I went on a tinder date last week with this 20 qt, and it turns out she is a virgin, and she told me she wanted me to take her virginity. She is coming round to mine tomorrow, and my question is:
What health benefits should I expect to experience after taking this girls virginity?
Your hearing improves a lot and you occasionally bilocate, that's all IME
Blake Russell
you should expect a child and 18 years of child support payments.
Daniel Stewart
You can cure your HIV/AIDS by fucking her
Angel Hughes
ITT things that never happened
Easton Perez
your onions will grow faster and block more estrogen
Austin Davis
stop larping faggot or post pics
Brody Turner
her name is kylie page and OP's a larper
Jose Thompson
And her tits sagged and shrunk after her drug addiction caused her to lose weight. Breddy sad
Jeremiah Roberts
Suck my dick faggots
Jonathan Anderson
>already bloated at 20
she will be a whale by 22
Asher Long
Have plenty of towels. Virgins bleed like hogs.
Sebastian Flores
>we can go as slow and as gentle as you want
Jayden Sanchez
>can't see her face probably a fuggo; still, go for it
Michael Baker
Ugh. Why do women do this nowadays? Literally throwing away her virginity to some random autist from a buglarian yogurt tasting forum. Fucking americans and their nigger culture has ruined everything for everyone.
Angel Morris
el demonio de las americanos...
Cooper Cook
u mad bro?
Thomas Long
Post pics of her bod OP
Jace Price
unironically a lot of women do this kinda of shit because their friends are thots who peer pressure them into it. Even if a chick hasn't fucked her friends most likely have had many guys by 20, and they talk about that shit all of the time.
Ethan Ward
>we can go as slow and as gentle as you want And people say Chivalry is dead
Michael Martin
I do not believe you
Jeremiah Morris
No. I had a virgin gf once. I just hate this slut culture. It's a real pain to find a quality gf. It took me almost a year to find my current girl.
Well, we're right back to the nigger culture, aren't we?
Brody Stewart
You mean the culture that white's created and use blacks to shill to whites and act as the fall guy for their own corrupted natures?
Haven't seen that pic of that cock sucker varg back when he was a metal head who was shilling drugs violence and pre-marital sex with anything that moves. But I guess that was back when he was all about nigger culture.
Cameron Wood
When you're her first, she becomes clingy and very needy for quite a while (assuming you make her cum properly). This is because she is experiencing the thrill of sex for the first time, and she will constantly want to fuck. She will want to be with you as much as possible. If you don't already hate her, you will.
Ryder Wright
some people have character outside said ukiyo-e collecting forums
Cameron Peterson
can confirm
Owen Jones
Ahaha the chans are so filled to brim with new fags no one got this prime cackle post.
Ethan Turner
learn to fucking write in english you cunt
I think fucking is natural, and women do have sex drives after puberty, but women with multiple sex partners make horribles wives and mothers, which is why they used to be married off as soon as they were deemed women.
I don't think that women should be locked up in convents, but they should either be having babies or securing a long term partner.
Parker Ward
Jews created the current american culture. Greedy elite white fucks deserve death more than them though for letting it happen.
Adrian Hill
Actually Scottish, she's American though.
Face:5/10 Body 7/10
Why is everything about race with you mutts?
This is what I am afraid off user.
James Ross
>that cock sucker varg back when he was a metal head who was shilling drugs >swedes >white pick one
Eli Martinez
This. >Be highschool KHV autist lanklet >Last two months of senior year a blonde qt from English class starts flirting with me everyday >Never said a word to this girl all 7 years I went to school with her >Didn't know any of her friends >Eventually her friends come up to me and tell me to ask her out >Uh ok >We go on awkward dates >Eventually we end up at her house after one lame date and she starts making out with me all of a sudden >autistic panic >Sticks her hand in my pants and starts stroking me off >Lay there like a mannequin >she rips off my pants and hops on my dick >We spend the rest of the summer fucking like rabbits >August comes and she suddenly breaks up with me, goes to college, and joins a sorority >Find out later that she just wanted to lose her virginity before college and thought I was attractive enough to pick I..Its been 7 years and I actually miss her
Landon Gray
Can you show all the conversations you had with her leading to the date?
