What if... what if I started swinging my barbell like a sword with weight on one side? Would I eventually become Guts?

what if... what if I started swinging my barbell like a sword with weight on one side? Would I eventually become Guts?

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Yeah bro. I do it with a long adjustable dumbell. I gotta start light and build up.

fuckin hell. I think I'll try this once I fix my tendonitis

You understand that guts fought with a sword that was as big as him since he was a kid. You missed your chance already

No, you fucking weeb.

Do heavy deadlifts, follow a real routine, and don't get cucked by demons.

A sword is not just a long metal poking stick, but a long metal poking stick with certain phisical properties; the most important of which for your objective is going to be balance, or the center of gravity of the object. If you want to try this, I suggest building a replica of the sword you intend to use and then progressively weigh it down in a proportional manner so as not to fuck up the center of gravity of the thing. Is lead tape a thing where you live? That might do the trick.

To become like Guts though, there are a few other key ingredients
>get raped at an early age
>kill your adoptive father
>build up relationship with brown qt
>get betrayed by the one guy whom you learned to admire and be forced to watch as he rapes the shit out of said qt, mentally scarring her for life until Miura gets off his ass and finishes this bloody story arc
>live the rest of your life literally too angry to die

If you got lost around steps 1-2, you'll just be an autistic Veeky Forumsizen swinging a retarded wooden sword.

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street shitters way ahead of you my friend

Guts' strength and martial skill is as fictional as any of the monsters in the manga, my dude. At least from the mid-late golden age arc and onwards

Stop lifting for her, bros.

She forgot about you already.

sh-shut up user there's still hope

Unironically this is exactly what Zoro does in OP. Which means it's been nonsense

*Weeb

you will get tendinitis again lol retard

Not unless you smash skulls with it

Will she ever get her memory back bros?

Uooo aouuu?

>get stuck on a boat for 7 years
>finally make landfall holy shit
>enter a dream
>who the fuck knows how long that will take
I don't even know anymore, user.

>berserk will probably never be finished
I just want to see that faggot Void get raped by mr skeltal

put a bunch of 45's on one end to become zodd

>Zodd already looks good here
>stronk as fuark
>enters demon mode
>gets even bigger
Why even try natty bros?

>Implying you can swing even an empty bar

would this be a full body exercise?

What else is some Veeky Forums approved anime?

Vagabond

I like it, but it also hits way too close to home for me.

ippo

thanks for my sides

dragonball

Fist of the north star