>”Do you know why I pulled you over, son?”
”Do you know why I pulled you over, son?”
Because I was curling in the squat rack?
Racial profiling?
Is it because I do all of my lifts in the smith machine?
You want my phone number, officer?
Shooting off Deez gunz?
*flexes a 'cep*
'cause these guns aren't registered?
Nice stache
For mogging twinks ?
>"yeah, but if you don't know I'm not going to tell."
That's a big guy
Kek
Why are cops allowed to roid?
Cuz you're not really my dad?
>For doing wrong lifts,sir!
look mom i well maymayd again
Pullover? It’s a fucking button up mate
Because what harm does it cause if they do?
Roid rage and being a cop doing mix very well.
fewer niggers
Lol twink detected
...cause I suck dick to get out of tickets?
No dad, I don't
Because I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low? Do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know. Now, am I under arrest or should I guess some more?
Heres you 250$ ticket for being qn asshole sir. I was just going to give you a warning but you had to chimp out. Have a good day.
AM I BEING DETAINED.
Lmfao niggers
my sides
Sounds like the start of a gay porno
>Because I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low? Do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know. Now, am I under arrest or should I guess some more?
well coz you were doing 55 in a 54!
>to get out of tickets
>he thinks Joe Bucci is a real cop and not an actor from the ‘80s
kek