stop myself from being the crazy one this time at first. She says what she means and is so straightforward it's fantastic. She can be physical and affectionate without being clingy. Goddamn. Anyway, watch out for Asian girls user.

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>8 years of lifting and still an incel

As someone who has dated white girls and asian girls, and a half white half asian mutt I can tell you being crazy is definitely a girl thing not really an asian thing. There are some things to know about asians culture and how they behave because of it.

If you like Korean/Japanese girls get ready for high strung, all about appearances, fake girls. K-pop and kawaii weird shit makes these girls feel like they need to act a certain way, and it adds a lot of stress into your life

Don't fucking date Chinese girls, those girls are just straight up gross, don't take care of themselves, literally had one of them come over after a soccer match without showering and try to get it on, saw a white crusty shit around her vag and told her I wouldn't go down unless she showered that shit. Others had been the same way, always smelling gross or eating poorly

South Eastern girls are hit or miss, only go for 2nd gen Americanized forms of these girls they have a good mix of conservative values from their parents and understanding of western culture. Other times they're complete whores that will sell out their body for a couple bucks

Filipinos are the mexicans of asia so be warned.

That being said, the 2 craziest girls I've been with have been white girls,

One of them was mentally ill and threatened suicide when I wanted out.

The other legit got off on making me jealous, like going out, flirting with other dudes infront of me, legit cuck status shit. I confronted her about it and she said she loved how jealous I got. Fucking bailed outta that shit before I came home to tyrone one day.

>Don't fucking date Chinese girls, those girls are just straight up gross

My Chinese ex was like this too. She could not seem to tell when she needed to take a shit so she was always farting and when I fingered her I could feel logs of shit pressing against my fingers. She was one of the hottest girls I've ever been with but the only girlfriend where I'd just suddenly want to stop having sex with her.

2d>3d

>filipinas
My fuckbuddy is one and she's a lot of fun, freakin insatiable. She's of a certain age though so I fear the spermjack

>when I fingered her I could feel logs of shit pressing against my fingers

But according to porn and hentai, girls ass are always ready for the dick regardless.

I even tried to suggest she go to the bathroom more, especially when she was gassy. She probably thought I had a low sex drive but I just couldn't bring myself to continue, even though I can fap/fuck all day normally. Luckily now it's just a horrific memory that I don't think about often, instead of the horrific reality and potential future it was last year.

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I actually did have one fuckbuddy after her who was ready for an assfucking at a moment's notice, even after drinking, and didn't even want vaginal sex. I dunno how it was possible but she must have had an immaculate diet, she was like the opposite of my chinese gf who had so much shit that her vagina was not ready.

do you ever check up on them on social media? see who they're with?

Said Chinese gf blocked me on Facebook when I dumped her. I saw her at a club with some other white dude once, but she didn't want to chat. I don't really care, she has a lot of other problems to work out as well, hopefully she gets her shit together.

Anal-friendly fuckbuddy moved out of the country, we're still in touch, but she's not Asian so not super relevant to this thread.

every girl is relevant to this thread

She's now married back in her home country. Her fiance (now husband) knew about us. She had opened up her relationship to fuck me. She was nuts in a fun harmless (to me, I don't know how happy her husband was about it) way, nothing but positive memories with her.

never you twink faggot, Ireland is rightful British clay.

Started lifting this year.
Looking forward to this being me in 5.

have you hit a 7pl8 deadlift yet? because once you do the government will send you a form. fill it out and you get an asian gf.

If you want a shitty asian gf, why bother lifting?