I'm done with this place

Fuck you, you're fucking my life up bigly. I just had to meet with HR for bullying around the work place. I'm on probation until they have a hearing to decide if I'm fired.

>be me
>find fit
>get fit
>lol at the culture of this board
>frequent browsing
>start calling co-worker DYEL, twinks, manlets, lankets
>office hambeast hears me refer to women as roasties
>looks it up on urban dictionary
>talks with co-workers about my me
>makes an entire case to HR about how I bully people based on their physical appearance.

TFW explaining to HR lady what a roastie is...

Hit 4 pl8 squat tho, what's your squat max?

Will you be fired?

And I’m at lmao3pl8

roasties can't handle the bantz
sue for wrongful termination

it's not our fault you're autistic. keep Veeky Forums on the internet big dummy stupid

I hope this is all true.

probably not, I spoke with the owner and he has my back. He likes me, and laughed about it, but told me "you're a fucking idiot for talking like that here, it shows poor judgement."

you deserve to get fired for using memes irl

MOGGED

This

> I'm too retarded to hide my power level.

He's too alpha to give a fuck about hiding his power level

This, you’re a retard OP

>using Veeky Forums terms in real life
You deserve to be fired.

See you tomorrow, fuckface.

>Believing anything you pick up in Veeky Forums will benefit you IRL

See you tomorrow user

I hope they fired you. Serves you right for coming to this shithole in the first place.

rules 1 and 2

Now he's gonna lose his job. Worth it.

stop posting rude shit about my board you fucking twink

>be black
>get away with murder cuz diversity hire

>what's your squat max?
Only 2.5pl8, but I go atg and pause. Clarence has been a heavy influence on my lifting philosophy

>you're fucking my life up bigly.
No nigga, you just got WAGEKEKED. Not my fault, I didn't make the rules

user chads dont behave like this chill help you bros out

BTW fuck the roastis allways trying to keep a Veeky Forumsizen down

Do you pussies really not office bully? how else do you climb the hierarchy?

>TFW explaining to HR lady what a roastie is...

you're not some alpha jock, you're just a brainlet faggot who can't keep work and leisure separate, and everyone here and at your office thinks you're retarded

Umm, I weigh 200 and squat 400...so I am kinda alpha jock bro

honestly, if i were you, i wouldn't mind getting fired.

it could be a great opportunity to exit the rat-race hamster-wheel corporate whatever lifestyle and become an entrepreneur. obviously this depends on your skills and talents and knowledge, etc. but, theoretically, you could have a lot more fulfilling life being your own boss.

>You're a fucking idiot... it shows poor judgement
Honestly you may as well quit, you're never gonna get promoted if he feels that way about you

...

you can do all that but it's obvious by your actions that deep down you are still the awkward retard that everyone whispers to one another to stay away from and just humor him