Fuck you, you're fucking my life up bigly. I just had to meet with HR for bullying around the work place. I'm on probation until they have a hearing to decide if I'm fired.
>be me >find fit >get fit >lol at the culture of this board >frequent browsing >start calling co-worker DYEL, twinks, manlets, lankets >office hambeast hears me refer to women as roasties >looks it up on urban dictionary >talks with co-workers about my me >makes an entire case to HR about how I bully people based on their physical appearance.
TFW explaining to HR lady what a roastie is...
Hit 4 pl8 squat tho, what's your squat max?
Wyatt Nguyen
Will you be fired?
And I’m at lmao3pl8
Luis Garcia
roasties can't handle the bantz sue for wrongful termination
Zachary Anderson
it's not our fault you're autistic. keep Veeky Forums on the internet big dummy stupid
Ethan Perry
I hope this is all true.
Caleb Gonzalez
probably not, I spoke with the owner and he has my back. He likes me, and laughed about it, but told me "you're a fucking idiot for talking like that here, it shows poor judgement."
Jace Taylor
you deserve to get fired for using memes irl
Luis Ramirez
MOGGED
David Martinez
This
Daniel Cox
> I'm too retarded to hide my power level.
Dominic Stewart
He's too alpha to give a fuck about hiding his power level
Samuel Richardson
This, you’re a retard OP
Nicholas Phillips
>using Veeky Forums terms in real life You deserve to be fired.
Camden Morales
See you tomorrow, fuckface.
Aaron Gray
>Believing anything you pick up in Veeky Forums will benefit you IRL
Jacob Wood
See you tomorrow user
Adam Morales
I hope they fired you. Serves you right for coming to this shithole in the first place.
Jack Bell
rules 1 and 2
Kayden Cox
Now he's gonna lose his job. Worth it.
Anthony Powell
stop posting rude shit about my board you fucking twink
Nolan Barnes
>be black >get away with murder cuz diversity hire
Christian Richardson
>what's your squat max? Only 2.5pl8, but I go atg and pause. Clarence has been a heavy influence on my lifting philosophy
Angel Cooper
>you're fucking my life up bigly. No nigga, you just got WAGEKEKED. Not my fault, I didn't make the rules
Eli Carter
user chads dont behave like this chill help you bros out
BTW fuck the roastis allways trying to keep a Veeky Forumsizen down
Jack Lewis
Do you pussies really not office bully? how else do you climb the hierarchy?
Dylan Ortiz
>TFW explaining to HR lady what a roastie is...
Luis Adams
you're not some alpha jock, you're just a brainlet faggot who can't keep work and leisure separate, and everyone here and at your office thinks you're retarded
Aiden Ross
Umm, I weigh 200 and squat 400...so I am kinda alpha jock bro
Wyatt Watson
honestly, if i were you, i wouldn't mind getting fired.
it could be a great opportunity to exit the rat-race hamster-wheel corporate whatever lifestyle and become an entrepreneur. obviously this depends on your skills and talents and knowledge, etc. but, theoretically, you could have a lot more fulfilling life being your own boss.
Anthony Robinson
>You're a fucking idiot... it shows poor judgement Honestly you may as well quit, you're never gonna get promoted if he feels that way about you
Logan Cooper
...
Evan Cook
you can do all that but it's obvious by your actions that deep down you are still the awkward retard that everyone whispers to one another to stay away from and just humor him