I get a lot of matches. Have talked to girls, but if I'm too direct and only speak casually a couple of times and then logistics and stuff it doesn't work. And I'm I talk too much like ask about her and stuff thorugh texting it just seems too pathetic and they generally lose interest.
Nathan Morgan
>girl looks to lose her virginity on fucking Tinder the absolute state of la creatura los americanos
Jonathan Ramirez
This is a bad post
Kayden Cox
She’s lying, but go for it anyways bro.
Charles Thomas
Male virgin = LMAO PATHETic PieCE oF SHIT, COPEEE, beta soyboy lmfao
Female virgin = So sweet innocent, why she give her away, wish she fucked me, life isn't fair
Fucking retards
Ethan Parker
Nigger culture is poison, brainlet, and it doesn't have to just mean black. Original niggers just set the example for what a nigger is. Anybody can be a nigger, though. It's a very fitting word for anybody who acts like a nigger.
Hunter Russell
It's almost as of men and women are different
Joshua Sanders
Well, OPwouldn't have to fuck a virgin in order to cure his AIDS if he had remembered to take long showers after having unprotected sex.
Ethan Brooks
>the culture that white's created
Funny way to say jews.
Kevin Murphy
Lol, do you ever heard of something called nature? Women have their nature and men have ours. It's not "unfair", it's just the way it is and it always was. A girl who has fucked a ton of guys and sucked a lot of dicks has little value. A guy who fucks a lot of girls has a value.
Adrian Morales
he doesn't (((know)))
Jackson Rodriguez
>men and women are physically and psychologically different >more news at 11
Josiah Baker
You understand what I posted perfectly you faggot. If you want perfect english then go back to english class you twat.
Yeah, but they didn't let it happen. They use it as a means to control the populace. Have done it for years.
"nigger culture". user, it's always been about race in america. It's been a really powerful means of controlling the american populace. They're trying to do the same across the "western world" but the old prejudices between the so called "white" races have begun to bubble up. The "white race" was a tool. One that is not one size fits all.
Hey, I don't know how you people label what is or isn't white anymore. I have to create a fucking score card and keep index cards with various shades of white on it to keep track.
Liam Lee
Or you can fall in love with her and both of you will be happy. 12+ years here user.
Nathan Nelson
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Ethan Wright
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Elijah Taylor
t. will talk his daughter to star in BLACKED
Cameron Peterson
...
Ryan Price
Talks about sex like it's a value thing, lmao wtf you even saying?
Sex is one of the most nature thing in the world, there is no such thing as getting too much dick or pussy, you think i value a virgin more than a slut based on their sexual life? LMAO
Carrying a mentality like this is the reason why you faggots live with deep depression.
Landon Sanders
How old are you OP ?
Blake Ross
> A KEY THAT OPENS MANY LOCKS IS A GREAT KEY > A LOCK THAT IS OPENED BY MANY KEYS IS A SHITTY LOCK
Nathan Ross
Sabbot goys like Biden, Warren, Clintons, etc are perfect examples. They know exactly what they're doing.
Wilson and Roosevelt probably never thought the jew would completely take over their countries, but they're prime examples of sabbot goys as well.
Easton Evans
Its pretty simple desu. The trick is to put in the least amount of effort possible
Benjamin Gonzalez
22
Nicholas Williams
Lmao. Enjoy getting cheated on.
Jonathan Diaz
>people talk like that instead of just calling holy shit, my autism isn't as severe as I thought
Thomas Gutierrez
was waiting for someone to say that
Jackson Hernandez
It is true though.
Andrew Hill
A girl who has never once had another dude's dick in her will become obsessed with me and want to fuck all the time?
Sounds AWFUL
Nolan Robinson
>filename
Adrian Hall
this is super kawaii desu
Austin Johnson
It is sad. If I were OP I would've told her to wait till marriage.
Owen Jones
So how to fuck do you expect guys to get laid if all ladies are expected to fuck one guy and be done? You're value system is broken and imaginary.
Gabriel Williams
They key is the moving object that decides where it should go, which means the pussy the is key, A girl decides if she wants to have sex with you, not the other way around
Easton Johnson
Nice LARP friend.
Robert Cox
Tell me if i give a fuck lul, honestly couldn't care less if a bitch cheats
Nicholas Reed
Sure bro. Go have kids with a slut who has fucked over 100 guys in her life instead of a homely girl with little to no sexual experience.
