”Do you know why I pulled you over, son?”

>”Do you know why I pulled you over, son?”

Because I was curling in the squat rack?

Racial profiling?

Is it because I do all of my lifts in the smith machine?

You want my phone number, officer?

Shooting off Deez gunz?

*flexes a 'cep*
'cause these guns aren't registered?

Nice stache

For mogging twinks ?

>"yeah, but if you don't know I'm not going to tell."

That's a big guy

Kek

Why are cops allowed to roid?

Cuz you're not really my dad?

>For doing wrong lifts,sir!

look mom i well maymayd again

Pullover? It’s a fucking button up mate

Because what harm does it cause if they do?

Roid rage and being a cop doing mix very well.

fewer niggers

Lol twink detected

...cause I suck dick to get out of tickets?

No dad, I don't

Because I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low? Do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know. Now, am I under arrest or should I guess some more?

Heres you 250$ ticket for being qn asshole sir. I was just going to give you a warning but you had to chimp out. Have a good day.

AM I BEING DETAINED.


Lmfao niggers

my sides

Sounds like the start of a gay porno

>Because I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low? Do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know. Now, am I under arrest or should I guess some more?
well coz you were doing 55 in a 54!

>to get out of tickets

>he thinks Joe Bucci is a real cop and not an actor from the ‘80s

kek