I don't expect everyone to be the same way.
William Perry
Look at me
I'm OP now
Noah Sanchez
shes obviously ugly as fuck with mental/ emotional issues to boot if shes a virgin trying to lose her v card on tinder
Thomas Rodriguez
put on dangerzone wear fast and furious shirt powerfuck to oblivion.
Benjamin Lopez
Thanks my bro.
I was a little too direct making clear that I wanted to fuck the girls without getting to know them lol
Tyler Rodriguez
>you think i value a virgin more than a slut based on their sexual life? LMAO Well there are also adultery rates, disease rates, and marriage longevity/happiness rates that show that women with more pre-marital partners have a higher rate of adultery, disease, and shorter marriages. I'm not trying to tell people what they can and cannot do, but when you look at the bare statistics, it's no wonder people have these conceptions of pre-marital sex and preservation or virginity.
Charles Walker
Again, her sexual life have nothing to do with how great of a mother she will be, there is more to life than sex, it doesn't define a person
Jordan Evans
ITT: people who haven't been with a virgin.
unless you are as well it's a huge pain in the ass
Sebastian Perry
What statistics? Based on what? On how many people? Give me these numbers to even try convincing anyone, statistics means shit if you don't post more
Kinda thought no one would really need a source if someone said 'the more people you fuck = higher chance of STDs', but nice trips.
Jeremiah Anderson
wanna know how I know you're a roastie?
Noah Peterson
You're dumb as fuck. All your actions define you as a person. Some to a lower some to a higher degree, and promiscuity is a BIG ONE.
Jordan Ross
Lmao maybe for you uggo
Robert Johnson
>blogs and an unsourced figure fucking kek
Bentley Cruz
this is exactly what is happening to a girl i'm seeing at the moment alongside two others... it's not her fault she's now so attached.. but it does get annoying, especially since every time we fuck she can't handle my cock for more than 10 minutes/5 inches (base is always left out in the cold) but clearly feels entitled to my undivided attention
Christian Moore
>unsourced >literally says 'sources' at the bottom of the picture
Hunter Gray
it's this one right back at you
Carter Sanders
have you met "her" in person?
be careful dude
Angel Allen
Well then don't respond to the one with a source and claim it either is a 'blog' or 'unsourced' then.
Aaron Bailey
the source is a blog
Nicholas Garcia
duh this is really how people expect you to speak in text, and if you spoke in the way I am to you right now, they lose their minds and start throwing assumptions against the walls and think you're being cryptic and strange. it's gay as fuck and people are gay as fuck. you'll find those few though however who don't mind in the least having a real conversation. it's fucking retarded, then you get badgered for being anti social when you can only stomach speaking to a few people who know how to actually speak. >OP is a faggot
Grayson Allen
Where in Scotland? Tinder in glasgow is full of sloots its easy
Joshua Johnson
>virgin >on tinder >because she says she is a lot of children in this thread
Austin Anderson
I want to impregnate the one on the far left.
Jonathan Rivera
In all honesty fucking virgins sucks, took 2 girls virginity and they were awful in bed and its frustrating, one of them cried in pain.
There is nothing sexy about a virgin, they cant give head, dont know how to fuck and are usually boring as fuck if they managed to get past 18 with it intact.
Hudson Collins
OP, is that you? That was one of the gayest things I've ever read.
Leo Flores
k... Then why did you fuck the virgins instead of "experienced" girls. Let the men who want to slowly bring virgins into womanhood have them.
Nathan Price
No it isnt OP obviously. Virgins are just shit in bed, if you want to fuck someone fuck a slut because she will suck dick like a champ.
Because i like fucking girls, i sleep with anyone and they wanted me to sleep with them.
One i knew was, and i liked the idea of taking someones virginity at the time, the other lied to me until after.
Lincoln Cooper
>Because i like fucking girls, i sleep with anyone and they wanted me to sleep with them. >One i knew was, and i liked the idea of taking someones virginity at the time, the other lied to me until after.
Nice LARP faggot.
Oliver Wright
Dont be jealous, i just dont have standards and am forward so i sleep around a fair amount.
One was attractive, the other was like a 5/10 and smelt bad after having sex.
Carson Gonzalez
>if you want to fuck someone fuck a slut because she will suck dick like a champ. Are you expecting a specific response or something?